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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #25

OOH ITS OUR SILVER ANNIVERSARY, Y'ALL BETTER'VE GOT ME SOMETHING NICE ;)))

-WELL SHIT OUT MARMITE AND CALL ME SALLY IS THAT AN ALIVE GUY SELF I SEE?? WELL SHIT DEN

-"WHERE WERE YOU?" WELL M8 I WAS HAVING PROPER GR8 SEX WITH THIS ACTUAL ANGEL CURLY FRIES AND THEN MY BFFFL's DAD TOPPED HIMSELF SO YH IT WAS A 50/50 DAY FOR ME-CHEEKBONES HAS ACTUALLY BECOME THE BEST MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER AT HOLBY, LIKE HENRIK HANSSEN WHO??

-"IT DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING" SORRY?? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOM, NOT THE SNAKE FROM ADAM AND EVE🐍 #WhatYouLyingForTho

-HOW CAN PEEPS BE MAKING ME FEEL SORRY FOR LITTLE TWAT LIKE THIS?? LIKE ARE THE WRITERS RUBIK'S CUBES TO BE SWITCHING UP ON ME LIKE THIS COME ON NOW

-WHEN GO KARTING IS THE HEIGHT OF ROMANCE 💀

-FUCKING "PERFECT" LADZ FUCKING "PERFECT", anD thAt LiTTLe kiSS (😍) LIKE MY TINY LITTLE LIFEBOAT HAS TURNED INTO A FUCKING CRUISE SHIP M8 HMS CURLY STALIN IS F U C K I N S A I L I N G -WHY IS THIS MAN TRYNA FUCK UP MY BAB CURLY FRIES' PERFECT FACE LIKE CAN U NOT

-can i not watch my bab zosia fall apart like im having flashbacks to watching the berlin wall fall in GCSE history

-CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE BUMPER STICKERS THAT PROUD MUMS PUT ON CARS BUT CAN MINE SAY "IM PROUD OF MY SON DOMINIC FOR RECOGNISING AN UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP AND GETTING TF OUT OF IT" I DON'T HAVE A CAR, BUT I CAN STEAL ONE??

-n0 HmS CuRLy FriEs iS sinKiNg wHy dOes eVEryThinG i L0ve DiE -HONESTLY GONNA MISS YOUNG STALIN AND ZOSIA'S FRIENDSHIP MORE THAN I MISSED CHICKEN WHEN I WENT VEGETARIAN FOR ABOUT A WEEK IN 2009

-SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT NEW KID, BUT HE MAKES A FUCKING GOOD DEN-CAN THE VOICE OVER LADY FUCK OFF "IF YOUR FEELING EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSED" LIKE OF COURSE I'M FUCKING DISTRESSED MY BAB IS LEAVING, AND NOW I HAVE LIEK ONLY ABOUT 4 BABZ LEFT SO YES I'M BLOODY EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSED U TWAT FFS

OVERALL THOUGHTS:

me before this ep : https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

V.S

me after this ep: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_iYGb8VHjRI

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #24

Was genuinely sad to hear about the death of John Michie's daughter, Louella; R.I.P.

-I CANNAE UNDERSTAND WHAT LITTLE TWAT IS SAYING IN THESE CONVERSATIONS, USING ALL THESE BIG WORDS AS IF I'M NOT ABOUT AS LITERATE AS A PEACOCK NO THANK U I NEED SIMPLE TERMS M8

-DAMN SIS THAT MANOR ESTATE THO😍 UNFORTUNATELY IT ONLY REMINDED ME THAT IF I EVER GET MARRIED THE ONLY ESTATE I'LL BE GETTING MARRIED ON IS A COUNCIL ONE, SINCE I'LL PROBABLY STILL BE TRYNA PAY OFF THEM STUDENT LOANS UNTIL I'M DEAD AND GONE👌👌👌

-"PLEASURING HER TENNIS COUCH IN THE COURTS LAVATORY" DEADASS BOUT THE MOST MIDDLE CLASS THING I EVER DONE HEARD😂

-"ALWAYS A JOKE, CRYING INSIDE, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US" dEfiNiTeLy cAn't rELatE hAHAhaHa

-WHO THE FUCK LET YOUNG STALIN SHOW UP TO THIS WEDDING WITH THAT THING ABOVE HIS UPPER LIP PLEASE I SWEAR THAT FACIAL HAIR SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, I'M WILLING TO DO A KIM JONG-UN AND ONLY ALLOW CERTAIN FACIAL HAIR STYLES OKAY #SaveOurSoulsAndShaveTheSlug

-IM SO FUCKIN MILLENIAL, WHEN LITTLE TWAT SAID "SHE'S NOT FAR" I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKIN AT SNAPCHAT MAPS💀💀

-"YOUR FAVOURITE WASTE OF SPACE IS HERE" HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF

-YOUNG STALIN IS THE BEST FRIEND WE ALL NEED AND DESERVE, MUSTACHE AND ALL✊

-OKAY BUT ZOSIA HAS MADE ME NEED A COLD SHOWER WITH EVERY OUTFIT SHE WEARS BUT h0Ly GuAcAm0Le, THIS WEDDING DRESS HAS SNATCHED MY WIG, CLEARED MY SKIN, AND GOT ME ALL A GRADES😍😍

-LADY SAID "A KISS" OKAY NOT TO START A MAKEOUT SESH AT THE ALTER LIKE DON'T YA KNOW JESUS IS WATCHIN SMH

-MANS FUCKING FILMING THIS SHIT (I'M DONE WITH HIS SHIT, SOMEONE NEEDS TO WHOOP HIS ASS) WHILST THE REAL G, CURLY FRIES, IS OVER HERE BEING A GOOD CITIZEN, TRYNA STOP THE RUINATION OF MY BAB ZOSIA'S WEDDING. SO, TO YOUNG STALIN I POSE THE QUESTION; "M8 WTF R U DOIN OBVS CURLY 🍟 IS DA 1 4 U, STOP FUKIN AROUND N DO THE ➡ THING b0ii?"

