#theharrisreport

[emreschools]

drunken story time... go!

Ok, so. This was back before me and @hxcklebcrry-finnian were really properly dating? Like we were dating, but every time I came into the room Finn booked it so it was kind of confusing? Anyways, he decided to take advice from a mutual friend, Ginny the stripper. He was drunk, which is why he took the advice, but then he got up on a table and started… dancing? Or what I think was supposed to be dancing. Anyways he fell off of the table on top of me and we’ve been together ever since.

[snarkysacha]

How you met the person you fell hardest for

Bold of you to assume I’ve ever fallen for someone.

[aurelia-of-the-north]

Have you ever dreamed that you married someone?

it was @just-a-dyl-pickle. It was really cute, actually. Simple ceremony, he looked really good in a tux - which if given the chance I would love to put him in one- and the vows were adorable. I even dreamt about the honey moon and them muscles baby boy *muah*

[wyatt-snaps]

what your last received text message says

It’s from Quinn and it reads as follows TEXT: the red trout rides at dawn. cah-caw!Yeah, I have no clue either and I don’t know how he got my number but it seems like something is going down and whatever it is, it’s probably photo-worthy. 

@quinny-boy-blue

[ohnopeter]

craziest thing you have ever done

You mean aside from working for you?

[yourfavirishwiskey]

last awkward situation you found yourself in

\. Last time was probably when I helped out a friend and they started crying and like what do you do with a crying person you know?

[urfavmayor]

favourite memory of this last summer

Harris being relatively peaceful.

[chase-me-dxwn]

tell me about your ex

Hmm well, that depends... which one?Honestly, none of them have been all that memorable and I like to leave the past in the past so better not to take a walk down memory lane.