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𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲

[gothdiedarchive]

𝙾𝙷 , 𝙽𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝚈 — 

                 𝙳𝙾 𝙸 𝙲𝙰𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 ??

[jocksofta-deactivated20200520]

make you say,“ 𝐎𝐇 , 𝐌𝐘 !! ” , feels just like 𝐈 𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐘 , look so 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐈  𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐃𝐈𝐄 , all i know is 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄 .

𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙻𝚈 𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴 , 𝙹𝙰𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝚆𝙸𝚂𝙴 of 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙴𝙴 .  𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽 𝙱𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙼 .

[musingmeme-blog]

                                                                     life doesn’t discriminate between                                                                 the  S I N N E R S  and the  S A I N T S .                                                                   it just takes and it takes and it takes .                                                                          and we keep living anyway .

[urdaeda]

𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑴𝑨𝒀 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑵...

                                 ...𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳'𝑺 𝑭𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻 !!

mckinley high is celebrating their graduating seniors with a trip to 𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑹𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑨𝑫𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑲, only the coolest and most well known amusement park in pennsylvania. a bunch of teenagers who believe their whole lives are ahead of them, what could 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑳𝒀 𝑮𝑶 𝑾𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑮 ??

hellllllllo everyone, this is something i’ve been wanting to do for a long time, and since spooky season officially starts yesterday ( october 1st ), i decided to give this whole rp server a try.

this is an rp server based around the premise of a roller coaster crashing, some survivors getting off due to another passenger having a premonition, and then they all begin to be killed off one by one - unless someone intervenes, or they take the life of someone never originally meant to die. 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑶𝑪𝑺 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑪𝑬𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 !!

𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊

[urdaeda]

hey ya’ll i got nothin on him yet but go follow my sweet boy jason @jocksoft

[urdaeda]

hey ya’ll i got nothin on him yet but go follow my sweet boy jason @jocksoft

[urdaeda]

guys come bug ian on his wire 👀

[monokumamemes]

First Interactions / Break the Ice Starter Sentences

❝ Hey, excuse me, you dropped this! ❞ 

❝ Don’t get wet, stand under my umbrella with me. ❞ 

❝ I’ll pay for your [meal/coffee/groceries/etc] ! ❞ 

❝ Hey! Watch where you’re going! ❞ 

❝ This seat’s free. Come sit. ❞ 

❝ Sorry, I couldn’t help but to stare… ❞ 

❝ I wasn’t staring! I was just.. spaced out! ❞ 

❝ Is that… blood? ❞ 

❝ Woah, you look pale… are you okay? Do you need to go to a hospital? ❞ 

❝ I can give you a ride if you need it, beats walking. ❞ 

❝ Did you just breathe in my direction? ❞ 

❝ Don’t look at me like that. ❞ 

❝ I don’t know you, but I really want to hold your hand. ❞ 

❝ … I really hate the awkward silence in elevators, you know? ❞ 

❝ Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else. ❞ 

❝ Don’t look now, but this person has been following you for two blocks so I thought I’d approach you and act like your best friend or something. Sooo, how have you been? ❞ 

❝ Is there something in my teeth? ❞ 

❝ Did you just hold my hand? ❞ 

❝ Um… that’s MY seat. I ALWAYS sit there. ❞ 

❝ Hey um, that guy/girl is totally eyeballing you. ❞ 

❝ Let me buy you a drink sometime? ❞ 

❝ Oh my god don’t move there’s a spider on your shirt- ❞ 

❝ What… are you doing? ❞ 

❝ Oh! Can I have one of those? ❞ 

❝ Hey! Can you help me out? ❞ 

❝ Can I walk with you? ❞ 

❝ Oh, you live here? This is awkward… ❞ 

[urdaeda]

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[urdaeda]

guys come bug ian on his wire 👀

[fatsoupy]

gender: bastard

[connectivitty-blog]

cell phone headcanons

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

[doncvana]

sentence starters based off things my friends have said while drunk ( pt 2 )

