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Everything Must Go: a short list of shoplifting tips+resources
“To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.”
-Hoffman
don’t panic!
act naturally
assume customers are snitches/cops unless proven cool
assume employees are cops
assume cops are squares
wear loose, casual clothing
backpacks, purses, etc are also advisable if they fit in with your aesthetic
have cash on hand
work in groups
splitting up is a great distraction
seek out video surveillance blind spots
remove security tags in fitting rooms/bathrooms
if you find someone watching you, dump your haul as discreetly as possible
if you beep, keep walking
if you are stopped, know your rights
“I do not consent to a search.”
“Am I free to go?”
“I want a lawyer.”
watch this video
REMEMBER: boost in moderation, from big box stores/large malls, and share your spoils
resources:
the art of shoplifting
common shoplifting techniques
shoplifters on shoplifting
https://www.reddit.com/r/Shoplifting/
For the splitting up and working in groups keep your group v small and dont split up as soon as you go in or you’ll look sus
How to be a better lifter
Work retail. Seriously. ESp if you’re one of those lifters who feel like every one is on to them. When working retail you (I) can never really focus on anything Besides folding and saying hi to people who walk in. It’s really hard to be doing my job and looking for people who might steal. But it is my second week so maybe I’ll get better at noticing shoplifting (not that I would tell obviously lmao)
“Small ass purse ” haul Missing is a black and gray bralett Idk my total I’m gettin lazy
Hey yall here it is
*¨`*•.¸¸.•*¨`*•🍒💖L U S H 💖🍒•*¨`*•.¸¸.•´*¨`* 1) Behavior: • Your behavior could potentially be your number one alibi. Presentation is everything. You will most likely want to do your hair and makeup, wear a cute outfit, look as innocent as possible. The sales associate will ask you what you’re looking for, let them know that you are familiar with lush products, and you know what you came in for.
•Behavior can be a dead giveaway. If you have shaky hands, a worried look on your face, you can’t stop looking behind your back, around the store, and you’re always holding the item you want to take, that is going to stick out to the SA. If you hold onto an avobath bath bomb for 20 minutes the SAs are going to notice if you don’t buy that bath bomb. Be as sneaky and fast as you can. Have steady hands. Don’t stand around waiting for an SA to disappear because chances are they won’t leave you alone.
•Don’t be loud. Don’t be sloppy. And try to avoid taking items to other sections of the store. Don’t fidget be calm. If you act strange or out of place when you’re nervous you shouldn’t be lifting!!!! I promise! Sometimes certain things aren’t meant for everyone.
2) Know your store: • Store size will be the ultimate dealbreaker. As unfortunate as this sounds if your store is tiny, you probably shouldn’t be lifting there. My lush has minimal cameras and lazy SA’s. Most of the time when I go into my lush all of the workers (all twoof them 😂) are just using hand massage bars or scrubs on each other and sampling their products. ^ I once waited at the counter to be checked out for almost 5 minutes. During this time I had my back to the SAs and on a whim (since I had been waiting forever to check out) I stuffed some items in my other bags. So easy when the SAs are lazy.
• Do your research!! Know your stores policy! Even googling your state + shoplifting laws can help you even the slightest bit. I know that my lush has a no chase policy, if they spot suspicious behavior they will customer service you to death. Just cooperate and calm. Don’t lead the SA to believe you feel unsettling.
3) Your purse: • I have a slouchy kind of boho hippie bag that I have used forever. I realized that’s what was a small giveaway in ulta. Walking in with an empty bag, and leaving with a full heavy bag. They knew what was going on. So now I have sleek and structured bag that works so much better. The outside of this bag looks square and fitted and the inside is basically a black hole to say the least.
• With a purse like this, at Lush you can stuff as many bath bombs in your bag as you need with your purse helping you stay discreet. You can also get away with this with a shopping bag. For example hollister has a structured dark bag. With this kind of bag on the crook of your arm and the lush shoppers bag on the crook of your arm (kind of hiding the first bag) you can slip things into your purse instead of the lush bag.
