(humor dog with a blog)

hi im liz.. ur dad says hey 

[melonsodaa-deactivated20170814]

[neverthere12345]

[hundondestiny]

chaotic good

[angelamerky]

[r10t3r]

i see no difference

[blackreaders-assemble]

I laughed way too hard

[llamagoddessofficial]

Me: Ugh why does my cat always meow at me until I come and stare at his full food bowl? It's ridiculous

Google:

Me:

Me: [holding my cat's face with tears in my eyes] im sorry i ever doubted you my son

[toastbutteregg]

cant afford to use too much toilet paper when they’re being hoarded from stores

[stoportotouch]

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses

[stoportotouch]

too late i’ve decided for you that you do

here they are

[dracosmalfovs]

once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’ 

[sassybananagardenartisan]

[simpite-deactivated20170318]

There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture

[upsetcow]

🐝🌻🐝🐝🐝 4 bees 1 flower

[upsetcow]

ehh i’ll just wing it

me about something i should definitely NOT be winging (via upsetcow)

[knowwhatimeme]

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[frikiskrew]

Wait for it

[the-darkest-of-souls]

Top ten anime betrayals of all time

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I literally laugh every time.

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans

[radiojamming]

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox