[snorlaxatives]

[nurseblonda-deactivated20140816]

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

[bloomflowersbloom]

[matabangg]

*spends $4* Bank account: $-4.00

[sugaraykay]

overdraft fee: $35

[peanutbutterandjeri]

Total balance: -$483.76

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Payday: next Friday.

[cozyboymayes]

Rent due: next Friday

[miamberst]

Car payment due: next Thursday

[sirewordplayj-deactivated202408]

Life: Ending after election

[serotnin]

no offense but I literally can’t process that others genuinely care for me

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I had a dream abt weed

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass

[qlexie]

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Millions of people throughout history have died so that I know which foods are safe to eat and which will kill me.

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[j4xxx]

[mulders]

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

[phosphorescentt-deactivated2015]

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

[absurdist-void]

okay but remember the book where the old lady literally breaks into her son’s house just to hold him

[harliqueen]

She’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted

[moscd]

DOn’t let that tiny cat escape

[sexyyuglyy]

what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur?  is it an umbrella?  an elephant?  a young bill cosby? 

[silenttaiga]

FIST OF JESUS 

[wokus-pocus-deactivated20180805]

Anyone here old enough to remember Bernie Sanders 

[uponthenightskies]

me: please brain im begging you let's just fucking go to sleep

my shitass fuck brain: bongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave the congo

[approach]