-am i a bad person for sayin "HULK SMASH" after little twat smashed the glass

-"MAYBE A HARD SPOT" AINT NOTHIN BUT THE TRUTH, DOMINIC

-"YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL" "HOPEFULLY THAT'LL CHANGE" I MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING, BUT THAT SOUNDED Very Gay™ TO ME

-MY SHIP IS SAILING I REPEAT MY SHIP IS SAILING HMS CURLY STALIN IS AFLOAT AND PROSPERING I REPEAT MY SHIP IS SAILING AND IM DEfiNiTeLy N0t CRyiNG

-OH MY FUCKIN GOD, HE FUCKIN ALIVE?? shiT deN, mans can survive anything, props to him u know

- @ the holby writers why do u gotta be doing this to my bab zosia okay all i want is for her to be happy is thAt t00 muCh tO fuCkiN aSk (i would offer to sell u my soul for her happiness but tbh im pretty sure i sold my soul to the devil whilst still in the womb)

OVERALL THOUGHTS:

so much shit going on at holby that it's startin to feel like the large intestine

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #23

C-RUSS IS COMING BACK TO HOLBY AJKWSODNEUEKSLAWEEUNSZLH3K4YE3G6EHIWJAHUGH

WHAT IF I CAN'T DO ANY MORE WDNTMATHCS AFTER I SEE HER FACE BECAUSE I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN

-WHY IS THIS MAN SO ENERGETIC LIKE IM LESS ENERGETIC AND I DON'T HAVE SOME BRAIN ISSUE(actually I probably do tbh)

-"THIRD RATE NAPOLEON" WHY IS CHEEKBONES HARSHER THAN THE SOME GIRLS IN MY SIXTH FORM'S CONTOUR LiKe JEsUs (but that's what we love about her tho)

-DID I JUST HEAR "CANT ALWAYS CHASE THE GLORY" COME OUT OF LITTLE TWAT'S MOUTH?? I THINK I NEED A HEARING AID LADZ BECAUSE THAT CANT BE RIGHT

-MANS DOESNT EVEN KNOW QUOTES FROM HIS OWN AUTOBIOGRAPHY😂 THAT WOULD BE ME THO LET'S NOT LIE

-YOU KNOW I STARTED TEARING UP AT YOUNG STALIN TALKIN ABOUT ZOSIA GETTIN MARRIED BUT THEN I LOOKED AT THAT MUSTACHE AND I WAS JUST LIKE NOPE

-"OH GOD; I NEED MORE CRISPS" IF THAT AIN'T ME

-WAIT IS THAT FUCKIN VODKA IN HIS WATER BOTTLE 💀💀 PROPS TO THIS MAN THO, DOING A WHOLE SHIFT WHILST DRUNK WHILST I'M OVER HERE NOT EVEN BEING ABLE TO WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE AFTER HAVING A BLACK COFFEE

-WHY DOES HANSSEN SOUND LIKE AN ANGRY SCOTTISH MAN WHEN HE SHOUTS😂

-"DON'T LET THE DEMONS CATCH YOU" GUY SELF QUOTE OR P!ATD LYRIC? 99% OF PEOPLE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE

-THAT AWKWARD PAT ON THE SHOULDER WAS CLEARLY AN ALMOST KISS YOUNG STALIN WE ALL FUKIN SAW IT U LITTLE SHIT #CURLY STALIN👏IS👏ON👏THE👏RISE

-I THINK THE FUCK NOT LITTLE TWAT DON'T THINK U CAN COME HURT MY BAB AND GET AWAY WIT IT BEcaUSE i s2G i wiLL fiGhT u 0KaY yoU BeTTER kEEp 0nE eYE 0Pen aT niGHt

-IVE GOT A NEW QUOTE FOR LITTLE TWAT'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY : "karma's a bitch" :)))))

OVERALL THOUGHTS:

LITTLE TWAT IS TRULY LIVING UP TO HIS NAME

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #22

I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH OR REVIEW LAST WEEKS EP (oops) 'CAUSE I WAS IN SPAIN SO THIS SHOULD BE inTeReStiNg

-OKAY I'M SAD THAT IT'S MY G ARTHUR'S DEATH ANNIVERSARY AND THAT BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT CAMILLA IS SERVING LOOKKS IN THAT OUTFIT😍 I NEED A COLD SHOWER JESSUUS

-I LOVE CURLY FRIES BUT HE REALLY NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT SPILL HIS SECRETS TO EVERY TOM DICK AND JAN BECAUSE SWEDISH FISH OVER HERE BE LOOKIN (AND SOUNDING) LIKE A STEREOTYPICAL EVIL VILLAIN SO LIEK IT MIGHT NOT HAVE THE BEST OUTCOMES

