geekysteven

Queer, parent, author, spouse, disability access participant. I mostly post jokes and memes.

[geekysteven]

I have three books for sale: My National Parks, Explain THAT, Science!, and Unbelievable History. On my book info page it shows where you can get them!

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

[geekysteven]

the hour of slime is upon us

[demilypyro]

*remembers I'm female and does a little happy dance*

[geekysteven]

So he was being Achilles's heel?

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

This joke is almost immortal.

(Also, very disappointed it's not David Lee Roth.)

[markovchaingang]

normalized data implies the existence of problematized data

[transcyberism]

that's his brother Lore actually

[geekysteven]

This joke was better B4 the Trekkies ruined it for the Lals

[pikestaff]

I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP

[darksteel-relic]

I've had a coworker show me a post where I'm in the screenshot.

[goofmuffin]

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

[sasuke-offical]

got arrested for this

[lakevida]

then you didnt smuggle it did you

[geekysteven]

[geekysteven]

So he was being Achilles's heel?

[geekysteven]

Art by David Messina

[sinensis26]

"Omg thats incredible! I wish I was as creative as you!"

The first thing I ever sewed was a pouch at age 7. It was a rectangle of fabric folded in half and somehow it still turned out terrible. You dont want my creativity, you want the 41 years of failure after failure that got me to this exact moment.

[redstonedust]

it annoys me when i see an artist say they can only draw one gender bc you shouldnt limit yourself like that and gender isnt rlly that set in stone in the first place. but also because i think its beautiful when an artist clearly IS used to drawing one gender but they try anyways and create a wonderful androgynous world. like how the boys in shōjo manga sometimes have the exact same faces as the girls. if you cant draw women just start drawing butches. do it now. welcome to the gender dimension.

[geekysteven]

"I told you, that was a typo"

Dungeon Master: It's too late, you'll have to complete this campaign as a Brad

[geekysteven]

Naught but a beast...a mere wild thing. A horrible creature, red in tooth and claw. It is the Noid.

[cutecipher]

a victorian child would literally explode if you detonated c4 near them. weak.