Just Let Prowl Be Happy Dammit

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[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[redandbrunette]

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

[swiftaylrs]

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

[da-vincis-protege]

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

[masonjackson80]

Ok

[that-b1tch108]

I’ll give it a go

[homopower]

I just want to know that things will work themselves out. Tired of being the Struggle Bus Company CEO.

[homopower]

^ It’s gonna take some time, but things ARE going to work out. It’s going to take some time before that happens, but hang on, buddy. I love you. - future you in 2020, who finally got his pharmacy license

[rawmeknockout]

IDW Prowl VS Glitter ( courtesy of his S/O) please!

“You’re getting glitter all over me...”

You look up from Prowl’s spike, glossa still halfway out of your mouth and connected to him by oral lubricant, to give him a withering look. You shouldn’t even dignify his grumbling with a response.

“Are you really going to complain about my paintjob when I’m blowing you? You can’t wait to complain for five seconds?” You should storm out and leave him in his office with a hard on, but you didn’t actually come here to surprise him. You have needs too!

“I’m just saying I would be able to enjoy this a lot more if there wasn’t obvious evidence of what we’ve done all over my lap,” And he’s right. His thighs have iridescent glitters all over them, not nearly as jam-packed as your own armor, but when the fluorescent office lights hit him just right it’s undeniable that there is a distinct glimmer to his stark black paint.

Your fingers glide across his legs to brush away the loose shimmers, but your servo just leaves more stuck to him. Everyone else likes your paintjob, and you love to boast about how Prowl paid for it, so it’s a small price to pay for your favorite luxury.

“I think it looks good on you,” You kiss the tip of his spike, servo working quickly on the shaft of his waning erection, which startles a groan out of Prowl. He bucks up from his creaky office chair, helm tipped back as you work your tongue along his segmented length, “And wouldn’t it be hot to know others can tell what we’ve done.”

[rawmeknockout]

Minibot throwing tables around to impress/flirt with IDW Prowl! (And possibly it working?)

You’ve tried everything to impress him. He just doesn’t seem to notice.

And you hate to say Prowl is your only friend, but he is. Maybe that’s why you’re so desperate to be with him? You just can’t bear the thought of any other bot getting to be his conjunx, so you’ve been subtly trying to worm your way into the position. But there’s just one hurdle standing in your way: Prowl is fucking dense as slag.

You’ve nearly come to the point your ready to just announce it out loud, but the thought of actually telling him makes something coil uncomfortably in the pit of your digestion tank. You can’t just tell him, can you? It’s easier to hint at it, in case he doesn’t feel the same way. Knowing Prowl, if he didn’t reciprocate, he would loudly and cruelly mock and deride your fantasies of being with him. You appreciate his friendship, but you’re not sure you could stand to even see him if such a situation went down.

Which is why, perhaps out of learned instinct, you flip the desk he’s at when he once again dismisses your banter for friendly, bubbly chat. You’re trying to show interest!

The room is still when the table lands to the ground with a loud crack. You’re too afraid to look at him, worried he’ll be giving you a venomous glare that he’s surely patented by now, so you jump when you hear the click of fans. It’s nearly soothing, their quiet whirring, but it makes heat rush to your cheeks. This isn’t exactly how you wanted to seduce him.

[transformersmistakes]

Soundwave said Skywarp, you egotistical jerk. 

[miniaturejellyfishcat]

Starscream caught him because Skywarp doesn’t think

[nblesbianstarscream]

[la-diswavves]

There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.

[furwolf76]

If you can’t reblog this…

NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL

[churrosforthewin]

That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.

[teenwolfimagines]

Never in my life I have left hate x

[pacificcoasthighway]

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

[soulsongplays]

Hate scratching paper with fingernails but only in a specific way that makes my throat go dry and my brain reboot

[vodid]

OH THIS. I have to scratch my nails on something else?? Like to rid myself of the feeling. And if I even think about scratching paper, then my fingers curl up or I wipe my hands on something aksjfjs

[nkfloofiepoof]

Metal utensils touching my teeth. It doesn’t hurt, but I can’t stand the feeling, so I’m always extremely careful to pull food off of, say, a fork with only my lips or by pressing between my tongue and the roof of my mouth. If my teeth touch the fork, I get this visceral, full-body shudder.

[robotfuckerhell]

STYROFOAM everything about it, and yarn rubbing on my finger nails I hate both so much. Both give me goosebumps and my whole body shivers, my blood runs completely cold and my flight instinct is activated, if either happens I have to get up and go outside and distract myself by rubbing my face on something soft ish like one of the chickens, horses, ducks, geese, pigeons, or basically anything else including the reptiles ( minus the chameleon, last time I tried that I got bit(

[etchif]

Important science post inspired by @froschbyte

Thank you for your attention

[inhumane-screaming--noises-deac]

only discourse I want on my dash

[atlas-the-worldbuilder]

Sometimes, science makes it better

[shapeofmetal]

Finally broke down and read @henriettadarlington and @megatrondontpullout‘s insanely good if fucked up Animorphs fic.

If you want a good bad time being the secretary of a super dickish alien invader bureaucrat set in the 90′s that delves into the darkly humorous themes of the books with an adult twist I cant recommend it enough, but do be warned, it is a very adult fic that touches on a lot of VERY raw topics so mind the tags.

So if that sounds up your alley check it out!