-"lofty, he's a friendly guy" "yeah, the friendliest" YOUNG👏STALIN👏WE👏ALL👏KNOW👏YOU👏CAN👏DO👏BETTER👏THAN👏THAT👏

- WHEN SWEDISH FISH WAS STANDING BEHIND YOUNG STALIN (WHEN HE WAS GOSSIPIN ABOUT HIM) I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A FUKING PANTO SHOUTING "HE'S BEHIND YOU"

-IM SH00KETH, HOLBY WRITERS ACTUALLY LET YOUNG STALIN GET HELP BEFORE HE HAD AN OVERDOSE✊✊ mY S0N iS GOiNG t0 bE 0Kay GuYs

-SINCE WHEN DID LITTLE TWAT BECOME A WRITER?? STARTED WRITING HIS OWN EULOGY ALREADY U KNOW

-NAH THAT SMIRK THAT SWEDISH FISH DID WHEN THEY SAID HIS NAME SENT FUKING SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE

-GOSSIP GURL IS SLAYINNN IN SURGERY!!! LIKE SHE'S SO CALM AND COLLECTED!! UR FAVE COULD NEVER

-bitch i spoke too soon

-I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE A DYING FATHER AND A BIPOLAR STORYLINE

-SWEDISH FISH IS DOING SOME WILD GAMES, ACTING LIKE LIFE IS A GAME OF JENGA U KNOW; OOH WHICH BLOCK SHALL WE PULL TODAY?? EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION OR SNEAKY SABOTAGING?

-WHY.ARE.ALL.THE.PATIENTS.PYSCHIC.THO.

-DONNA DID THIS ALL FOR A JOKE?? IS SHE OKAY?? THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY IVE EVER SPENT ON A JOKE IS THE AMOUNT OF MONEY IT COSTS TO PUT MINTS IN A WHITE SKITTLES PACKET M8

-WAIT IS THAT MY LESBIANS OFFICE?? ARE THEY REALLY DOING THIS?? EVERYTHING BETTER BE BACK WHERE IT WAS BY NEXT WEEK OR I S2G THEy GoN CatCh These HanDs

-DID ANYONE ELSE START, WITHOUT REALISING, BREATHING HEAVILY ALONG WITH SWEDISH FISH AT THE END😂

OVERALL THOUGHTS:

everyone at holby bein sneaky as fuck today, like is this a hospital or a snake conservation bc honestly i can't see the difference anymore

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #21

-YOUNG STALIN & CURLY FRIES ARE RUNNING PARTNERS yaSSs #CURLY STALIN -FULLY THOUGHT THAT PATIENT ON DARWIN WAS FR*N AND I SAID “OH FUCK OFF” OUT LOUD AND MY SISTER HEARD AND THOUGHT I WAS TRYING TO START A FIGHT WITH HER😂 -YALE R U FUCKING KIDDING IF GOSSIP GURL DOESN’T TAKE THE PLACEMENT CAN I?? LOOK I SPEAK THE LANGUAGE HOT DOGS PATRIOTISM STAR-SPANGLED BANNER CAPITALISM MCDONALDS SEE LOOK I’M PRACTICALLY FLUENT M8 -JUST REALISED IF MY BAB GOSSIP GURL GOES IT AMERICA THEN ANOTHER BAB WILL BE GONE & WhaT wiLL hEr wiFE CHEEKBONES d0?? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO #CHEEKBONEZ, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO WILL I DROOL OVER ON A REGULAR BASIS?? -“OH I’VE GOT LOTS OF GREAT PLANS - ONLY THEY’RE ALL IN MY HEAD” caN rELAte -OH GOD CURLY FRIES DON’T YOU KNOW THAT NOBODY ON THIS SHOW EVER ACTUALLY JUST TALKS ABOUT THEIR PROBLEMS WITH THE PERSON THEY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WHAT ARE YOU DOiNg -I WANT YOUNG STALIN TO HAVE A TOTALLY PLAIN SAILING LIFE AFTER THE WHOLE ABUSE DEBACLE BUT I ALSO WANT HIS DATE TO GO TOTALLY SHIT BECAUSE #CURLY STALIN -“YOU PUT ALL OUR EGGS IN ONE BASKET” THIS IS GIVING ME WAR FLASHBACKS TO LOVE ISLAND -NEW KID™ BOIII STOP PROJECTING I MEAN JEEZ -MANS CAN’T BE MAKING ME FEEL SORRY FOR LITTLE TWAT LIKE THIS BECAUSE I NEED PEOPLE DISLIKE OKAY -FUCK SAKE WHY ARE MY EYES WATERING FFS WHY CAN’T PEOPLE JUST LET ME HATE PEOPLE IT’S NOT FAIR -STARTING TO THINK THAT THE ONLY REASON BIG POPPA WANTS NEW KID TO STAY ON THE WARD IS BECAUSE HE THINKS THE SCRUBS BRING OUT THE BLUE IN HIS EYES BC I CAN’T SEE ANY OTHER REASON WHY HE WANT HIM ON AAU ATM -CHEEKBONES IS PISSED AND IT’S KINDA HOT -im such a liar it’s veryyyy hot -YaS GOssIP gURL iS StAyING yEahhh boii -SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT(unlike me hehe boi), LITTLE TWAT IS STAYING TO SPY ON NEW KID & GOSSIP GURL’S RELATIONSHIP, NEW KID IS GOING TO DARWIN TO SPY ON GOSSIP GURL & LITTLE TWAT’S RELATIONSHIP, AND GOSSIP GURL IS GOING TO NEURO TO SPY ON LITTLE TWAT’S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS OWN EGO, aND ALL OF THEM H8 IT AND R DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THEY WANT TO BE DOING ANd IT’S FINE BECAUSE THEY ARE SAYING THEY “LOVE IT” AND THEY ARE “FOLLOWING THEIR DREAMS” whEn theY ARe acTUaLLy f0LL0winG thEir niGhTmarEs?? jus wanted to clarify that

