Your Humble Captain

☆ rp blog ♧ jonny dville ◇ he/him ♡ irl minor ♤ sign off: -J.DV. ☆

[ur-humble-captain]

💥 INTRO POST 🚀

Killers and renegades, liars and thieves, ladies, lords and monarchs...

I live.

That's right! Your favorite starship captain didn't die in that barfight (despite what you may think), I never died at all! I can't die. That's what happens when you're a Mechanism.

If you don't know who I am, my name is Jonny D'Ville, humble captain of the starship Aurora. I've been told by a few of my crewmates about this... Tumblr thing and have been told to make an account. So here I am, I guess.

ACCOUNT BOUNDARIES

♤ This is a roleplay blog. In the real, present day, I am a minor. Q&A submissions are requested to be kept PG-13 until stated otherwise.

♡ All rights to Jonny D'Ville go to Jonathan Sims and The Mechanisms.

◇ Crossover roleplays are permitted with this account, but same as the Q&A, please keep things non-explicit.

♧ Hate of any sort is deleted and blocked. Keep this blog a goddamn safe space.

TAGS

#the captain — general content

#the witness — Kaiser War

#the sacrifice — Post-Out.

#the bodyguard — Cerberus!Jonny AU

#rationing — out of character

#life on new tx — pre-Mechs canon

#crew night — Jonny shitposting

[ur-humble-captain]

Stole your lighter you fuckin DWEEB.

-🚬🧨

[Jonny stared. Hard.]

... Tim, where, and more importantly, HOW did you find that lighter.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

Not telling! I took it at some point, don’t remember when! You’ve got like 30 lying around.

[ur-humble-captain]

I know that. I keep that specific lighter locked in my desk. I don't use it. I don't let anyone use it. So how the fuck did you get your kleptomaniacal hands on it.

[Jonny rarely gets angry enough to the point where he's shaking. Tim done fucked up.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

Well, for one it isn’t hard to pick a lock. two, magic or something, I don’t know. I got bored. It’s not that big of a deal it’s just a lighter.

[ur-humble-captain]

Just a-

[Click.]

Tim, you have five seconds to give it back before I blow a hole through that thick fucking skull of yours.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

you do realize that ain’t much of a threat anymore but sure, I’ll give you the damned lighter back. Calm the fuck down man.

*He holds the lighter out for Jonny to take, not exactly caring much.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[He practically yanked the lighter from Tim's hand and holstered his gun before very quickly turning towards his quarters, holding the item so tight he nearly pulled something in his hand, his knuckles entirely white.]

[ur-humble-captain]

Stole your lighter you fuckin DWEEB.

-🚬🧨

[Jonny stared. Hard.]

... Tim, where, and more importantly, HOW did you find that lighter.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

Not telling! I took it at some point, don’t remember when! You’ve got like 30 lying around.

[ur-humble-captain]

I know that. I keep that specific lighter locked in my desk. I don't use it. I don't let anyone use it. So how the fuck did you get your kleptomaniacal hands on it.

[Jonny rarely gets angry enough to the point where he's shaking. Tim done fucked up.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

Well, for one it isn’t hard to pick a lock. two, magic or something, I don’t know. I got bored. It’s not that big of a deal it’s just a lighter.

[ur-humble-captain]

Just a-

[Click.]

Tim, you have five seconds to give it back before I blow a hole through that thick fucking skull of yours.

[ur-humble-captain]

Stole your lighter you fuckin DWEEB.

-🚬🧨

[Jonny stared. Hard.]

... Tim, where, and more importantly, HOW did you find that lighter.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

Not telling! I took it at some point, don’t remember when! You’ve got like 30 lying around.

[ur-humble-captain]

I know that. I keep that specific lighter locked in my desk. I don't use it. I don't let anyone use it. So how the fuck did you get your kleptomaniacal hands on it.

[Jonny rarely gets angry enough to the point where he's shaking. Tim done fucked up.]

[ur-humble-captain]

Stole your lighter you fuckin DWEEB.