❝ i’m not even drunk. ❞   ❝ i’m going to remember this. ❞   ❝ mr. ___, i don’t feel so good. ❞   ❝ who’s ready for shot number seven?! ❞   ❝ where’s my juul?! ❞   ❝ i just love ___ so much. ❞   ❝you can’t make out with him, you’re going to get too attached!! ❞   ❝ YOU NEED TO GET A HANDLE ON YOURSELF!! ❞    ❝ i would never, but … i could drive right now. ❞   ❝ we going to waffle home tomorrow?? ❞   ❝ i just wanna marry crass pritt. ❞ ❝ i’m more of a beer kinda gal. ❞   ❝ everyone’s sobering up, and ___ is just getting drunk. ❞   ❝ i threw up. ❞   ❝ hide the vomit rag, please. ❞   ❝ you want me to sing right now?? ❞   ❝ am i a good kid ?? ❞   ❝ he’s ATTRACTIVE!! ❞   ❝ i think i’m having a heart attack. ❞   ❝ two shots…of vodka…GET IT?! ❞   ❝ you’re kind of a bitchy whore when you’re drunk ❞   ❝ i’m not supposed to be a sad drunk. ❞   ❝ do you guys want me to sing?! ❞   ❝ watch me jump over this fire. ❞   ❝ I CAN RAP THIS SONG PERFECTLY. ❞   ❝ i’m going kung-fu-panda on this bitch. ❞   ❝ i’m a goat whisperer. ❞   ❝ that was fuckin’ comedy GOLD. ❞   ❝ are they square dancing?? ❞   ❝ thank god for jesus. ❞    ❝ we LOVE jesus christ, we LOVE her. ❞  

[doncvana]

sentence starters based off things my friend has said while drunk

❝ i’m going kung-fu-panda on this bitch. ❞  ❝ it’s the motion of the bro-tion. ❞  ❝ you’ve challenged me to do it. challenge accepted. i’m doing it. ❞  ❝ i don’t like this game. ❞  ❝ don’t give her the hat - DAMMIT, YOU GAVE HER THE HAT! ❞  ❝ i’m surprisingly alert. ❞  ❝ i can literally drive right now. ❞  ❝ my hand eye coordination is still perfect…not that perfect, but pretty perfect. ❞  ❝ she tricked me! ❞  ❝ let’s do it until i horribly injure myself. ❞  ❝ of course it was good, everything i do is good. ❞  ❝ that was weak, and i blame you. ❞  ❝ wasting precious time?! it’s 4:30 in the morning! ❞  ❝ OH JESUS CHRIST ❞ ❝ one out of two. not bad. ❞  ❝ you better eat your words! ❞  ❝ she’s asking nicely, just give the little lady what she wants! ❞  ❝ OH, SHIT! THAT WENT SO MUCH BETTER IN MY HEAD! ❞  ❝ you’re distressing me with all this violence. ❞  ❝ you’re really crushin’ my mellow. ❞ ❝ GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, COACH! ❞  ❝ you put it on the sex couch, dammit! ❞  ❝ oh yes, please, touch the dirty, sex weight! ❞  ❝ you made contact with the sex weight, OH NO! ❞  ❝ i’m just lookin’ out for your health, you gotta stay hydrated. ❞  ❝ lucky i got these jeans to protect my delicate penis. ❞ ❝ soldier down. ❞ ❝ listen to your friend, she’s obviously very wise. ❞  ❝ i’m so delicate. a delicate flower. ❞  ❝ i’m not afraid of licking a candle. you got me all wrong. ❞  ❝ bitch, you know i can twerk. ❞  ❝ dance off, right now, it’s happening. ❞  ❝  that looked like it hurt. for you. ❞  ❝ i’m just drunk enough to have no inhibitions. ❞  ❝ don’t act like you know my story, bitch. ❞ ❝ my lap dance skills are a little rusty, so i hope you’ll forgive me.❞ ❝ these are the eyes of a man with nothing to lose. ❞  ❝ i mean - fuck, whip it out, bro. ❞  ❝ obviously i’ve done shit since fifth grade, i’m a flippin’ baller. ❞ 

[urdaeda]

okay so for my own sanity i just deleted everything in my inbox - this is in no one a sign that i don’t want to interact with anyone who sent me memes, i was just so overwhelmed i didnt even know where to start :c however, i will be reblogging a couple of memes, so PLEASE dont hesitate to send some in while i try to finish up these starters !!

[urdaeda]

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 : like for a starter !! length will vary uwu 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 : ♡'d

           ❝ 𝐍𝐎...𝐍𝐎, 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 interested in anything you’re 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆, 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆, or 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆. ❞ ian smiles 𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘. truthfully, he’d had enough of the 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑, people knocking on his door to ask about how he 𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍. ❝ now...have a 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘, or...𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑. ❞

[urdaeda]

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 : like for a starter !! length will vary uwu 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 : ♡'d

          ❝ 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊, 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 ?! ❞ 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐒 to anger after dropping the several pots in his arms. he drops the rest of the pieces onto the floor now, 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 at the loud 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 they made. he turns around to face the person 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐁𝐋𝐄, his expression quickly 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 to that of 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄. a 𝐊𝐈𝐃. ❝ y’know, you better have a 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 reason for coming in here 𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒, man. ❞