OVERALL THOUGHTS: all this hetro shite is making me miss my lesbians (and my bi gal bambi)

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #20

IDEK IF PEOPLE R STILL HERE AFTER THE LESBIANS™ LEFT😂 -DIDN’T REALISE THE PATIENT WAS WEARING A KIPPAH, JUST THOUGHT HE HAD A FRESH TRIM 😂 - I ASPIRE TO BE AS ORGANISED AS GOSSIP GURL™ IS WITH HER WEDDING PLANS BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT THE TIME I GET MY LIFE TOGETHER WILL BE THE TIME THAT YOUNG STALIN’S BEARD ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD -“IT’S LIKE LEAVING THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS TO PAINT THE SISTINE CHAPEL” WHY IS CHEEKBONES SUCH A SAVAGE i’M aCTuALLy DyinG -WHY ARE SNAKEY MCSNAKESTER AND SMILEY WOMAN IN THE LESBIANS™ OFFICE LIKE NO GET THE FUCK OUT WHO DO U THINK U ARE SMH -Y'ALL WENT AWAY FOR A LONG WEEKEND AND DIDN’T DO THE SEXY TIMES? FAM I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT AS SOON AS LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ AND SERENA MET IN FRANCE THEY WERE BLOODY ON IT LIKE A CAR BONNET -FECKLESS IS A GREAT WORD AND NOBODY APPRECIATES IT ENOUGH TBH SO I’M GONNA START TRYING TO USE IT AT LEAST ONCE IN EVERY “WDNTMATHCS” -DONT FUCKING TRUST HIM NEW KID HE WILL FUCK U OVER BIG TIME JUST WATCH -WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY LADS OF COURSE HE FUCKED HIM OVER HE’S A TWAT -CHEEKBONES WATCHING ON AT NEW KID JUMPING ON LITTLE TWAT LIKE “I FUCKING WARNED YOU” WHILST GOSSIP GURL IS ABSOLUTELY SHITTING HERSELF BC NOW SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH THESE TWO FIGHTING CHILDREN -IF EITHER OF THESE GUYS HURTS ZOSIA, EVEN UNINTENTIONALLY, I S2G I WILL FIGHT THEM TO THE DEATH -I ACTUALLY LOWKEY LOVE FLORAL DUDE™ AND ALL HIS SHIT/AMAZING SHIRTS OVERALL THOUGHTS: I MISS LOVELY LESBIAN LADY’S FIVE SECOND APPEARANCES ALREADY😢

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #19

AYE LADZ I’M GLAD EVERYONE’S ENJOYING THESE😎😎 - I CAN RELATE TO FLORAL GUY’S RUNNING MORE THAN I WANT TO ADMIT LADZ -DID ANYONE ELSE FORGET THAT GOSSIP GURL & NEW KID WERE ENGAGED -MY BAB IS BACK OMG I MISSED DEM CHEEKBONES -SOUTH OF FRANCE YOU SAY RIGHT THEN I’M OFF TO FINALLY SEE MY BAB SERENA, MERCI BAGETTES OOH LA LA ARRIVEDECHI -just realised that arrivedechi is italian ffs -NAH CAN U FUCK OFF U CAN’T GET RID OF LOVELY LESBIAN LADY’S DEPARTMENT JUS SEEING HER BEAUTIFUL FACE CURES PEOPLE -HOW DID THIS WOMAN KNOW LITTLE TWAT & GOSSIP GURL WERE RELATED WHY THE FUK IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW PHYSCHIC -GOSSIP GURL BEING GENERALLY EXASPERATED WHENEVER LITTLE TWAT IS AROUND IS ME -CURLY FRIES BEING PROTECTIVE OF YOUNG STALIN GIVES ME LIFE -N0 NEW KID U DON’T TELL UR ALMOST FATHER-IN-LAW ABOUT THAT PERSONAL SHIT LAD I CAN SEE THE FUTURE & IT’S TELLING ME THIS IS GONNA BITE HIM IN THE ASS -“OUR CORPORATE ASSASSIN” NOoo0 LOVELY LESBIAN LADY U CAN’T BE DOING PEOPLE LIKE THIS😂 -WHY AM I CRYING AT THE TWO ARMY MUMS JUS HAVING A CHAT LIKE IT’S JUS BEAUTIFUL?? IT’S JUS REALLY NICE?? LIKE IM ACTUALLY CRYING LADZ -HANSSEN OFFERING LLL™ GREEN TEA TO CALM HER DOWN WOULD BE ME TBH -FINALLY SOME LOYALTY FROM BIG POPPA I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR ABOUT SIX DECADES -WHEN THAT PATIENT WAS TRYNA GET YOUNG STALIN & CURLY FRIES TOGETHER (#CURLY STALIN??) I WAS JUS SINGING “THAS MY GIRLLLL” -YASSS BIG POPPA WERK THAT LOYALTY LIKE NOBODY’S BUSINESS -GOSSIP GURL TEARING LITTLE TWAT DOWN FROM HIS HIGH DONKEY WAS E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G LIKE YASS MY BAB IS LIVINGGGG🔥🔥 -WAIT WTF -wAiT n0 -LOVELY LESBIAN LADY ™ CANT LEAVE -WHO’S 5 SECOND APPEARANCE EVERY WEEK WILL I LOOK FORWARD TO?? Wh0 wiLL i speND MY TUesDaY NighTS DRibBLiNG OvER? whAt LEsbian wiLL i fiNd to L0ve? -BUT AT LEAST SHE GOING TO SEE HER BAB @ THE SOUTH OF FRANCE SO THEY CAN FUCK -OOPS SORRY I MEANT ‘SO THEY CAN HAVE A NICE CHAT’ GOSH DARN THAT AUTOCORRECT AMIRITE OVERALL THOUGHTS: quick announcement there might not be a “why did nobody tell me about this holby city shit” next week because i might’ve suffered FuCKinG hEaRt FaiLURe BECAUSE ALL MY LESBIANS ARE DISAPPEARING & I’M TRYING TO CATCH THEM LIKE THEY ARE FuCKiNG p0kEM0n & ItS N0t FUCKING w0rKinG BECAUSE THEY R ALL MORE SLIPPERY THAN LUBE ON A SNAKE SO I CAN’T CATCH THEM

