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hello
current psa: currently in an alysa liu phase. GIRLIE WON THE OLYMPICS RAHHH
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever
"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon
"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon
"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war
“bits to use in everyday conversations”
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know
I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon
big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings
they couldnt take the heat
jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)
do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you* do you hate me *pokes you*
"no one reads or thinks anymore" type posts are so unserious. get off tumblr and chisel that into a stone tablet to match how old your specific brand of whining is
the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people
he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together
Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly
I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians
“Oliver and Claire this” “hwaboon that” WHAT ABOUT MY HUSBAND JAMES CHOI???? WHERE’S THE LOVE FOR JAMES???
maybe happy ending really is more than the romance though. it’s about chronic illness, isolation, ptsd, possibly sexual harassment, abandonment, autism, finding your purpose and personality beyond someone else, and so much more. it really is just a show about life, which isn’t that rare in musical theater but it’s told so beautifully in mhe. but most importantly it’s about jazz
probably my favorite thing about maybe happy ending is that it’s such an elegant, subtle, beautifully constructed story and then out of nowhere you have The Sex With Two X’s Motel where the receptionist shouts at oliver and claire to just shut up and fuck already and then it just goes back to the degree of softness and careful, lightly placed, slightly sarcastic humor that characterized the first part of the musical like nothing happened and it’s just such a perfectly placed moment of heavy-handed vulgar comedy that i smile every time i think about it because even the bizarre randomness is intentional