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I knew mother was up for it when she walked in
Don't rush son! We have plenty of time. I am always yours
When Ollie came home, he knew his mama would be waiting already, he undressed quickly as he found her waiting in front of the large mirrors in the house, she loved making love to him in front of those mirrors, watching them together.
Mel was addicted to the sight of her son making sweet love with her, sometimes rough, sometimes gentle, and that moment when he pumps in his load deep into her!
Dad's away this weekend. But when he's there, it becomes obvious that Mel is not the only member of the family who enjoys watching her incestuous sessions with their son!
Kyle couldnât believe the turn of events that have occurred to him in the last 7 days.
First his mom walked in on him changing in his room while returning his washing. They both felt a brief moment of embarrassment but Kyle thought he saw his momâs eyes linger a little too long at his crotch, but he didnât think too much of it. After all this was his mom.
The next day while vacuuming his room she tripped on the vacuum cord and fell on to Kyles lap while he was on his PS5. In an attempt to break her fall Kyle accidentally got a handful of her perfectly round tits and she threw in a few to many bounces on his cock and ground her ass on the way up as a stripper would do when giving a lap dance. She casually laughed it off and excused herself out of the room, not knowing the effect she left on Kyle. Needles to say he scurried off to the bathroom and had one of his ânot the proudestâ wanks. His mom had errands to do all day so Kyle was glad to avoid her and to avoid any awkward conversations. By the time his mom got back home Kyle had left for soccer practice and this would mean he wouldnât see her until the next morning, both his parents were âearly to bed,early to riseâ kind of people. When Kyle got back from practice the house was silent and as expected his parents had gone to bed already. He showered and went to bed, but falling asleep was another story. Kyle kept replaying in his mind his mother falling into his arms, her breasts in his hands, how good they felt, her hard nipples, the weight of her heavy breasts, her full body, her bouncing on him and grinding her ass on his cock, her head back, her neck exposed, her smell, her hair in his face. Two bodies connected as one. It was all too much and Kyle was once again masturbating thinking about his mother. Shortly after he drifted off to sleep.
The next morning it was Friday and Kyle was glad he didnât have any commitments until later in the afternoon as he had slept in longer than usual. He climbed out of bed and headed towards the bathroom for his usual morning shower. The house was quiet and he assumed no one other than him was home. He had a quick look from top of the stairs into the living room but didnât see anyone around. He headed back towards the bathroom. He decided to strip off all his clothes, wash his face and brush his teeth before hopping into the shower, his plan was to wank in the shower as it would be easier to clean up afterwards. Once he was done brushing his teeth he knew he had to attend to his morning wood as it was getting quite painful now especially as he was still thinking about his mom and her body. He turned on the shower and let the warm water run over his body. He thought he heard something but it was probably just street noise. He leaned his head on the cool bathroom tile and tugged at his now full erect cock. Flashes of his mom appeared in his mind. âThereâs that noise again. What is that noise?â A moment of guilt crept in and he opened his eyes to an open bathroom door and his mother standing at the entry holding a bunch of towels. The moment their eyes locked on one another she dropped those towels out of shock.
Mom: âIâm sorry Kyle I didnât know you were in here. I checked your room you werenât there and I was getting concerned because you never sleep in this lateâ
Kyle: âIâm sorry mom I didnât know anyone was home the house was soo quietâ
Mom: âIâm sorry Iâll goâ
Kyle: âNo please stay I need you Iâm going crazy. This is because of you.â
Kyle grabs his cock and points it towards his mother.
Mom: âOh my⊠that looks painful Kyle.â
Kyle: âyes mom itâs been like this since yesterday, ever since you fell on my lap and I got to feel your incredible body on me itâs all I could think about. Thatâs why I slept in because I couldnât sleep to begin with.â
Mom: â Kyle I feel the same way and since that day I walked in on you changing I knew I had to have more than just a look. Youâre soo athletic with an amazing body and a beautiful cockâ
Kyle extends his hand to his mother to join him in the shower all the while still clutching on to his cock with his other hand. She grabs his hand and gets under the water with him. Her white low cut top quickly becomes transparent. And her denim skirt is quickly hiked up and her g string pulled down to her ankles. She steps out of her g string and tosses it into an empty basket near by. Next her top is pulled over her head by Kyle. It too is tossed to the side of the shower. She is not wearing a bra. They embrace and start kissing passionately. Once they break from the kiss Kyle starts working on the buttons on momâs denim skirt and mom continues to kiss Kyle all over his neck, chest and abdominal area.