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #18

SORRY THIS IS A BIT LATE LADS, I WAS OFF DOING THE OLE LIFE THING AGAIN -n000 SMILEY WOMAN YOU DESERVE BETTER -DID I SAY BETTER I MEANT A WOMAN -DAMON I LOVE YOU BUT BE QUIET HOMEBOY - WHO’S THIS LITTLE TWAT -im sorry he might not be a twat but I got the impression he (that new ye olde boi who reminds me vaguely of a pig??) didn’t like jac so you can understand my conclusion that he’s a twat - WHO THE FUCK LET YOUNG STALIN WALK BACK ONTO THE WARD WITH THAT BEARD WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS #SAVETHEHOLBYFANDOMFROMTHEFACIALHAIRFAUXPAS -OKAY HANSSEN DOESNT LIKE ‘THAT NEW YE OLDE BOI WHO REMINDS ME VAGUELY OF A PIG??’ AND NOW I CAN BELIEVE I WAS IN FACT RIGHT AND HE IS A LITTLE TWAT -THEY MENTION BAMBI ONCE FOR 0.0001 SECONDS AND I’M BALLINGGGG -ZOSIA IS LITTLE TWAT’S DAUGHTER N000 HOW THO LIKE HE’S A TWAT AND SHE’S MY BAB?? LIKE IT’S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR A BAB TO COME FROM A TWAT THO CAUSE THAT’S LIKE SCIENCE SO SHE MUST BE ADOPTED OR SOMETING LIKE THAT -IM ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH HOW LITERALLY JUST ALL OF KELLER IS FLORAL GUY’S WING MAN -YAS SLAY YOUNG STALIN SLAYYY TAKE DOWN THAT HOMOPHOBIC BIATCH -ive just realised that telling young stalin to 'slay’ sounds just generally very bad im sorry can i just say im not a big soviet union stan -IS IT JUS ME OR DOES IT KIND OF FEEL LIKE DAMON IS REPLACING JASMINE -CAN I JUST PREDICT NOW THAT LITTLE TWAT AND SMILEY WOMAN’S MEDICAL PARTNERSHIP(??) IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO WORK OUT OVERALL THOUGHTS : WHERE ARE ALL MY FAVES AT PLS

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #17

I HAVE CONFLICTING FEELINGS ABOUT FLORAL GUY™ TELLING DOM THAT CURLY FRIES IS GAY (?? HE MIGHT BE BI OR PAN SOMETHING IDK) BECAUSE 1) HE TOLD HIM IN CONFIDENCE AND U CAN’T BE OUTING PEOPLE LIKE THAT, BUT 2) FUK YES ONE STEP CLOSER TO HAVING #DOM FRIES BECOME CANON SO -DOM REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE BUT I CAN’T QUITE THINK WHO - “WHO U WAITING FOR” “A WOMAN” THIS MAY BE THE ONLY TIME I’VE EVER RELATED TO ITALIAN GUY - HOW IS THIS 11 YR OLD KID GETTING TO GO TO ICELAND WHEN I ONLY GOT ON 1 SCHOOL TRIP IN MY ENTIRE 5 YEARS IN SECONDARY SCHOOL AND THAT WAS TO A FUCKING FARM - DID LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ GET A HAIR CUT BECAUSE HER HAIR IS LOOKING ESPECIALLY LOVELY TODAY - CAN CURLY FRIES™ ACTUALLY STOP SABOTAGING HIMSELF PLEASE AND THANK YOU - “I’M GOING TO HELL” ME EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE TBH - OMG DOM JUS KISSED LOFTY I AM LIVING - WHY ARE SMILEY WOMAN AND ITALIAN GUY KISSING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WARD PLEASE LIKE DON’T THEY KNOW EVERYONE IS WATCHING THEM NOT DO THEIR JOBS - WHY IS THIS 11 YR OLD MORE GROWN UP THAN 99% OF THE PEOPLE ON HOLBY PLEASE - NO0O0O0 I’VE JUST REALISED THAT THE PERSON DOM REMINDS ME OF IS A YOUNG STALIN OMG I’M ACTUALLY DYING OVERALL THOUGHTS : THANK FUCK ESSIE AND RAF WEREN’T THE CENTRE OF THIS EPISODE BECAUSE I WOULD’VE ACTUALLY FALLEN ASLEEP

