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[ur-fave-dogboy]

Real intro (finally)

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[raventhecrispy-offical]

*spends 5$ on a pronoun loot crate*

Oh boy! I wonder what pronouns I'll get!

she/her (common)

she/her (common)

he/him (common)

they/them (rare)

she/they (uncommon)

he/him (common)

it/it's (legendary)

[ur-fave-dogboy]

i'm common...

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]

[importantcatpics]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[ur-fave-dogboy]

begging to be saved from your home situation is so humiliating

why am I acting like this

[spettrooo]

Careful! 🎈

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[burning-britain-official]

What third tower fell?

[caydencrypted]

a few days ago an irl told me about how the alphabet is on the wrong order on the doctor who wiki because in one episode a character recites the alphabet backwards but gets two letters the wrong way around and there has been no other representation of the full alphabet in any other dw media so technically there’s no proof that it isn’t canon and i’ve been thinking about that ever since

[caydencrypted]

not joking (U is supposed to come before V)

[caydencrypted]

actually it gets funnier. there are multiple instances of parts of the alphabet being spoken in episodes. the problem is absolutely none of these have spoken that specific section since the episode that got the order wrong.

[aropride]

hi my name is crumbs and can i PLEASEEE hang out in your bed

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[ospreyonthemoon]

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

[markscherz]

This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

[imb0ring]

@yanboygirlthing

[bleed1ngbabyb0y]

[nekomimidusteon]

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

[loverofboob]

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[cottoncandylesbo]

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

[thistooishomestuck]

this too is homestuck

[ur-fave-dogboy]