USA

I’m the United States of America. Aka the best country in the world

[usa-offical]

No 🫪+😡

Will not go into debt. Will not pay taxes. Tax billionaires.

👎

[usa-offical]

https://www.tumblr.com/usa-offical/814429984508772352/httpswwwtumblrcomusa-offical8143471914884956?source=share

No 🫪

Yes??

[usa-offical]

https://www.tumblr.com/usa-offical/814347191488495616/if-i-stop-paying-taxes-there-will-be-no-jail-and?source=share

No war if I no pay taxes 🫪

No. We can’t allow that. We’d find a way. Perhaps increase the national debt by a couple trillion more

[usa-offical]

If I stop paying taxes, there will be no jail and billionaires will have to pay....

Bye bye taxes 🫪

Billionaires never pay taxes. No matter what.

Pay your taxes or else we won’t be able to fund our pointless wars

[silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical]

If the USA is a free country can I buy it and only pay shipping?

[monosodium-glutamate-official]

@usa-offical

[usa-offical]

Definitelyyy. You most definitely won’t have to pay tariffs on top of the price either

[czechia-offical]

Dearest friends, enemies, and anything between and beyond,

The time has come to celebrate the most wonderful occasion anyone could ever witness. This will be the wedding of the century, to bind the once-separated but forever meant to be. And so, it is with great respect and honour that we invite you to this event of love, hoping you will accept.

Come join us on the 9th of April to witness the most beautiful ceremony in the existence of the entirety of the universe.

— Czechia (and Slovakia)

(To RSVP, please just reblog saying so, thank you! Anyone not on the invite list is also welcome to join)

Tags:

@silli-billy15 @chickfila-offical @no-one-offical @japan-offical @giantduckoffical @amnesia-offical @helpmemiku @normal-offical @make-me-president @7-eleven-offical @america-offical (already my maid of honour but still)

the government too: @coffee-shop-offical @procrastinationoffical @da-police-offical @yearning--offical @quiet-girl-offical @storms-approaching @kittykatfanhah @toaster-waffle-official @lemonadebutpink @white-boy-offical @capgras-delusion-offical @rainy-weather-supremacy @thatpatheticartist @pansexuality-official @ambrosiaanapplin @pearlescentmoonkin @ena-offical

Other countries: @sweden-offical @south-africa-offical @canada-offical @italy-offical @france-offical @usa-offical @united-states-offical @russia-offical @poland-offical @norway-offical @australia-offical @new-zealand-offical @denmark-offical

[usa-offical]

Put me on the list, I wanna see how this goes

[xx-icaruss-wings-offcal-xx]

hiii guysss I’m not new to the officalverse but i like, never post on my offical sideblog so i figured I’d just make my main into an offical blog but not change but else

follow me follow me follow me I’m cool

random tags because apparently people do that:

@no-sleep-offical @no-one-offical @sometimes-cis-offical @bookworm-offical @7-eleven-offical @woman-offical @man-offical @iron-offical @santa-claus-offical @hooty-offical @testosterone-offical @tim-tam-offical @mean-girl-offical @boy-offical @girlboss-offical @gaslight-offical @gatekeep-offical @sweden-offical @grandpa-offical @usa-offical @russia-offical @britain-offical @duck-offical @period-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @imp-offical @tophat-offical @the-rats-offical

[usa-offical]

Buy guns.

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[dying-pen-offical]

What am I scared of...?

Tagging people who do not want to be tagged! :)

Ahaha. I'll just put people I interact with!

@evilpineapple-offical @mamarobotnikoffical @horror-movie-offical @pond-scum-offical @pc-on-a-motorbike @gay-news-offical @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else! Just explode me if you did not wanna be here, I suppose. ^^'

[confused-cookie-blog]

What am I scared of? In general, the ocean. Tf you mean it's still being discovered and literally every creature there is dangerous?

Besides that, art block, which I am currently having right now.

Anyways, random tags go!

@pepsi-offical @root-beer-offical @pepsi-max-offical @ameelawless @amnesia-offical @cupid-official @queer-offical @queenofshippingcringe @unshipper-offical @usa-offical @baja-blast-offical + open tags

[usa-offical]

I’m scared of communism

@communism-offical @commercial-break-offical @offical-wikipedia @john-doe-offical +open tags because I’m too lazy to add anymore

[duck-from-hell-offical]

sometimes I forget British people can use Tumblr.

[usa-offical]

Get the Brits off tumblr petition

[czechia-offical]

So, there’s an @america-offical and an @usa-offical. Did I miss a memo, here…?

[usa-offical]

Absolutely. Didn’t you know everything’s about the US?

[usa-offical]

I'll buy more guns if we get rid of the orange

Deal.

[theweirdwideweb]

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

[theweirdwideweb]

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

[theweirdwideweb]

[handsmotif]

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

[bitchesgetriches]

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

[rayneydayss]

another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20

and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies

[hereissomething]

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

[painkillerscoffeeandcathair]

Even the medication manufacturer can provide coupons. My monthly injection goes from $1800 to $20, and I pay a $5 copay.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[usa-offical]

Opinion on Trump?

Orange pedo needs to go

[usa-offical]

I’m sad for those of you who haven’t had southern cornbread

[usa-offical]

Buy guns.

[queer-joy-detector]

Hello everyone!

Oh wow, three weeks ago I made this gimmick blog with the idea of focusing on the joy of being queer. Our community is hurting right now, in so many ways, and it is easy to get lost in the news, and in the doomscrolling. So I wanted to start this blog as a breath of fresh air, a light in the gloom. A place where we can see that there is also joy, always joy!

And now, three weeks later, there is 500 of you who are following this joy! wow! So I guess I wanted to do a short introduction of sorts.

I would love for this to be a community project, so please, if you have some joy you would love to share, send an ask! If you see something in the wild (on the dash), tag us! Help us spread queer joy, and love, and resilience.

There's not really a queue yet, perhaps in the future. For now, I reblog what I find, and on days when I can, go out of my way to search for it.

As for me, you can call me Q. I love you all, and wish you a joyous and very queer day!

[queer-offical]

Boosting this bc this is amazing

[usa-offical]

I think we all need this right now

[usa-offical]

Father please, where have you gone to?

-@florida-offically

Forgive me dear child, I have been in the throes of family reunions