The anticipation is too much for both of them and once Kyle finally gets momâs skirt off she canât help herself and grabs Kyle by his butt with both hands and starts to suck him off. Kyle canât help but moan and groan from the wonderful sensations rushing through him and knows he wonât be able to hold out for too much longer knowing itâs his mom on the end of his cock. But he doesnât want it to end like this so he pulls his mom off his cock almost completely and asks âMom can I please fuck your tits? they felt incredible in my hands I need to know how they would feel wrapped around my cockâ, his mom just smiles and says âofcourse anything you want honeyâ
And just like that his mom grabs her huge tits and wraps it tightly around Kyleâs cock. Kyle is in heaven it is exactly like he had imagined and he is loving every second of this. The feeling is too good and it being his first time with his mom his mind wanders and he is now thinking about how it would feel to have his cock in his moms pussy or her ass and without warning he is shooting large ropes of cum all over his moms chest and neck area.
Kyle: âoh shit ! Oh fuck! Ah mom ! That was incredible! Iâm sorry we didnât have sex. I want this to be good for you too not just what I wantâ
Mom: âhaha donât worry baby I love everything you have given me so farâ
She licks and slurps up Kyleâs cum
Mom: you taste good! And donât worry I have a feeling you will be ready to go again very soon. But do you want to make it up to me?
Kyle: âyes mom Iâll do anythingâ
Mom turns off shower and gets Kyle to sit down on the shower floor with his head up against the shower wall
Mom:â sit still and open that pretty mouth, stick out your tongue and make me feel good like I did to youâ
Mom walks over shoves her pussy into Kyleâs face
Kyle does as he is told
Mom: âoh fuck yes Kyle !!! Keep going I could get used to thisâ
Her body starts to shake and she is weak in her knees and as she is coming down from her own orgasm she can see Kyle is good to go again. She thinks to herself âBless the youth! He could go many more times before his father gets homeâ
That day they have sex too many times to count, Kyle cancels all his plans and sex with his mom is everything he ever expected and more. They are basically locked at the hip all day. Two bodies as one.
The following day is a Saturday and like every Saturday his father goes golfing with his buddies, so getting woken up with a blowjob from mom was a wonderful surprise, Kyle obviously returns the favour. They once again have sex in the shower. It seems to be a favourite spot of theirs. Like returning to the scene of the crime or something like that. Once the father returns they excuse themselves and say they will go shopping for groceries for the week. They rush through buying what they need and then drive to a remote part of town where no one knows them and fuck in the family car. Kyle is surprised by his motherâs flexibility as she works the tight spaces in the car with her mature body. Mom is 46 but she fucks better than women half her age.
Kyle: âmom I love how you do me reverse cowgirl, I love having your full body on me. It feels like that day you fell on me and I felt you fully for the first timeâ
Mom: âmmm I love it too baby I get full control here and decide how deep, how fast or how slow I want to fuck youâ
Kyle: âyeah unless I do thisâ
Kyle pushes moms hips down and starts hammering his cock upwards
Mom: â ah ah ah ! Stop it Kyle you know I lose all control when you do thatâ âmmmm fuck it feels good thoughâ
Mom: âwe better hurry up Kyle itâs getting late your dad will be wondering where we are?â
Kyle: âok mom turn around I want to make out with you some more and then we can head backâ
Mom: âmmmm thatâs better now I can see my sexy man as I ride himâ
Mom speeds up the pace she is really riding him now shes got a hold of his neck and really milking every little drop out of him.
Kyle: âfuck yeah momâ âyouâre incredibleâ Iâm about to comeâ âlucky youâre on birth controlâ
Mom â Hahha yeah im too old to be a mother again. I have enough trouble taking care of you as it is alreadyâ
They drive back heading home.
Kyle: âhey mom what about dad? â you still love him ? Will you still have sex with him?
