geekysteven

Queer, parent, author, spouse, disability access participant. I mostly post jokes and memes.

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I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!

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The end boss music for Final Fantasy VII Revelation should be Katamari on the Swing

[suigintou]

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

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I believe in separating the art from the artist, which is why I burgled Banksy.

[papayajuan2019]

let me slip into something more harder to get out of

[gaynfl-moved]

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

[gaynfl-moved]

heard three people say "amen" in response

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[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[unpretty]

one time i looked up where turkeys go in winter and one of my search results said they go to "the deep woods" and ever since then i have referred to The Deep Woods as if it's a specific named location with a fast travel checkpoint

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

[bread-pat]

*combusts*

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

that’s one way to do it

[geekysteven]

My daughter has a new joke to share with you

Q: What's Dr. Pepper called when it's alone?

A: Still Dr. Pepper, but in an abandoned hospital

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Instead of pushing AI, the hype cycle should be for advanced waterbed technology, we haven't given those a try in a while.

[anarqueeen]

Kicked out of the orgy for being a non-punitive domme

"I've been a bad girl mommy" okay how can we work to rectify this and undo the damage of it

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Mods are asleep, time to post hole on main