4) Actual tips: • Only conceal an item if you’re positive you’re not being watched. • Its absolutely much better to leave with nothing than to leave with getting caught. Don’t be greedy! Trust your instincts! • Go into Lush on a busier day but at times when the store is somewhat slow. ^ Remember if someone else is shopping most of the time they aren’t paying attention to you. They are too busy shopping! • My fav blind spot in lush is in the back by the foot scrubs. • Don’t spend too much time handling the item you plan on lifting: I brought attention to this once but it needs reiterated. This will give the LP or SA more time to see you with merchandise and more time for them to become suspicious of what you plan on doing with it. Don’t conceal in the same spot more than twice. Don’t go back to the bath bomb display more than twice. Don’t be greedy!!!!! Take your items and conceal as fast as you can! After you conceal in your shopping bag/ purse put any extra items you want back. Most of the SAs are extremely lazy. Grab your phone and pretend you are going to meet up with someone. “yeah I’m in lush. Do you wanna meet here? Yeah. I guess I am. Ok I’ll find you there” and leave. I always take a few of the bath bomb paper baggies and I go into a bathroom and I put the bath bombs in the bags. I always always leave the mall I hit lush. I don’t lift there often. Please make it look like you’re actually shopping you know? Open jars of lotion, smell bath bomb bombs, rub eyeshadow shades on your wrist. Look for prices.
I’ve never made a masterpost before I hope I covered the basics! Stay safe and have a dreamy experience lifting at Lush.
Yay I didn’t think this would get this many notes!
you deserve all the notes on this, anyone that would take the time to write all this out and give such useful tips, deserves the notes.fr
SEPHORA • too faced chocolate bon bons palette - $59
ANTHROPOLOGIE • vanessa virginia black mesh swing dress with slip which I didn’t take a pic of it was so hard but like..whatever - $168 • tocca perfumes - $136 ($68 x 2) • voluspa 3 wick candle - $23
URBAN OUTFITTERS • cheap monday black midi shirt dress - $74 • multicolour stripe midi dress - $39.99 • yellow striped shirt - $42 • gemini shirt - $42 • grey bodysuit - $34
ARITZIA • black and white bralettes - $44 ($22 x 2)
VICTORIA’S SECRET • panties - $138.83 (varied sale bin prices x 17) • green garter - $9.99 • beige garter - $12.99
TOTAL: $823.80
broke 18k!!
I have too much time on my hands 😂
Got some groceries at Walmart using the walk out method.
Went to Sephora right when they opened and then got two Marc Jacobs wallets and a Ralph Lauren bag from a department store.
Happy Tuesday
UK LIFTING SUPERPOST
After browsing lifting blogs for a month or so I haven’t seen much info regarding lifting in the uk so I thought I’d make a post of all my experiences lifting in various shops as well as working in topshop previously
TOPSHOP -always someone placed at the entrance of the store (unless it’s a very small store with 3 SA’s) this is called ‘front cover’ and the job is to call back anyone who beeps and to pace up and down looking down into the shop also, to check for anyone suspicious. They have a radio on them and I’m not sure what the law/official rules are but we were told to ask to check customers bags if they beeped, regardless of if the bag was a topshop carrier bag or the customers own handbag. Our towers also detect magnets by flashing a blue light on the ceiling above the towers. We’re told to smile and say hi to customers including anyone we deem suspicious in order to scare off anyone intending to lift -THERE IS A ROLE CALLED ‘RED ROUTE’ this role is specifically for catching out lifters! The task is to walk a figure of 8 around the store touching a few items but mainly watching and observing the behaviour of customers. This person has a radio but is plain clothed, so no topshop staff lanyard. -recently stores around me ditched the number cards in the fitting rooms and instead counted your items (maximum 7/8) and walked you to the fitting room. We were told to remember faces and items, take jewellery or pants off you and return on your way out. Fitti rooms are checked every 15 minutes and ticked off on a sheet, taking note of hangers tags or stickers in each cubicle. A way to avoid over attentive staff in fitting rooms would be to conceal then detag in the fitting room ( although we were hot on double tagging, told to feel clothes for double tags when customers gave them back) or before closing the person on the fitting rooms is told to tidy the store near the fitting room, then it’d be easy to stroll in with your items -socks and makeup were never tagged or stickered when I worked here but I know this isn’t the case for bigger stores such as London. Jewellery have stickers on but are easy to hide behind your phone then just pick up another item that you don’t want and slip your phone and wanted item into your pocket. Same with wallet -bras are meant to be tagged but honestly due to laziness it’s quite rare -I’ve never see anyone lift even though it’s very certainly happened, we’re only told to keep an eye on suspicious looking people e.g chavvy looking people or big groups of girls -can’t think of any other tips ATM so ask any questions!