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #16

- YEAh B0iiiii MY BISH DOGBY IS BACKKK👌👌 -#STOPFLETCHABUSE2K17 HE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS KIND OF PHYSICAL ABUSE FROM HIS COLLEAGUES😡😂 -WHY DID ITALIAN GUY SAY "ZOO-SHA" I FULLY HAD TO TURN ON THE SUBTITLES TO REALISE HE SAID ZOSIA U KNOW -I WILL REPEAT ONCE AGAIN THAT LOVELY LESBIAN LADY ™ LOVES HER STAFF AND SHE JUST WANTS THEM T0 bE 0kAY - I FEEL LIKE IM ACTUALLY PROPERLY LIKING NUMBNUTS NOW TBH - DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE TO GOOGLE "HOLISTIC" OR AM I JUS DUMB -DIDN'T REALISE I'D SWITCHED CHANNELS TO "THE JAC 'N' DAMON COUNSELLING SHOW" -LLL™ 'S FACE WHEN SHE HEARD THE NOISES I'M LITERALLY DyinG SHE THINKS THEY'RE DOING THE SEXY TIMES AND SHE'S JUS SO CASUAL -CHEEKBONES YOU CAN'T BE DOING INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES DURING THEATRE R U MAD LIKE IF THE PATIENT DIES R U GONNA JUS SAY "AH YE SORRY LADZ I WAS JUS PRACTICING MY SPEECH FOR THE OSCARS" LIKE??? - I KNOW EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND THAT BUT IF I WAS LIKE PARKER TOWARDS MY MUM (IK ESSIE ISN'T HIS MUM BUT THEY HAVE THAT BOND) THEN I'D PROBABLY END UP HOMELESS AND DISOWNED BY THE WHOLE FAMILY -CHEEKBONES FULLY JUS CUSSED ITALIAN GUY OUT AND THEN GOT HER JOB BACK?? I'M 100% LOVIN THIS TBH -MY POOR BAB MORVEN I'M JUS WANTING HER TO BE HAPPY AND I'M V V GLAD THAT EVERYONE IS LOOKING OUT 4 HER BUT CAN PEOPLE STOP DYING AROUND HER PLS AND THANK U OVERALL THOUGHTS : I WANT TO LIKE RAF AND ESSIE BUT THEY MAKE ME WANT TO FALL ASLEEP

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #15

-I PAUSED THE FUKING THING TO READ THE MESSAGES NOT TO START CRYING THE HOLBY WRITERS CAN FUK 0FF -"BERNIE'S OFF SICK" GUYS THAT'S ARMY CODE FOR "BERNIE'S OFF HAVING SEXY TIMES WITH HER WIFE" -WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL BROWN?? -"TREAT AND STREET" REMINDS ME OF "BITCH AND STITCH" AND OH I'M FUCKING CRYING AGAIN THIS IS THE SECOND TIME AND WE'RE NOT EVEN 20 MINUTES IN -OH FLORAL GUY CAN FUK OFF WITH THESE DEEP QUOTES UR.NOT.HANSSEN. -CHEEKBONES IS ON THE HUNT👌👌SHE IS GOING TO TRACK FR*N DOWN AND I CANNOT WAIT YEAh B0iiiii -FR*N IS FUCKING CREEPING ME OUT I SWEAR SHE'S GOING TO DO SOME MAD SHIT SOON JUS WATCH -FOR HALF A SECOND I FEEL SORRY FOR FR*N AND THEN I REMEMBER SHE FUCKING kiLlEd MY BaBy AND THen I JuSt WaNT T0 KiLL A BiTch -"little arrangement with raf" FLORAL GUY IT'S CALLED FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS -"NO YOU NEED THERAPY FR*N" 👏FUCKING👏FINALLY👏 -"WHAT IS CAUSING THIS" can I put £100 on fr*n please -AH YES OF COURSE THE PATIENT ALWAYS HAS SOME MAD TROPICAL DISEASE -RAF AND ESSIE MAKE ME FEEL A LIKKLE BIT SICK IS THAT BAD -OKAY I KNOW JAC AND FR*N'S CONVO IS TRÈS SERIOUS BUT ALL I CAN THINK IS "FUCK ME JAC LOOKS GOOD WITH HER HAIR IN A BUN" IS THAT BAD -YeAH B0iiii ZOSIA LOOKS GOOD -people are having dead serious convos and im jus here drooling over all the women on holby im actually such a bad person -YES YES YES FINALLY JAC KNOWS BUT N0 N0 N0 SHE'S CRYING FUK U FR*N -im not crying you're crying OVERALL THOUGHTS: N0 N0 N0 THE HOLBY WRITERS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #14