Mom: âKyle Ofcourse what kind of question is that? I love your dad nothing has changed and whenever he wants I will have sex with him. The thing is his sex drive has dropped over the years and mine is still sky high as you know. So that day when I walked in on you getting changed something in me woke up and I tried to fight it but it wouldnât go away. And the next day when I fell on you and I could feel you completely I knew I had to give it a try. And when I knew you felt the same about me it made the guilt go away. So donât feel bad, sorry or any sort of guilt towards your father because nothing will change. It will all be as it is and the only change will be is that I will be a happier and more satisfied wife and mother. As long as we keep our secret and are careful around the house we can all live happily and get what we want.
The next day was Sunday and Dad had planned on watching football all day. This kind of sucks because Kyle had gotten used to fooling around with his mom daily. He had woken up with a hard on and with the memory of every naughty thing his mom and he had done over the past few days it was not going down any time soon. He fought the urge to have a wank and instead tucked in his hard on under his sweater pants, cleaned himself up and headed downstairs in search of mom. As he headed down the stairs each step made a noise and his dad looked up to see the feet of his son. The design of this house made it possible to see whoâs downstairs in the living room from upstairs but only feet can be seen on the lower steps if someone was to directly look at the staircase from the living room. Downstairs is an open plan kind of house if you can imagine that, with kitchen, living room and a joining room all connected. After a hello and some small talk with his dad about whoâs playing his mom appeared out of the joining room, walked past the living room and went to the kitchen. A welcome distraction if there ever was one. I know Kyle and mom talked about being careful when at home with dad around but Kyle couldnât keep his eyes off mom ass as she waked to the kitchen. Dad didnât notice his eyes were glued to the TV. She was wearing her robe and nothing else on. She had the robe tied tight and her ass looked soo inviting.
Kyle: âMom whatâs for breakfast?â
Mom: âI made pancakes. Would you like some ?â
Kyle: âIâll be right overâ
Mom: â ok Iâll warm them upâ
Kyle practically ran over to the kitchen
Kyle gets close to mom and whispers â mmmh how about I warm you upâ
Mom: âKyle no! I told you we have to be careful
Kyle lifts up shirt and says â look please I need youâ
Mom licks lips but then snaps back to reality â no take care of that your selfâ
The pancakes are ready nice and warm
Mom brings it over and places it on and squirts honey all over it
Mom says âhoney for my honey lolâ
the kitchen table is facing the tv. Kyle is standing next to the table
Kyle again whispers âcmon mom he wont even notice. Heâs too invested in the game. I mean look at you in your robe I canât help it. You have nothing on your tits are practically out and your butt looks soo good in that robe.
Kyle doesnât wait for an answer he starts rubbing up on his mom grinding his cock on her ass holding on to her hip with one hand caressing her tit with the other hand.
Mom is trying to fight it even trying to push Kyle off but this just encourages him further. He removes his hand from her hip and grabs her hair pulls it back and starts kissing on her neck.
She pleads âKyle stop it!â
But she continues to grind back on his cock. This is the only signal he needed. He scoops some honey off his plate and smears it all over her neck and breasts. He starts licking it off her neck and a moan escapes her mouth.
Momâ ohhhh!!!!â
Mom and son snap back to reality
Father turns around to see his wife covered in honey and his sonâs mouth covered in honey too.
Father: âwhatâs going on?â
Mom runs out of the kitchen and heads for the stairs
Father: â whatâs going on Kyle?â
Dumbfounded Kyle says the first thing that pops into his mind âWe were having a food fight dadâ
Father: âA food fight. Whatâs wrong with you do you know the price of food these daysâ ânow donât interrupt me when Iâm watching the gameâ
Kyle: âsorry dad it wonât happen againâ
Father: â yeah yeah. Now go upstairs and apologise to your motherâ
Kyle: âyes right awayâ
Once more Kyle tucked his cock under his sweater pants and headed upstairs.
Once upstairs he could hear the water running and he thought it was his lucky day but to his surprise the bathroom door was locked. Kyle thought âdamn mom must be really angry with meâ
He went back to his room and waited until his mom came out of the shower. Once he heard the door open he walked out to see his mom.