H&M -so lazy and unobservant, bras will be un tagged and I always find items of clothing not tagged -fitting rooms rarely manned-If no ones there I take some unwanted clothes in too and just come out with them and make a big deal of putting the unwanted clothes on their table when leaving the fitting room
PRIMARK -one of my favourites!! No tags whatsoever, busy SA’s, big stores and fitting rooms you can work around -they count your items at the fitting room and give you a numbered card, but don’t take the items from your hands or thoroughly check, when going in I normally pretend to slowly count like errrm then they count for me and always miscount as I have tops under tops on my arms. I then conceal these extra items in the fitting room -you can also walk in with say 6 items, conceal 2 in the fitting room and walk out with 4 messy items on your arm. The shop assistants don’t count your items on the way out, they don’t care like at topshop, just say they are good thanks then slip them back around the shop floor while browsing. Easy way to gain 2 pieces of clothing
PAPERCHASE -no cameras, 2/3 staff per store -friendly SA’s just say hello and browse
THE BODY SHOP -a few cameras covering pretty much the entire shop floor due to its open-ness, maybe ½ SA’s helping then 2 on the tills. Recently concealed when there was only 1 SA on the floor and she was busy helping someone, turned my back to the camera walking to look at something on a shelf
IKEA -only tried once messily and the security guard actually helped me out hahaha. Went in with my friend so she could buy her secret Santa, took a shopper bag and filled it with wanted items (was unsure if method would work so also concealed a few small bits in my own bag, plenty of blind spots and opportunities) and went to self checkout. My friend bought her items and I kind of just out the shopper bag on my shoulder while she was paying like I had already just bought it all and was waiting for her. Only problem is the shopper bags they give u to browse with are YELLOW and the bags you buy at the checkouts are BLUE. So on the way out he kind security guard told me I had the wrong bag and would need to buy a reusable bag for my items, went bag and bought one! Walk out method would work as busy and people buy so much stuff in there, next time I would take my blue reusable bag in and fill it up a bit but not so its bulky, then buy some candles and put them in my bag at the checkout. Like when you bring your own empty bags to the supermarket to save the world lol.
TESCO/ASDA -similar to ikea, I can conceal on the shop floor by putting my own bag in the trolley with my food and items, occasionally putting small things in my own bag -I also conceal at self checkout, paying for a few items then bagging the rest -cameras down most Aisles but I either conceal when turning a corner or walking down an aisle with my back to a camera
RIVER ISLAND -very strict and observant -only attempted small jewellery behind my phone or in my palm
BOOTS -notorious for teenage shop lifters, they involve police -some higher priced makeup sticker tagged
NEW LOOK -good near closing time, I noticed all the clutch bags weren’t tagged so put one under my arm while browsing, took clothes to try on and concealed as no one in fitting room -big handbags tagged and all clothes are meant to be
this is awesome thank you! what kind of tags do Topshop/H&M/new look use?
Topshop have round golf tags on all clothing and small versions on bras/bikinis and the hook tags on bags etc :-)
God bless you.
the fuck? topshop sounds so fucking scary!!!!!
Hit up VS pink,Nordstrom,bath and body works,target,Urban outfitters , zumies and Marshalls VS pink -yoga sweats -underwear x3 -lace halter bralettes x3 -crop sports bra -bikini bottoms -muscle shirt
Shephora -Make up (way too lazy to list everything)
Zumies -Black long sleeve thrasher sweater -olive short sleeve thrasher shirt (not pictured)
Nordstrom -striped mock neck dress -Free people grey bralette -white tank top -x3 swim tops (Brandy Melville,not pictures cause I got so much will make a different post)
Marshalls -Calvin Klein bra
Target -Film x2 (10) pack -Film (20) pack -disposable camera
Urban outfitters -Teal Polaroid
Bath and body works -wallflower plug -wallflower plug refills x6 -x5 car refreshers
Brandy haul//I can’t believe I lifted all of this
I can tell how cute r u
If I could lift MUG I would.
To lift list
IKEA - to decorate my dorm and get my little sister a new dresser UO- I heard they have Limecrime !?!?!?! I will shove the whole display in my asshole if need be Office Depot / staples- I can’t tell you how fun back to school shopping it for me 😭😭 and now I don’t have to get the ugly .40 cents notebooks bc I’m too broke now I can get the $7 notebooks bc they fit in my purse 😋 Walgreens/cvs - some organic / natural hair products for my lifting pen pal
what hair products are you getting? I’m looking to switch to organic too! and back to school shopping yes 😩
I love carols daughter products and I use this one Hair shine that smells amazing and it does its job. And this leave in conditioner by Shea moisturize that also smell AMAZING! Sorry idk what they’re called 😭
Lime Crime is usually only online. I was so hype to go to UO and an SA told me Lime Crime was an online exclusive 😭
What what about that one post that had like thirty lime crime lipsticks !?! Is my whole life a lie
y'all be so hateful towards baby lifters it’s astonishing, newbie questions get kinda old yeah and ditching tags in dressing rooms is definitely a bad move and should be advised against but how they gonna know if all u give em is “stfu newbie”? we’re all committing crime, be it stealing a $5 wet and wild or a $30 kat von d we all gotta start somewhere, goes to show there’s elitists for just about everything smfh 💁👋😒
you right fam. any newbies feel free to hmu with any question you got and I’ll answer it. We criminals gotta stick together fam.
