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My aesthetic: Giada De Laurentiis overpronouncing Italian words

#help me #she keeps saying pAn-CHEY-TAH and it's driving me insane #release me from this bind

Honestly what on this actual earth is better than wine and take out with your best friends

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Everyone should have a reach goal. Mine is to have as many Instagram followers as Michelle Obama.

#a guy can dream #MO4Prez #biceps

#wonderful #won #der #ful #decor #new stuff makes me feel validated

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my january aesthetic doesn’t fuck around

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Random classmate: "didn't you wear black yesterday?"

#probably #black clothes #running my life

Yeah ok I think Meryl slayed, but Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield made out during the golden globes. Which is a gift that all can share.

#Andrew Garfield #marry me spiderman #who is Gwen Stacey?

A Facebook click bait article said "you should cut out stress in 2017!" Thanks Facebook, you cured the world

#are you Fucking kidding me #I'm honestly not stressed anymore

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Andrew Garfield photographed by Brian W Ferry for Mrporter.com

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I think I'm going to add "fuck Andrew Garfield" to my list of resolutions probably because honestly if there's a superhero I'm going to fuck it's going to be the one who made out with Emma Stone

#seriously

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Art Deco Vogue cover.

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Hey bitches

Here's your generic NYE post bitches. I'm not going to resolve anything Fucking basic like "omg I'm going to lose weight" or "wow guys imma hit the gym like 3 times and then stop". This year, I'm going to resolve something I actually can accomplish. Here's a list. 1) I resolve to continue doing my own thing. This year tore me from a city I loved and I fucking rolled with that punch and got over it. Now, in a city that's tragic, I'm going to keep going with the flow, and it's going to turn out how it's supposed to. 2) I resolve to be nicer. I'm a total asshole to people I don't know for no reason other than I think it's fun and I generally don't like people. I want to end 2017 with more people than I started with that I can take to brunch, brag about to people I don't know, and buy fancy Christmas presents. This is going to be a tough one, but for my sanity I hope to at least try. 3) I resolve to stop blaming the world for problems that aren't actually problems. It's not a problem that my best bitches are growing. It's not a problem that I'm in Memphis because it's temporary. I need to take a reality check for myself and realize that it's no fun to blame the world for changing things that have to change. I love the FUCK out of my inner circle, and I'm proud of every single one of them. I need to keep acting like it. 4) I resolve to do something really kickass for myself. I'm going to travel, I'm going to eat, I'm going to have fun, and it's going to be fabulous. So that's it, take it or leave it, here's my 2017. Best of luck to you all, I'll see you all next year.

#New Years #resolutions #whatever #having a moment #per usual