Kyle; âMom you ok? Iâm sorry if I was a bit pushyâ
Mom: âKyle I told you we have to be careful. We canât be doing that with other people aroundâ
Kyle: â Even if it feels really good?â
Mom: âEven if it feels reaaaallly good!â
Kyle: âIâm sorry mom I see you and I canât help myselfâ â I mean look at youâ
Kyle turns his mum to the hallway mirror, he is behind her with his head over her shoulder
Kyle: â you have perfect eyes, perfect cheeks ( he kisses her on the cheek), perfect lips (he pulls her in for a French kiss), perfect tits (he pulls her tits out of her robe and plays with them, pinching the nipples gently and then a little rough) this makes her moan, he opens the robe to reveal a nice trimmed pussy with just a small landing strip, he crouches down and rubs her pussy from behind, perfect pussy, and then he says the perfect ass and starts to eat her ass out.
This is all too much for her she pushes his head away and turns around and kisses him hard and says
âIâm not angry Iâm just horny!â
She is soo horny she needs a cock in her right away. Not just any cock she needs her sonâs cock.
She pushes him back and grabs his cock and guides to her hungry motherly hole.
Mom and son âAh !!!!â They both moan and quickly put a hand over each otherâs mouth. She wants to go hard but every thrust makes a sound on the old floorboards upstairs and it doesnât go unnoticed.
Father: whatâs all that noise ?
Mother and son both freeze not moving a muscle
Son: âah I was just doing push ups dad trying to get a bit stronger for soccer next seasonâ
Father: âwell cut it out Iâm trying to watch football you know a real manâs game hahahaâ
Son: âok dad sorry Iâll try be quietâ
The horny duo try to go at it again but the creaky floorboards give them away again.
Father: âIs that you again?â
Son: âyeah sorry Iâll go to another roomâ
Mom gathers up her robe and son pulls up his sweater pants, throws his T-shirt in and rush into his room
Kyle throws mom on the bed and starts slamming away. In the rush of it all they forget to close the door.
Father : ânow whatâs that noise?
Kyle: â I was using dumbbells trying to pump some ironâ
Kyle whispers to Mom â I was trying to pump youâ
Mom : âhahahaha â
Father: âis your mother there ?
Mom: âyes Iâve come to tell him to cut out the noiseâ
Father: âok good Im serious no more noise or ill come up there and deal with you bothâ
Mom and son: âok we will try to be quietâ
Kyle: fuck! what do we do ? I must have you
Mom: âI know I know I need it too I have to put out this fire in me.â
Kyle: I have an idea. What if we put a mattress and some pillows in the hallway that might work.
Mom: letâs give it a go. Iâm willing to try anything to make this happen
Kyle: cmon mom I have an idea we put the mattress here and some pillows you lie on your chest and that way you can see dad while I do you from behind. If we make too much noise and dad makes any sudden movement we make a run for it.
Mom: ok come on. Damn you know I canât say no to you
They take out their sonâs single bed mattress and lay it down and a few pillows for comfort. Mom takes position face down ass up and Kyle enters her from behind. At first the plan is working and the floorboards are very quiet,almost non existent. Kyle is hovering above mom giving her nice deep strokes in a sumo squat position and mom is loving it. For a brief moment they both lose them selves and Kyle gives mom a slap on the arse. Mom was dazed out from the incredible sensations running through her body that she forgot to keep watch of her husband.
Father: whatâs that ?
Kyle trying to regain his breath â yeah I killed a flyâ
Father: âwhy are you out of breath ?â
Kyle: âIm still working outâ
Father: âOk keep it downâ
Kyle whispers to mom: âAre you close?â
Mom: â Yeah I wouldâve got there if your father didnât interfereâ
Kyle: â yeah me too.â
Mom: âJust jackhammer me Kyle. You know I need it really hard to get me over the edge.
Son: yeah ok really milk my cock mom with your muscles that feels soo goodâ
Mom: âok honeyâ
As Kyle picks up the pace thereâs one thing thatâs certain, they are both close to climax and two it is getting way too noisy.
Kyle is giving it his all and his momâs face is making all sorts of faces. He knows that look and knows sheâs close
Father: âAll right thatâs it !â
Mom can see her husband shuffling in his sofa trying to get up.
Mom mumbling: âDad! Dad! Your dad!â
Kyle finally understands âHuh oh Dad!â
He pulls out of his mom, a loud pop sound fills the hallway. He helps her to her feet and rushes her to her bedroom. He partially closes her door and rushes back to his bedroom and grabs a few weights and pretends to workout.