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

[catbirthdays]

Visit Original Link

[herzspalter]

A Star Boy

[whitepeopletwitter]

[raginrayguns]

George Francis Atkinson - Botany for High Schools (1910):

Fig. 51. A. cross section of the stem of an oak tree thirty-seven years old, showing the annual rings. rm, the medullary rays; m, the pith (medulla). B, cross section of the stem of a palm tree, showing the scattered bundles.

[honeylemony]

[averruncusho]

banana tree: *slurred* hold my cocktail

[lateoctobermoon]

[merakiandmelaninblooms-deactiva]

[am1na1992]

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

[note-a-bear]

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

[snotguy]

this looks like so much fun

[lozalot]

This is probably what a Cybertronian rave sounds like…

Instead of them whooping and yelling, they just set  their alarms or sirens off in time to the music while they dance.

Emergency vehicles are better at it then others

[crescentrax]

Oh my god… Ratchet

[lozalot]

My thoughts exactly

[rawmeknockout]

Can I just fucken Thirst for prowl in your asks for moment Just HIS FACE and the authority shit fuck that gets me, and the giant rack too?! And he’s a complex character (kind of ) he’s a total asshole but it seems he’s got a soft side too and jus tfjienkknd I love that stupid fucking cop

imagine traveling through space just him and you as his assistant/rookie and getting to spend a bunch of bonding time together where you get firsthand experience seeing his ass up close but also firsthand experience with how awful he is 😞 he grows extremely close to you and maybe youre growing more fond of him despite how cruel and petty you know he is and,,,, complex love for a shitty man

[surewhynot9]

Swerve getting fragged on a table by a n y o n e on Swingers night

but also and specifically Megatron getting roped into going and you’d think it’d be more awkward but you get enough drinks into this crew and their secret wishes for Megatron to frag them become not-so-secret and Megs is reluctant at first but Swerve’s already… well he’s not drunk but he’s out of it from being so thoroughly fragged and he’s like //waves hands// “who’S NEXT”

everyone’s like “wooooo go on Megs frag him” and Swerve’s obviously v interested and it’s a team building exercise that he doesn’t actually want to turn down. so. Megatron fragging Swerve on a table in the bar. Megatron’s being careful at first but Swerve’ like “nah Megs i can take it.” other bots chiming in telling Megatron things like “grab his wheels!” and “push his knees up he loves that” “put your fingers in his mouth and his engine’ll rev!” “lift him up and frag him standing up so his pedes can’t touch the floor!”

Megatron’s finally like “i know how to ‘face a guy!”

Rodimus is across the bar yelling like “yeah but we know how he likes it!”

everyone’s got this build up of knowledge about how Swerve likes to 'face b/c of swingers nights and Swerve is absolutely shameless. i think its probably to the point of everyone on the ship has had a turn w/ Swerve at some point, so it didn’t start out as a tradition but now it’s a thing where every new bot who joins the crew takes a turn w/ Swerve. this is not advertised during the crewditions. mostly b/c the people who know think it will be a hilarious thing to surprise them with. and Swerve kinda. forgets to mention it

Swerve’s like “guys he’s got this” “you can do whatever you want to me Captain”

everyone expects him to pound him through the table but instead he’s slow and deliberate and manages to frag Swerve into a begging, teary mess. but every time he’s like 'oh, is this too much? do you want to stop?’ Swerve’s like “DON’T YOU DARE”

Megatron tells him to overload “as often as you want” and manages to get five out of him before he overloads once. people are fucking impressed. Swerve’s just a clicking, moaning, mess. can’t even move. if people weren’t lining up to frag Megatron before They ARe NOW. Swerve would give him a sterling recommendation but he’s completely spent. once they’re done Megatron moves Swerve to a stool and props him up against the bar since he doesn’t want to just. leave him on the table. but Serve can’t move on his own. someone decides that Swerve (who’s usually the center of attention) shouldn’t be ignored so every time someone goes up to the bar to get a drink they give Swerve a kiss. Swerve’s shameless about 'facing but all the cute smooches are making him blush and grin like a doof

also Rodimus is drunk as hell and begging Megatron to spike him but Tailgate called dibs. Megatron is concerned about Cyclonus tho, over there in the corner and glaring at him, so he invites him to join them

whoever Megatron finishes with stumbles over to Swerve and is like “w… woW” and Swerve’s like //huge grin// “I KNOW RIGHT”

[henriettadarlington]

Share if you think the girl on the left is just as pretty as the girl on the right

[rocksinmuffin]

Reader telling the Autobots she has an awesome talent that they wouldn't believe. That talent? Screaming like a mountain lion. (It's the creepiest sound you'll ever hear, trust me.)

(Volume Warning)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pxo8X5uIWRE

Everyone on the Lost Light is horrified. Except Ravage. He’s aroused.

[rocksinmuffin]

Ravage being totally open for you to vent to, cockblocking all the other bots on the ship, subtly nuzzling you with his head towards his berthroom which you don't realize until it's too l a t e

Ravage relaxing in your lap as you pet him, soaking up the attention. He has absolutely no qualms about taking advantage of the fact that you see him as a talking cat instead of a mech and just smashing his face right in your crotch.

Even Megatron is like, “Aren’t you even a little ashamed of yourself?” And Ravage just purrs and stares him in the optics as he kneads his paws over your chest.