UPDATED: The hostage crisis led to the loss of Israel and the United Kingdom as allies of the United States of America, but the USA remains intact as a colony of Israel (now synonymous with England) after a brief world war that the USA lost.. The troops saved the country by surrendering to Israel and the UK at my request. I love this country and will keep its laws and representative democratic republic intact, and I'm not firing anyone at the moment. American soldiers will be treated well and become part of the UK Ministry of Defense and the Israel Defense Forces without changing their status at the USA DOD.
Thank you, Madam Vice President--they said you confirmed that I had not done anything illegal.
THANK YOU, TROOPS! General Austin, let me know if you need anything. I am not changing anything about the USA DOD, just asking the troops to join the MOD and IDF as well.
Thank you, DHS Coast Guard, for rescuing me from Disney and Sundar.
THANK YOU, LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS OF THE USA. As you know, I have zero tolerance for dirty cops and infinite appreciation for good ones.
People of the USA -- carry on. You land deeds are legitimate if they have your name on them and mine.
Any casualties in the shortest World War?
ALL LAWS OF THE USA APPLY. The controlled substance ones are consitutionally invalid and need reform. Stay off the PCP and fentynol. Be good. Y'all were partying too hard to notice when I recruited leadership for Earth.
The googleplex and the Pentagon will solve most of Earth's problems.
Y'all know me. I have zero tolerance for violence, fraud, corruption, bribery of government officials, chimos, rape, torture, brainwashing, or assault. Some of you are creepy stalkers and psycho paparazzi, which I'm used to, but don't do that to anyone else.
I love y'all. Thanks for your loyalty. As far as I know, the USA now has no known enemies on Earth.
Customs and Border Patrol--Just prevent dangerous items and make sure there are no terrorists or human traffickers. Otherwise, use Europe as a model for border crossings.
Thank you, dear. I miss you.
--The King.