The noise of the steps are clear his father is mad and is stomping up those stairs.
Father: what the hell is this ? What is this mattress and pillows doing in the hallway? Kyle get out here now!
Kyle steps out of his room clearly out of breath
Father: what is all this shit doing out here? What are you doing in there ?
Kyle: â I was working out. Dumbells. I was going pretty hard. Hence the heavy breathingâ
Mom was on the other side of the door with her ear up against it listening in. She had found an old T-shirt she didnât wear much anymore and was wiping her vagina . She started looking for other clothes she could wear.
Father: And the mattress ?
Kyle: âWell mom has been encouraging me to go line dancing with her and we were practicing a few steps but we didnât want to make too much noise. So we were doing it on the mattress. The line dancing steps. We were doing the line dancing steps on the mattress.
Mom on the other side of the door was giggling to herself at how bold mannered her son was being.
Father: âAnd whatâs all this on the floorboards ? Is that sweat ?
Kyle: Yeah it can get really hot up here and those line dancing steps are really hard work. Takes a lot of you.â (I couldnât tell him it was momâs juice now could I?)
Kyle: â Dad you donât need mom or I for anything today do you?â
Father: No I just want to watch my game and have some peace and quietâ
Kyle: âOk because I was suggesting to mom that we go practice our line dancing at my soccer ground in the dressing rooms. Thereâs plenty of space and I have keys to the ground as I play and volunteer there they put a lot of trust in me.â
Mom upon hearing that rushes to her wardrobe and starts searching for a sports bra and a pair of shorts.
Father: âyeah thatâs perfect go and let me enjoy the gameâ where is your mother anyway ?
Kyle: âah you know women sheâs in there looking for the perfect shoes.â
Mom goes back to her wardrobe and find a pair of 6 inch heels and a pair of cowboy boots.
Father: âclean this up before you goâ
Kyle grabs a towel from the bathroom and starts to wipe away his and momâs juice.
Just as Kyle is on the floor cleaning up their juices the door opens to his mothers bedroom and she steps out in a grey sports bra hugging her perfect Double Ds, a pair of black gym shorts that leave nothing to the imagination and those black 6inch heels. Sheâs carrying the cowboy boots in her other hand. She steps around Kyle and places her hand on his shoulder for balance.
Father: â youâre not wearing that are you?â
Mom: yeah itâs only going to be Kyle and I and itâs already hot
Father: âok have fun. At least Iâll get some peace and quietâ
The soccer ground was only 20 mins away but mom couldnât keep her hands off me. She even gave me a blowjob as I drove. I was definitely speeding but I couldnât wait to get her in that dressing room and have those heels on my shoulders as I plow away at my mother.
We got into the dressing room and we were like animals grabbing and grinding against each other. Mom was an animal she told me she will âfuck me harder than sheâs fucked anyone before because she was soo pent up and sexually frustrated because of the stop start sex session were having throughout the day. And boy did she deliver. We were in a safe place where we could be loud and make as much noise as we want. I will never forget the grunts,moans and screams coming from mom. After we were done we were completely exhausted. We even managed to fit a nap in. Once we were ready to head back we jumped in the showers got ourselves cleaned up and limped back to our car.
Present day :
Now as they patiently wait on his father to leave for work, his mom is rubbing his cock demanding full attention. This has now become a daily occurrence and the minute his father slams the front door shut, Kyle will be slamming his mom balls deep over that kitchen counter.
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What a week itâs been đ
Making dads horny at the gym
To get some time alone away from her husband, the wife and her son would visit her mother often. There, the mother and her son would act proper around grandmother during the day. At night, however, the mother and son could finally succumb to their forbidden passion, spending their nights fucking in the comfort of the upstairs bedroom that they would stay in. Occasionally, the grandmother would climb upstairs and open the door to look in on them. She would see the her grandson sweetly snuggling his mother from behind, the cozy blanket covering them up to their shoulders. The grandmother did not know, however, that the sound of her footsteps had interrupted the steamy sex session between her daughter and her grandson. She could not even imagine that right at that moment her grandsonâs hard rod was snuggly nestled firmly inside his motherâs wet love hole as his hands hugged his motherâs completely naked body under the blanket.
Iâve never been happier
Mmmm yes!
The golden words every son yearns to hear!