Yeah? Well, thanks very much!
Asshole.
I... sorry, what happened?
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@urielfck
Yeah? Well, thanks very much!
Asshole.
I... sorry, what happened?
âNo, I donât want to open my eyes, I am pretending that Iâm a sleep so I donât freak out over the fact that the power is off. Okay, nope, the power is off, I am officially panicking now, help.â
âItâs, uh â yâknow, if you open the blinds, thereâs still, uh, still some daylight.â
âI heard that thereâs a new Star Wars coming out, and I almost fainted from excitement.â
âYâknow, I never, uh, never got around to finishing the original... trilogy?â
Text â Uriel
Cody: I'll even put new sheets so you don't have to sleep with dog fur on them.
Cody: URIEL IF I WALK OUT MY DOOR AND YOU ARE NOT COVERED IN TREES AND LIGHT POSTS I WILL FALL ON TOP OF YOU MYSELF AND HURT YOU.
Uriel: You know the way to my heart â non-furry sheets are my favorite.
Uriel: Well shit. A house just crumbled on top of me, too. I shouldn't've walked under that ladder two months ago :/
Text â Uriel
Cody: Uh, you get an actual bed. C'mon, Uriel, you think I'd give my dogs JUST dog beds?????? But they swim. I like swimming.
Cody: DID A TREE SERIOUSLY FALL ON YOU BECAUSE IF NOT YOU ASSHOLE YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.
Uriel: A bed? For me? Very kindhearted and much appreciated (by me aND your dogs, I'm sure). They do swim. Around. And around. And around...
Uriel: Oh damn! There goes a light post! Falling on top of the tree that fell on top of me! This is just not my day :/
Text â Uriel
Cody: You can steal a few days with them by sleeping in their room if you want. Oh, cool. I never had a fish, fun fact.
Cody: Aw, good. I really just wanna be able to run and find you if something happens.
Uriel: Would I at least get to share the dog bed? Honestly, unless you like watching things do nothing, you're not missing out on much.
Uriel: A tree fell on me :/ What a night.
âSo the power is out and my freezer is full ice cream thatâs gonna go to waste. Fuck. You have to help me, because I canât eat this all by myself.â  Â
âI, uh â if itâs not a burden, Iâd be more than glad to pitch in.â
âT-this storm isnt too bad.. a-at least now I have an excuse to stay inside and watch netflix and eat my stock of cookies all day. T-thats good right? O-or does that make me more of a loser than I thought..â
âWell, Iâm, uh, Iâm planning on spending time on my laptop up until all the battery runs out â looks like we, uh, like we had similar ideas. Still, to each his own.â
Text â Uriel
Cody: You can come and steal a few hours with my dogs any day. Prince is a dalmatian. Bender is a german shepherd. Darcy is a basset hound. They're very friendly.
Cody: Thanks, I'd want to be kept in the loop. This way if that happens I can run to your aid.
Uriel: Can I steal a few days with your dogs any week? You can steal Anaranjado for some time, too. Unexpected by all, he's a beta fish.
Uriel: Of course, of course. If a light post happens to collapse on me, I'll let you know, then, too.
Is it cool if I be him then?
You know what they say, Tristan. Shoot for the stars.
Text â Uriel
Cody: My oldest, Prince, who's probably as tall as I am keeps trying to sit in my lap and cries when I say he can't. It's painful, Uriel. Thank God for that, then.
Uriel: That's one of the many advantages of being a proud fish owner... granted, Anaranjado can't enter any competitions, do tricks, or be pet...
Uriel: I'll tell you if a tree falls on me.
Yes.
Okay, okay, I know which one youâre talking about now.
Gotta Be Trapped || Nora & Uriel
urielfck
A sigh left the brunetteâs lips, her arms crossed over her chest and her back pressed against the wall of the elevator. Her eyes were closed shut as she listened to the telltale sounds of the small dings whenever they reached a new floor. She could hear the sounds fo feet shuffling but whether people were getting off or on she had no clue. Her head hurt and all she wanted to do was go back to bed and curl up, maybe that way she could sleep through the storm and not have to worry about it all. Her attention was snapped back to the scene around her when there was a sudden jolt from the elevator and it stopped moving at the same time the lights turned off. âNo.. come on.. not now..â She muttered, as she walked over and tried pushing buttons.
Uriel had rushed into the building as soon as the rain had started to pour â he wasnât a fan of storms. He simply wanted to reach his apartment and, quite honestly, do nothing for the rest of the day. All he needed to do once he arrived to his apartment was stock the fridge with the food heâd gone out to buy, then he was scot-free â oh, and how amazing being free of obligation seemed. Unfortunately, the elevator he found himself in had thrown a sudden jolt in his plans, as well as across its own body. âShit,â he muttered as the elevator stopped. âWell, I... I can say Iâve never, uh, never been in this situation,â he spoke, slightly louder, to his company.
Text â Uriel
Cody: With all the storm craziness and my dogs going ape over thunder every few minutes I just thought I'd text you and see how you're doing.
Uriel: Thank god fish don't go ape. The winds have yet to swoop me up and the rain has yet to drown me, so I'd say it's going pretty damn good!
âI like that! Itâs funny, can I use that one?â
âYeah, yeah, sure. I mean, I, uh, I didnât patent it â just, yâknow, heard it through the grapevine.â
Yeah!
And he... wears... green?
âIf you keep staring at me like that I will punch you in the throat.â
âI â shit, Iâm sorry. I, uh, I space out â Iâm sorry, Iâm really sorry.â