UrLocalBedhead

the masses yearn for a jester|| multifandom || any pronouns || call me Jodie! https://taplink.cc/insomniray

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Taps sign lightly

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pack it up everyone this is the funniest reblog

[urlocalbedhead]

Listening to Threshold part 3:

PART 3 DROPPING IN ON THE START OF PRIDE MONTH IK THAT'S RIGHT WELCOME BACKKK

Parker, ,

Wait isn't Edwin from overture

ELEPHANT MENTIONED 💥💥

So crowded,,, I miss the Waylay 😞😞

Arthur stronger than me i would've started getting jiggy w it

Arthur describing the patrons with such hate oh Arthur come to Indonesia and flame the government please

Jack sounds like Noel and Butcher combined oh Charlie my darling come back to me

Lowkey i miss playing baseball

ARTHUR DAMN

GOD DAMMIT WE'RE BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

OHH THE SPIRIT OF COLLINS LIVES ON THROUGH THE DOG COMMENTS WELCOME BACK 😭⁉️⁉️

Edwin that was not a good choice of words

I'd catch a grenadeee for ya 😭😭

EY NOT FAROE

NOT AGAIN PLEASE

Could've led with that yk,,,

MOLLY MENTIONED OH NO????

STAY AWAY FROM THE YANGS 🤺🤺🤺

Baby and bath water oh you could've not picked a worse saying

Arkham being like Gotham..? 👀👀

THEY TOOK THE BODY???

HEY MAYBE DON'T CLOSE THE DOOR

TENDRILSSS????????

WHAT IS THIS BOSS MUSIC SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND I'M SO SCARED

IS THIS A SAINT...????

IF JOHN IS CLUELESS WE'RE SO FUCKEEEDDD

John is so concerned aughhh the scars left behind from Blackstone weren't one sided after all </333

JUSTICE. FOR ARKHAM- /SHOT

A kid mentioned oh we're fuckkeddd..

Jack I'm sorry you're gonna be filling the Charlie shaped hole in my heart for the time being

How many times do we have to hammer it home people don't make deals with deities oh my goodness

Doggy!!

PARKERRRR

Oh wtf was that

Harlan Guthrie make Arthur go to a temple please and thank you teehee

OH THE BANTER WE'RE SO COOKED

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The Arthur Lester Fandom page is so funny. There's a chart of all of his injuries and istg there's like 10 in a row that just say "fall". Remember falling in holes, Arthur?

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The only reason elephants are endangered is bc Arthur and John keep eating them all

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[urlocalbedhead]

*jingles keys in my old yakuza moots face*

I DID MY PILGRIMAGE...

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

John what the fuck, you think I wouldnt find out that you're writing fanfiction about me? Do you understand how this makes me look? But Oarthur I used a different name John how am I supposed to believe you when it's dubiously Arthur Lester Shaped? Both the firsy and last names are two syllables. Oarthur I'm sorry for monetizing on your experiences without your permission, I'm sorry, I only did it because I was under the impression that you were proud of your work. John what are you talking about? Well Oarthur you're upset because I based the mystery of my story on our last case. No John I'm not talking about the mystery plot. You're not? No John I'm talking about the 5 pages of graphic gay sex where IM the bottom. Is this seriously what you think of me? What are the others going to think? Oh Orthur you weren't supposed to see that. No? You think just because I'm blind I'm clueless? I heard the other detectives talking about it you selfish prick. Orthur I promise that has nothing to do with you. He was loosely based off your detective skills but the similarities end there! You liar, that's it, next time I shag a snappy moustached man, you're going in timeout. But oarthur no that's my inspiration! Ha! So you admit it? You DID base the gay sex after me. Orathur no I I didn't mean it! You filthy rotten liar, I thought we were why am I writing this this is so stupid I'm sorry Harlan I'll never besmirch this show again

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FORGOT I DREW THIS WHEN KAYNE WAS SPITFIRING THOSE NICKNAMES

[garaks-gay-garderobe]

average malevolent podcast episode

[urlocalbedhead]

Listening to Malevolent Threshold part 2:

WELCOME BACK EVERYNYANN

Arthur locked and loaded God damn

Also Parker mentioned ❤‍🩹❤‍🩹

No announcing unless necessary please

Large man with no shoulders lmao 😭

WATER???

