Yo!

my names Darcy, and im not a porn blog 😎🤘

[melkem0t]

No chai for the fbi

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[baby-henny]

this look is so good.

[gorps]

happy easter from the united states :)

[dreamofhircine]

what is going on in America

[appleday]

[hisa-88]

Zen Garden - Cherry Blossoms celebrates this ancient tradition in a timeless deep meditation.

instagram.com/ag.lr.88

[luved-bug]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

unicorn hunters on Tinder be like “ooh come fuck my husband ;)” go fuck your own damn husband

[rosaryemoji]

I wish people were nicer and more honest

[olivethomas]

Linda Darnell in It Happened Tomorrow, 1944

[mothurs]

i spend every night thinking of you

[iavn]

me: Lets face it.. *says nothing more*

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[unclefather]

[celestialdust]

My Neighbor Totoro / ending credits