-🚬🧨

[Jonny stared. Hard.]

... Tim, where, and more importantly, HOW did you find that lighter.

[ur-humble-captain]

C’mere and let me shoot you pretty boy

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Fucking deal, where are you-

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

The common room. I’ve also got some cigs for after you regenerate.

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's there in five seconds flat.]

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

*Ashes is sitting there, flipping the cap of one of their lighters, when Jonny speeds into the room.*

“Well that was quick.”

*They get up and slowly start walking towards Jonny, grabbing the gun from their holster and turning it over in their hands as they approach him.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's practically vibrating in place. He's that excited.]

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

*They spin the gun around their finger before pointing it at his head.*

“Well, any last words before you go?”

[ur-humble-captain]

[He stayed silent, smiling almost maniacally as he leaned into the barrel.]

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

“Choosing to stay silent, I see. Well then..”

*They cock the revolver with a smooth click.*

“See you soon, handsome.”

*They grin as they pull the trigger on the gun.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[Yeah he's DEAD.]

[ur-humble-captain]

C’mere and let me shoot you pretty boy

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Fucking deal, where are you-

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

The common room. I’ve also got some cigs for after you regenerate.

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's there in five seconds flat.]

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

*Ashes is sitting there, flipping the cap of one of their lighters, when Jonny speeds into the room.*

“Well that was quick.”

*They get up and slowly start walking towards Jonny, grabbing the gun from their holster and turning it over in their hands as they approach him.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's practically vibrating in place. He's that excited.]

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

*They spin the gun around their finger before pointing it at his head.*

“Well, any last words before you go?”

[ur-humble-captain]

[He stayed silent, smiling almost maniacally as he leaned into the barrel.]

[ur-humble-captain]

C’mere and let me shoot you pretty boy

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Fucking deal, where are you-

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

The common room. I’ve also got some cigs for after you regenerate.

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's there in five seconds flat.]

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

*Ashes is sitting there, flipping the cap of one of their lighters, when Jonny speeds into the room.*

“Well that was quick.”

*They get up and slowly start walking towards Jonny, grabbing the gun from their holster and turning it over in their hands as they approach him.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's practically vibrating in place. He's that excited.]

[ur-humble-captain]

C’mere and let me shoot you pretty boy

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Fucking deal, where are you-

[ashes-smoke-and-blood]

The common room. I’ve also got some cigs for after you regenerate.

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's there in five seconds flat.]

[ur-humble-captain]

C’mere and let me shoot you pretty boy

@ashes-smoke-and-blood

Fucking deal, where are you-

[ur-humble-captain]

Hey Jonny. What ya doing?

@under-appreciated-space-prophet

[It sounded like he was crushing a soda can behind the door.]

... m'busy, Brian...

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

with what…?

[ur-humble-captain]

jus'... stuff...

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

Can I come in…?

[ur-humble-captain]

[Another crunch... then a thud. Like a body falling.]

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

*He doesn’t wait for an awnser and opens the door to see…*

[ur-humble-captain]

[Jonny had crudely pried the plexiglass panel in his chest open and damaged his heart in the process, causing him to collapse onto the cold metal floor, a mix of blood and oil pooling beneath him.]

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

FUCK FUCK FUCK JONNY?!?!

ARE YOU CONSCIOUS?! Fuck I can fix this can’t I-

[ur-humble-captain]

[He's conscious, barely, and unresponsive. He's just... staring as his brain processed the sheer pain and just how serious what he'd done was. Despite how bad the damage was, it was fixable.]

[ur-humble-captain]

Hey Jonny. What ya doing?

@under-appreciated-space-prophet

[It sounded like he was crushing a soda can behind the door.]

... m'busy, Brian...

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

with what…?

[ur-humble-captain]

jus'... stuff...

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

Can I come in…?

[ur-humble-captain]

[Another crunch... then a thud. Like a body falling.]

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

*He doesn’t wait for an awnser and opens the door to see…*

[ur-humble-captain]

[Jonny had crudely pried the plexiglass panel in his chest open and damaged his heart in the process, causing him to collapse onto the cold metal floor, a mix of blood and oil pooling beneath him.]

