making harris beautiful one step at a time

Odelia Dayan - Harris Mayor - 35  ( Not affiliated with Gal Gadot ) 

[urfavmayor]

Can someone please tell me how I can drink while pregnant because I seriously cannot deal with any more deaths... this is horrible.

[urfavmayor]

I’m not able to drink but I have drinks so come hang out! I also brought burritos and some hot cocoa if anyone wants some. We even have our handy dandy fire pit ! It’s the first time in so long I’ve been able to get out of city hall. 

[urfavmayor]

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

I’d say so. I like to think transparency is important.

[defectivedetectivedavid]

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

Honestly, it was straight up weird. I was a bubble. Not even an epic bubble. Just a bubble. And I was floating around and was kind of in love with this cactus, but if I tried to hug the cactus, i would pop and be dead. 

[urfavmayor]

Is that why you were poking me in my sleep?

[urfavmayor]

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

[sleepyfenneczone]

[txt] I mean…no one was around to tell me no [txt] so its not your fault [txt] but my impulse control.   [txt] Can I come over so we can do this together?

[urfavmayor]

[text]: oh my god absolutely yes

[text]: I feel like repayment is in order and friendship is wading through the shit together.

[urfavmayor]

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

[sleepyfenneczone]

[txt] So…I did a thing . And we now have a list of all the singles in the city,

@urfavmayor

[urfavmayor]

[text]: and apparently all the drama

[text]: find anyone for the lovely ladies yet?

[sleepyfenneczone]

[txt] iiii didn’t want to give away who started all this bullshit… [txt] this…I don’t wanna take the blame for the drama

[urfavmayor]

[text]: I love you lady 🤣

[text]: weed through the weirdos we shall!

[text]: I feel like this is equal parts funny and awkward as hell.

[text]: and partially my fault

[urfavmayor]

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

[sleepyfenneczone]

[txt] So…I did a thing . And we now have a list of all the singles in the city,

@urfavmayor

[urfavmayor]

[text]: and apparently all the drama

[text]: find anyone for the lovely ladies yet?

[urfavmayor]

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

[sleepyfenneczone]

[txt] I feel that might be abuse of power? Just a little lol

[urfavmayor]

[text]: nahh it’s not using taxpayer money or anything

[text]: plus it’s not mandatory,right?

[urfavmayor]

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

[sleepyfenneczone]

[Txt] I haven’t gotten that far yet.

[urfavmayor]

[text]: oh boy okay.

[text]: well who’s single these days?

[sleepyfenneczone]

[txt] Well…we could hold auditions for single boys? Maybe?

[txt] or girls

[urfavmayor]

[text]: oh yeah auditions!

[text]: I can arrange a public forum.

[text]: make it super official.

[urfavmayor]

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

[sleepyfenneczone]

[Txt] I haven’t gotten that far yet.

[urfavmayor]

[text]: oh boy okay.

[text]: well who’s single these days?

[urfavmayor]

Cory [txt] Heeeey...wanna help me play match maker? I have two sisters who are very loveless right now.

[text]: I would be honored.

[text]: who are we trying to set them up with???

[urfavmayor]

05: What is your relationship status?

Future wife to the best damn man that’s ever existed @defectivedetectivedavid Oh, and I’m his baby mama so there’s that too. In short, HEAVILY TAKEN. 

[defectivedetectivedavid]

AND I AM THAT LUCKY MAN.

[urfavmayor]

You’re gonna be the best daddy ever. And the best husband because you’re so fricking awesome and I love you you doofball.

[urfavmayor]

05: What is your relationship status?

Future wife to the best damn man that’s ever existed @defectivedetectivedavid Oh, and I’m his baby mama so there’s that too. In short, HEAVILY TAKEN. 

[theodorenotteddy]

16: turn ons

This feels a bit personal, but I like a person know knows how to handle a gun, or defend themselves.  Or can beat me in poker

[urfavmayor]

I do believe a certain Sheriff can do all three. @rhodesofthedevil​ @defectivedetectivedavid​ @copperdellcooper​ boys back me up here? 

[urfavmayor]

favourite memory of this last summer

Harris being relatively peaceful.

[urfavmayor]

how you met the person you fell hardest for

@defectivedetectivedavid was this odd detective I heard about through government channels. Someone told me he was mildly unorthodox and just really odd so I would go to the precinct on my time off and people watch. He actually caught me watching him and the rest is a rocky but solid history. Can’t stay away from my weirdo. Not even if I tried.

[eli-incharge-deactivated2020021]

Elsa is glad I’m back. Gotta say, one of the better parts of being back in Harris.

[urfavmayor]

I’m so happy for you! Welcome back home my love.