-DOGBY WAS ME DURING MY FIRST WEEK OF COLLEGE JUST CONSTANTLY DRINKING TOO MUCH AND BECOMING VERY EMOTIONAL WHEN DRUNK -THANK FUK FR*N DIDN’T SLEEP IN BAMBI’S BED -NINA DESERVES SOMEONE BETTER THAN SNAKEY MCSNAKESTER LIKE IDK MAYBE A WOMEN SCRATCHES HEAD AND LOOKS AROUND NOT SAYING SHE’S A LESBIAN OR ANYTHING COUGH COUGH BUT SHE IS COUGH COUGH WHAT I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING WHAT -HOW MANY TIMES HAS MINI MORVEN BEEN IN HERE LIKE JUS DIE ALREADY - im sorry im mean ignore me -SOMEONE GIVE MORVEN A COMB, A TOOTHBRUSH AND A HUG BEFORE SHE GOES TO CHEEKBONES’ OFFICE PLEASE -NEW KID IS ANNOYING ME ABIT ATM LIKE WE KNOW IT HURT EVERYONE BUT LIKE MORVEN WAS HER GIRLFRIEND SO CAN U NOT -#STOPFR*NLISTENINGINTOCONVERSATIONS2K17 -YES💪💪MORVEN👅👅KNOWS👉👉SOMETHING👈👈IS👌GOING✋ON👀👀👀👀 -PLEASE I JUST WANT DOGBY AND CHEEKBONES TO LOVE EACH OTHER PLS -N0 CHEEKBONES DON’T TELL FR*N SHIT -CAN PEOPLE STOP HAVING THESE DEEP CONVOS OVER PEOPLE THAT COULD POTENTIALLY DIE IF YOU DON’T DO UR JOB LIKE PLEASE YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE R DYING LEFT RIGHT AND CENTRE😴 -THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT I’VE SEEN ON HOLBY IN LIKE 4 WEEK IS THE LOOK ON SNAKEY MCSNAKESTER’S FACE WHEN NINA BASICALLY SAYING “NAH M8 SOZ LOL” WHEN HE TRIES TO STICK IT ON HER -MORVEN KNOWS BIH YAS SLAYYY -“YOUR HEART IS A WORK OF ART” SHAKESPEARE 2.0 UP IN HERE LADS MY GUY IS WASTED AS A DOCTOR -DIDN’T KNOW DOGBY COULD FIGHT LIKE THAT😱SOMEONE GET HER ON WWE -LOVELY LESBIAN LADY HAS HAD HER COMPULSORY 5 SECONDS OF SCREEN TIME AND THEN SHE’S OFF BUT AT LEAST SHE WAS KIND 2 DOGBY UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO KINDA SUPRISED ME OVERALL THOUGHTS: WATCH OUT FR*N, DOGBY KNOWS THE TRUTH💪 YA DON’T STAND A CHANCE BIH

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #13

IF U NOTICED THAT THIS WEEK’S SERVING OF “WDNTMATHCS” HAS A LITTLE EXTRA SALT, IT’S BECAUSE I’M STILL CRYING FROM LAST WEEK -“WHO DIED” WELL, BITCH ONLY THE LITERAL RAY OF SUNSHINE WHICH IS JASMINE ‘BAMBI’ BURROWS SO DON’T EVEN TRY IT -im sorry she seems nice enough im just very salty -YeAH B0I ZOSIA BEING ALL CONCERNED ABOUT HER GIRLFRIEND CHEEKBONES’ MENTAL STATE #CHEEKBONEZ -“ME AND JASMINE WEREN’T CLOSE” MY GIRL IS AT THE FIRST STAGE OF GRIEF I HOPE SHE GETS TO ACCEPTANCE SOON BECAUSE WHILST I DON’T FUCKING ACCEPT THIS SHIT I JUST WANT CHEEKBONES AND DOGBY TO BE HAPPY -im sorry but cheekbones is her next of fucking kin and i just honestly can’t anymore -“WHY DOES DIGBY RING A BELL” giRL JuSt D0N’t, JuSt D0N’t -NO MY BABY MORVEN i fucking love u girl and so does everyone else and we all feel ur pain -MORVEN REASSURING JAC THAT JAS LOVED HER IS JuSt S0 NiCe AnD G00d anD and im crying again great -WHAT N0 DOGBY WE DON’T NEED MORE REGRETFUL JAC pLs -FUK 0FF FR*AN -damon is a g00d guy and i honestly just dont see enough people on here recognising this atm -THE PARALLELS BETWEEN CHEEKBONES AND HER PATIENT ARE UNREAL -DONNA IS REMINDING ME SO MUCH OF BAMBI WHEN I FIRST SAW HER AND IT’S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE -WHY HAS FLORAL DUDE BEEN ON HIS PHONE FOR 90% OF HIS SCREENTIME -WHY IS CHEEKBONES GIVING INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES WHILST OPERATING ON A FLATLINING PATIENT PLEASE -SHIT HATTIE IS 😍 I WOULD LADZ -YES MORVEN MY GIRL IS SHERLOCK SHE WILL FIND OUT THE TRUTH💪💪 -im just tryna live a fruitful life and then i saw jac’s wish and it just set me off again WhY D0 i Cry THis mUch -FUK 0FF FR*N OVERALL THOUGHTS: @ holby writers pls just make jac and morven happy that’s all i want pls

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JASMINE BURROWS WAS A REAL ONE AND DESERVED BETTER

the entire holby fandom, bitch

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JASMINE BURROWS DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE 2K17