yeah I’m here for y'all. just message me
Same. I’m fine with newbies messaging me <3 We were all there once
lifting problem #65674
when youve already lifted everything you want from the current VS collection and you have to wait
ok…is it just me, or does the stuff from VS get uglier and uglier? like i struggle to find something i like from VS nowadays
YES omg. Last year’s christmas collection was s o perfect?? I wish I was a better lifter back then. But since that it’s been kinda…. :/
How I haven't gotten caught since age 8:
•Assume every customer is LP or a snitch •Assume every device on the ceiling or walls is a camera that is being watched •Assume every employee is watching you •Assume every communication between employees (walkie-talkies, store announcements, code bla blabla, etc) is about YOU •Assume high-dollar items will be accounted for •Assume high-dollar stores are absolutely going to catch you •Assume all camera footage of you will be on the news (helps with disguising) •Assume towers work. •If no towers are visible, assume there are hidden ones •Assume any tag can set off the towers and be prepared to keep walking like you own the shit in your bag •Know that no matter how skilled or careful you are, you can be caught by any means and it can be *today* •Assume that if you weren’t caught this time, they’re ready for your ass next time. Take breaks, seriously
Seeing a lot of the community go down lately. Felt it was worth reminding us all (myself included, I get carried away A LOT) that we are criminals and we are all taking a huge risk, no matter our reasons. I don’t care if you’re rich, poor, in between, unemployed, working, in school, raising kids or not, married, single, a cat, disabled, dying, young, old, a celebrity, a POC, white, tall, short–WHATEVER. YOU CAN GET CAUGHT. YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE NO MATTER HOW COOPERATIVE OR TEARFUL AND APOLOGETIC YOU ARE! Heeding these words will help to protect you. I love you, little magpie babies, please stay safe
Xoxo, haul-e-berry
Thank u for this
My Walmart caught story
Soooo a couple weeks ago i got caught at Walmart which made me paranoid so i took a break from liftblr (yalls amazing hauls make me wanna lift 😏 but i was like i gotta take a break) SO here’s what happened:
I wanted to lift some more work shirts for my bf so i grabbed a few shirts and put 2 decoys on top. When i got to the dressing room the lady was very rude??? Like i had a folded mess on my arm and she was like I NEED TO SEE UR CLOTHES!! She was counting my clothes and she was fucking looking inside the pockets of the decoy pants and was shaking the shirts out like she thought i hid shit in there??!?!? I’ve never seen an SA do extra shit like this lol but i was just like whatever try me you stupid bitch. FIRST MISTAKE!!! I decided to conceal a couple shirts. I walked out fast and she was like MA'AM!!!! MA'AM i need to count your clothes!!! And i was like um no???? I’m in a hurry and i need to leave??? And she was like MAAAM!!!! I was like girl bye and i fast walked like hell to the door. Got out into the parking lot and I WAS ALMOST FREE when loss prevention ran up to me and grabbed my fucking arm!!!!!! I proceeded to CRY LOUDLY !!! And he was staring at my boobs and he was like “ ……. Just give me the stuff back and I’ll let you go” i was like omg my tits just saved my life… I gave it back and i was like thank u…. I got to my car and i was disassociating so hard i was like omg wtf i really got awAY WTF!!! I still felt like an IDIOT though and i was like i need to stop lifting for a little bit like that was too close… This feeling is not worth it..!!
I GOT EXTREMELY LUCKY!!!! Normally walmart presses charges every time but. I live to lift another day (God bless that lp)
IN CONCLUSION: - If an SA is clearly onto you when youre tryna lift clothes, like counting your clothes all obnoxiously like that SA did, DONT LIFT
- If they want to count your clothes when you come out, THE JIG IS UP!!!! Say no, BUT DITCH YOUR SHIT !! If you say no and Bee-line to the door lp will stop you. Ditch your shit so if they catch you and look in your purse they cant do anything bc there’s nothing in there. THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE!!!!