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As a matter of fact, if your employer fires you for anything relating to forming a union, that’s retalition, and it’s illegal under federal law. If this happens to you, vontact the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
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The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self
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Brb my dear follower followers just logging into my spiralling mental health acc, hopefully I'll be back in like a week:)
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There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber
English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.
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Icelandic folklore requires you avoid saying the names of evil whales, otherwise you’ll draw their attention.
Yall have evil whales?
Iceland does! They are the illhveli, literally “evil whales”, and they live to kill you. They love nothing more than killing and eating humans and sinking their ships. Their greatest enemy is the steypireydur (that’s blue whale to you), which is the greatest of the good whales and the protector of sailors.
All evil whales are, well, evil. So evil that if you speak their name at sea, they will hear it and home in on you. So instead you use all sorts of euphemisms for their names. Also if you try to cook their meat it literally disappears from the pot. That’s right, they’re so evil, you can’t even eat them.
They include such types as the hrosshvalur (horsewhale), with big eyes and a red mane and tail. This is probably the best known and most feared of the lot.
The raudkembingur (redcomb) is especially cruel and bloodthirsty even by illhveli standards. If you manage to escape it, it will die of frustration.
Good luck escaping the mushveli (mousewhale) though, it has legs! And will clamber onto the beach in pursuit!
Or what about death from above? The stökkull (jumper) leaps high into the air and pile-drives boats to pieces.
Meanwhile the skeljungur (shellwhale) sits in the path of boats and lets them get wrecked on its shelly hide…
… while the sverdhvalur (swordwhale) slices through boats with its dorsal fin.
The katthveli (catwhale) is relatively harmless though. It meows.
The same can’t be said of the lyngbakur (heatherback), a classic island fish that lets sailors get on its back and then dives, taking them to a watery grave.
The nauthveli (oxwhale) on the other hand specially targets cattle, attracting them into the sea with its bellow before tearing them apart.
How can you avoid all these murderous whales, like the taumafiskur (bridlefish) here? Any of a number of ways, including getting a steypireydur to help. There are substances, ranging from angelica to sheep dung and chopped fox testicles, that they find abhorrent. And you can distract them with loud noises and barrels.
For more, I assure you this link will answer all your questions.
https://abookofcreatures.com/category/illhveli/
Posts about Illhveli written by abookofcreatures
This is also why fairies were referred to as the ‘Good Neighbors’ and why there are so many nicknames for Satan.
The concept of avoidance speech is endlessly fascinating and rife with plot points for writing, but honestly I’m just thrilled about the EVIL WHALES.
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My friend introduce me to this initiative a couple days ago so I whipped this up in a night. Hope I’m not too late and that people like. Its Deadpool as Psylocke from X-Men: Psylocke #1 by David Finch. :3
Haha, I’ve been wanting to pair Spideypool for the Hawkeye Initiative for a while and now I made the time for it. XD I think Peter Parker should wear this costume from now on. XD
Spiderman as Star Sapphire and Deadpool as Green Lantern from Green Lantern Vol 4 Issue #18.
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Brb my dear follower followers just logging into my spiralling mental health acc, hopefully I'll be back in like a week:)
*dramatically enters room like sexy queer coded villain*
I HAVE RETURNED
Brb my dear follower followers just logging into my spiralling mental health acc, hopefully I'll be back in like a week:)
When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(
Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?
There's a mama cat living in my garage named Felicia. When she first showed up she was almost completely feral. She knew humans dispensed food, and that was about as far as her trust and interest extended for many months.
But y'all, she fucked up. She had kittens in my garage last May. She was at my mercy.
I fed her meat and water while she recovered and nursed. I gently held her babies. She didn't like it, but as I said, she fucked up, because she was too weak from the birth to protest. The weeks passed. Her kittens were fully socialized and grew to be healthy and fluffy little things. Felicia was now comfortable with my presence, probably because I had not yet eaten her babies or anything like that, but touches were a big NO! That was okay by me though. I figured I would just have her spayed and we could remain civil neighbors.
But then she let me pet her.
A few weeks later she started purring and demanding rubs.
And today she let me hold her.
Felicia fucked up. Felicia is a house cat now
Felicia (bottom right) and her babies (that I have not eaten)
for everyone asking about the babies I DID eat: there is in fact a fourth kitten named Pancake that I had to take in before he even opened his eyes because Felicia abandoned him for some reason (it’s because he’s a tiny asshole lmao). I keep telling him I’m going to roast him for dinner because he’s such a shit head but it doesn’t seem to bother him. Here's some baby pics:
fAtHeR,,,,, reLEAse Me,,,,,,,,, i aM tHe terRiBle NigHT,,,,,,,i Am ThE thINg thAt proWLs iN tHe dArkNeSs,,,,,, mY mOThEr WAs fRoM ThE wILd AnD sO Am I,,,,,,,
FIERCE VOID NAME OF PANCAKE
Going on a school camp and some girl is literally bringing Louis Vuitton luggage. Honey this is a community service camp
UPDATE: SHE DID GET SOMETHING STOLEN, I SHOULDN'T BE CELEBRATING THIS, BUT I WAS RIGHT, WHO OWES ME MONEY
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