Tumblr is finally becoming the asexual cafe

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Love Begins
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document
Not today Justin
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EXPECTATIONS
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Tumblr is finally becoming the asexual cafe
I want to post abt my problems but I dont want people who actually know me to see it lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
weird person on twitter: i love trans people! check out my fantasy webcomic in which trans women are 9 foot tall orc warriors and trans men are tiny chipmunk princes. god i’m so horny today
everyone: ok…….. this is woke
Reminder that all sex workers - whether they strip, do film, cam work, or full service - deserve respect and to be compensated for their labor.
Ash: Pikachu…if we want to beat Lt. Surge and his Raichu…you might need to evolve…whaddya say?
Pikachu:
Reblog with your LGBT orientation and if you prefer Charmander, Bulbusaur, or Squirtle
is it true? does halo’s master chef let his suit jack him off?
dear God take care of her when i can’t
Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away
yeah she’s pretty but does she care about your mental health g
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET YOU BUY ME LUNCH NOOO DON’T I AM NOT WORTHY OMG PRECIOUS FRIEND NO ;A;”
One of my favorite things is to make a femme touch themselves in front of me, show me how they like to fuck themselves. Yes, it serves a practical purpose: I get to learn how to get them off even better, but I also love the humiliation… How vulnerable it must feel, naked and inches from climax while I watch their every move. It’s such an instinct to look away or cover up, to be embarrassed, and I love to toy with it, to tilt their head so they have to look at me, their mouth agape and face reddened, to spread and hold their legs so I can see every stroke. All this build up before letting them come for me. “You’re not the only one getting off here, you know.”
I just want to sit in a nice butches lap and press little kisses all over their face and neck, leaving bright red kiss marks everywhere, and show them how much I appreciate them
I want to come home to someone humping my pillow because it smells like me and they got needy while I was gone
god made a mistake when he made me a person instead of a friendly little cat on a midwestern apple orchard
girls who use “like” and “literally” in every sentence are the hottest bitches in the world
my self esteem just boosted
same i thought it was gonna be like mean
this is literally so nice
Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along
Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.
tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i
eat leaf