"You're my eyes" Yeah <3

Greenhouse in that time period?? Really hammering home bro was RICH rich

Okay but that does imply that they were still there though when Arthur arrived

OH WELL HELLO

Always a joy to hear John going "yes Arthur" Hihi

Whiny mf doesn't wanna get wet LMAOO

ARTHUR PICK POCKETED HIM??

Right after whining about the rain too

Also a few broken ribs and John telling him hes fine, insane pain tolerance but yeah i guess it makes sense after Blackstone

"You're still in tact you're fine >:/"

Boo detective Logan give me my darling Charlie instead boooo 🍅💥🍅💥🍅

Arthur talking with the same tone he talked to Kayne with,,

John backing up Arthur in his frustration hell yeah

LIGHTER??? LIGHTER....

John is so concerned :((

Hes so much more gentle with Arthur now augh my heart

Man HOPEFULLY Kayne is at Tartarus

Taylor briefly sounds like Dr. Hilbert lmao

Yeehaw Kellin??

DOORKNOB HDJS NOBODY LIKES LOGAN 🙏🙏

Devils books..? Like.. Leit- /SHOT

Honey you got a big storm coming

Genuinely amazing how they can drive tho

NOEL MENTIONEDDD COME BACK MY DARLING PLEASEE

JOHN WRITING CANON?? AND ARTIST QUESTION MARK???

HE HAS SOMETHING TANGIBLE IN THE WORLD NOW OH HES COME SO FARR ❤‍🩹❤‍🩹

Oh were fighting again,,

"I'm proud of you too >:/"

"Well thank you >:["

Oh and we're done fighting now, we love to see it

Oh he sounds so happy planning out his sequel <33

Who tf is Arthur speaking to

PARKER??? WHAT????

MOLLY MENTIONED????????

BEDROCK MENTIONED OHHH THE PARKTHUR FUCKERS ARE EATING GOOD

"I'm scared, Artie.." Oh okay I'm eating dry wall

[urlocalbedhead]

Listening to threshold part 1:

WE ARE SO BACKKK

I briefly listened to overture but haven't finished it but hey i recognize this voice!!

Well good morning to you too Arthur

IT'S ONLY BEEN A YEAR???

THE BICKERING THEY'RE SO ANNOYING I LOVE THEM

Arthur finally gets to whine about something normal for once in his life huzzah

Canoodle in the barn 😭😭

Faroe being sharper oh that's his daughter alright.. <33

I feel about Faroe the same way I feel about Haruka

I can't imagine how hard it is for Arthur to act normal after everything honestly

A HEART??

Oh he was barely an adult :(

John being the one reassuring him augh

Arthur has the worst case of wrong place long time ever

New character? Callahan 👀??

JOHN'S LAUGHTER LMAO??

"Detectives play hunches, you should know that by now," "I DO >://"

Parkerrr,,,

THEIR COMMUNICATING?? SO HEALTHILY??

John is so respectful we love that

"As if we don't do it every night" Yk what else they do every night- /SHOT SHOT SHOT

Oh Parker having a debt makes sm sense

"Yeah- you don't wanna know 😐"

John describes Faroe so lovingly oh I'm gonna throw up

I'M GONNA EAT DRY WALL THIS IS SO SWEET I'M GONNA WEEP

"You're a better detective than I am!" He sounds so happy God I prayed for times like this

"Uncle Peter" Hey hey hey ow owvdjksfb

"He says lovingly" Uhsvdjsbd

I need to draw that. I NEED TO DRAW THAT.

STOP I'M CRYING TOO

Lighter. Lighter noise. What was that.

[wolfythewitch]

hehehhehehe

[wolfythewitch]

this is so stupid LMAO

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I don't have that kinda budget kayne

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Really like how they look together lol

Ohhh sweet clinch my dearest parcar how i love you

[urlocalbedhead]

Wait..

I’m coming with you

(Wait for me x MAG 159)

[potato-lord-but-not]

Holy Ghosts: Chapter 2. Part 6.

CW: Blood, Vomiting, Disturbing Imagery

Oscar performs the world’s least professional exorcism and it works?? Local detective left stunned

I’M SO SORRY ITS TAKEN FOREVER BUT WE’VE DONE IT BOYS !!!!!

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WHEN YOUR NAME IS /CAIN/ AND EVERYONE HATES YOU