[ur-humble-captain]

Hey Jonny. What ya doing?

@under-appreciated-space-prophet

[It sounded like he was crushing a soda can behind the door.]

... m'busy, Brian...

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

with what…?

[ur-humble-captain]

jus'... stuff...

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

Can I come in…?

[ur-humble-captain]

[Another crunch... then a thud. Like a body falling.]

[under-appreciated-space-prophet]

*He doesn’t wait for an awnser and opens the door to see…*

[ur-humble-captain]

[Jonny had crudely pried the plexiglass panel in his chest open and damaged his heart in the process, causing him to collapse onto the cold metal floor, a mix of blood and oil pooling beneath him.]

[ur-humble-captain]

Hey Jonny are you- ah you seem preoccupied… I’ll leave you be.

-🚬🧨

mh-? n' y're fine. c'mere.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

sorry… I was hoping not to bother you.. I’m just being a little clingy.

[ur-humble-captain]

mh, I j'st... kinda regenerated so I am in... a lot of pain.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

that’s not fun… uh, want me to grab you some painkillers or somethin?

[ur-humble-captain]

[He nodded, rubbing the scar across his throat.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

got it, I’ll grab those for you. Do not do anything stupid till I get back.

*Tim goes to get Jonny painkillers, it takes 10 maybe 15 minutes as he tries to remember which cabinet things were stored in.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[He kinda just... curled up in his bed.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

Okay, so, I found them! Here!

*Ah, smart Tim, only giving Jonny the recommended dose of painkillers.

[ur-humble-captain]

[He took them without issue, still curled up in bed.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

I’ll leave ya alone, hope you feel better..

[ur-humble-captain]

[He silently grabbed her by the belt.]

No.

[ur-humble-captain]

Hey Jonny are you- ah you seem preoccupied… I’ll leave you be.

-🚬🧨

mh-? n' y're fine. c'mere.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

sorry… I was hoping not to bother you.. I’m just being a little clingy.

[ur-humble-captain]

mh, I j'st... kinda regenerated so I am in... a lot of pain.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

that’s not fun… uh, want me to grab you some painkillers or somethin?

[ur-humble-captain]

[He nodded, rubbing the scar across his throat.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

got it, I’ll grab those for you. Do not do anything stupid till I get back.

*Tim goes to get Jonny painkillers, it takes 10 maybe 15 minutes as he tries to remember which cabinet things were stored in.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[He kinda just... curled up in his bed.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

Okay, so, I found them! Here!

*Ah, smart Tim, only giving Jonny the recommended dose of painkillers.

[ur-humble-captain]

[He took them without issue, still curled up in bed.]

[ur-humble-captain]

Hey Jonny are you- ah you seem preoccupied… I’ll leave you be.

-🚬🧨

mh-? n' y're fine. c'mere.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

sorry… I was hoping not to bother you.. I’m just being a little clingy.

[ur-humble-captain]

mh, I j'st... kinda regenerated so I am in... a lot of pain.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

that’s not fun… uh, want me to grab you some painkillers or somethin?

[ur-humble-captain]

[He nodded, rubbing the scar across his throat.]

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

got it, I’ll grab those for you. Do not do anything stupid till I get back.

*Tim goes to get Jonny painkillers, it takes 10 maybe 15 minutes as he tries to remember which cabinet things were stored in.*

[ur-humble-captain]

[He kinda just... curled up in his bed.]

[ur-humble-captain]

Hey Jonny are you- ah you seem preoccupied… I’ll leave you be.

-🚬🧨

mh-? n' y're fine. c'mere.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

sorry… I was hoping not to bother you.. I’m just being a little clingy.

[ur-humble-captain]

mh, I j'st... kinda regenerated so I am in... a lot of pain.

[thekaiserwantstomicrowave]

that’s not fun… uh, want me to grab you some painkillers or somethin?

[ur-humble-captain]

[He nodded, rubbing the scar across his throat.]