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My lifelong obsession w fermented foods I think has made my microbiome so healthy that dudes b licking my armpits and obsessively sniffing my ass like this is a thing for me

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This makes me sound like I’m a dog

Toddlers are so indie sleaze always covered in paint and dirt clothes falling off half naked

My lifelong obsession w fermented foods I think has made my microbiome so healthy that dudes b licking my armpits and obsessively sniffing my ass like this is a thing for me

The word surrender originally meant “give back”which could have been poetic if it wasn’t mostly used in reference to property

I didn’t know any lullabies when I first gave birth so I would sing my daughter recycled air by the postal service over and over and to this day it gets her to stop crying when I put it on… it makes me cry now though so.

#so emo lately like wym we can’t play outside or eat produce #ok recycling the air #???

The woman helping me at the collision place looked just like Jodi arias and she was vaping the whole time I was filling out paperwork

Invited this girl I rly wanted to be friends with to a bonfire and she left me on read damn I thought we had something she was sending me a bunch of artists she likes we were dming back n forth for a minute now nothing… pls come back

It feels literally illegal to observe chimps they have a higher iq than me

So I can’t remember a series of more than. 3 numbers at a time but I can memorize every word to a song after listening to it once. Got it

I derive no pleasure from sadistic sexual acts anymore post give me a baby sex I wonderrrr if that will ever return

#sweetness and love sweetness and love #only

Midda finna to da prosecuta