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UR NOT A REAL ONE IF U DON'T BELIEVE THIS ✊

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #12

LOL WHY Y'ALL STILL HERE THESE ARE GETTING WORSE BY THE WEEK :))) -NAH HOLBY DON’T PLAY ME WITH THIS CREEPY ASS MUSIC -FUK OFF HOLBY I’M sCaRed help pls don’t let my babe bambi die pls i love her -BITCH #LOVELY NINA ARE LOOKIN FLY 2DAY LOOK @ THEM I MEAN DAYMN B0I -NUMBNUTS BEING A PORTABLE STARBUCKS IS 👌👌 -HOW IS FRAN THIS GOOD A LIAR I DON’T LIKE IT I DON’T LIkE iT -CURLY FRIES IS JUST SO PURE && I CANNOT DEAL -i S2G BAMBI STOP WITH THAT SONG IT MAKES ME NERVOUS -BAMBI IS ALSO SO PURE AND I JUST WANT HER AND CHERKBONES AND THEIR GIRLFRIENDS DOGBY AND GOSSIP GURL TO LIVE IN HAPPINESS SOMEWHERE AWAY FROM HARM iS thaT t00 mUCh t0 AsK -FRAN'S👋BEEN👋CAUGHT👋OUT👋 -DOM SMILING AT CURLY FRIES IS 😍 SHIPPING #DOM FRIES HARD RN -IT WAS HER BROTHER😲 BISH N0 WHAT POOR KELLY ILY B00 DON’T WORRY -CHEEKBONES SAYING “DON’T BE RIDICULOUS NO” WHILST SMILING IS ME -OMG DOGBY HOLDIN BAMBI’S HAND I’M CRYING THIS IS ALL I’VE EVER WANTED -FUK OFF WITH THIS CREEPY MUSIC AND STRANGE FLASHBACKS I’M SCaRed -N0 N0 please i don’t want bambi to die just do this one thing for me holby writers i never ask for anything im just tryna live a fruitful life you don’t need to do this to me -“YOU GOT THE CHEEKBONES BUT SHE GOT THE SMILE” -no -no -no -i feel physical pain and im crying -dont say it hanssen -no -pls let cheekbones be okay // pls let morven be okay OVERALL THOUGHTS: why. im just tryna be happy in life and you do this. why. but a huge congratulations to all the actors and actresses in this ep, you were g8, especially rosie & lucy ♡♡

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WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS HOLBY CITY SHIT #11

-MINI DOGBY IS BACK AGAIN?? IT’S ONLY BEEN LIKE A WEEK CHILL DOWN UR IMMUNE SYSTEM -N0 BAMBI N0 DON’T GIVE HER THAT BREW SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO THROW IT AT U -“HOW MANY WIVES DOES GRIFFIN HAVE?” DOM IS THE QUEEN OF SHADE -“I’VE ALWAYS REALLY FANCIED…” I DEADASS THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA SAY “YOU” I’M SO GAY 4 DOGBI -THAT LITTLE NOSE BOOP I CAN’T #DOGBI -WHY R U SO DESPERATE FRAN I MEAN STOP TRYNA GET BETWEEN THE STITCH AND BITCH SISTERS THREE’S A CROWD BITCH -“ONE THAT’S WHOOPING U AT SCRABBLE” BITCH JUS OWNED BIG POPPA -FRAN UR NOT SPECIAL STOP ACTING LIKE U AND CHEEKBONES HAVE INSIDE JOKES U’VE BEEN BACK 4 A HOT MINUTE AND HAVE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING MEDICAL U’VE MOSTLY JUS BEEN CHATTIN SHIT -“HAVE U BEEN WATCHING FROZEN AGAIN” I’M WHEeZING -AU WHERE CHEEKBONES AND GOSSIP GURL WATCH FROZEN TOGETHER #STILLGAY4CHEEKBONEZ -AU WHERE LOFTY AND DOM DO A JIGSAW TOGETHER BUT DON’T REALLY DO THE JIGSAW THEY JUST DO OTHER THINGS*COUGH* LIKE EACH OTHER *COUGH* -“I THOUGHT THEY’D MATE 4 LIFE” DOM IS ME WHEN MY CANON SHIPS SPLIT UP -MO & CHEEKBONES’ FRIENDSHIP IS EVeRYTHING -THE BIG POPPA FAMILY REUNION HAS MY SKIN CLEARED, MY GRADES AT A+, AND SOME HOPE LEFT IN HUMANITY -CHEEKBONES IS SO WOKE LIKE SHE KNOW WHERE IT’S AT WITH ALL THESE WYTE RICH BOYS GETTIN THE TOP JOBS JUS 4 BEIN WYTE & RICH -DAMN S0N LOVELY LESBIAN LADY™ IS SERVING LOOKS -“HOW DID WE MISTAKE MO FOR A GIANT SWEDE” I’M -N0 FRAN DON’T U FUKIN -THE SINGING, DANCING AND SLIDE SHOW HIT ME RIGHT IN DA FEELS -WHY IS THIS WATER FORMING IN MY EYES I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS -C-RUSS IN THE PIC IN THE SLIDE SHOW REMINDED ME OF BETTER DAYS

OVERALL THOUGHTS: NAH FRAN GO FUK URSELF M8 ARE U ACTUALLY LOOKIN 4 A FITE