all glory to the hypnotoad

my name is theresa and i think you're super cool

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

[fuck-your-gucci-handbag]

bantu baby

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[vangoghgurl-blog]

honestly i kind of need school bc it keeps my life together. i see friends everyday, get out of the house, sleep normally, and remember to eat dinner

[vipbucky-deactivated20170423]

you put it in words

[dicksplit]

[bloodyromeo]

hi i’m banksy, and you’re watching dismachannel

[supahighposts]

[upsuck]

Republicans be like..

Them: Higher education isn't a right! You have to pay tuition to go to college!

Me: But pretty much every job, even entry-level jobs, require at least a bachelor's degree.

Them: Work an hourly job that doesn't require a four-year degree!

Me: Ok, then can we raise the minimum wage so I can work full time and, like, live and eat and other essential functions?

Them: No! If you want to make decent money, go to college and get a degree!

Me: But...

Them: Ugh, this generation is so lazy. I think I'll pray about it.

[austinalive]

[tamaleboy-deactivated20210109]

[gronos]

[busket]

[yippywhippy]

[upsuck]

Me on a date: What do you think of Freudian imagery?

Him: I think it's stupid.

Me, shoving glistening dough phalluses into my open gaping purse-hole, my hands dripping wet with warm oil: I have to go now.

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[mousehousedotcom]

reblog if you’d rather have a golden retriever be president than donald trump

[freelancefailure]

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u