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OK, as I’m sure a few of you noticed, I’m not really here anymore. I’m trying to cut down on the number of blogs that I have. If you are interested in still interacting with me on another platform or blog you can add me on D.ISCORD (Rose Prince.#6212) or follow me on @thornvd , @ofrosvs , @hailme and/or @stvrstruck. Those (especially the first two) are the ones I want to put my time and effort towards. 

Piko may make a come back, but not today unfortunately. Thank you all for a great time.

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dolce-diviinity replied to your post:

“A human presumably…”

“...So, a fucking raisin.”

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“Stupid fucking website isn’t saving my password to log-in... Who designed this shit, a raisin on acid?”

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botoruko:

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ah !! the legendary piko has been spotted !! this time, she’s more intent on not letting them get away. however, she’s learned her lesson from the last time her catch failed !! this time, she has sweets, hopefully to bribe them. or else she’ll… just figure something out. ❛ piko-san !! you haven’t been around, i found it strange without your company. ❜

Piko lifted their eyes curiously at their name, blinking in confusion before realization struck. This is that weird Miku that was throwing balls at them and calling them a Pokemon! Crypton sure had some weird droids! They lift their USB up and use it as a method of waving while hands went to their bag to pull out a phone. Fingers tapped away at the screen, and the device shortly after started speaking in a monotone, robotic voice.

    ► My attempt of becoming a shut-in didn’t seem to work. What do you need?

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H’lo, h’lo! I just got this blog revamped and I need people to follow, so do me a favor and if you want to interact with this little shit please LIKE or REBLOG this! Piko’s an android who works the black market, though he mostly does hacking jobs to whoever pays the most. He acts big and tough but his face is very squishy and he’s been mistaken for a Pokemon in the past.  Thank you! - Ghost

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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Pre-est relatiosnhip call + shipping call. Includes platonic, hateship & romance for anyone interested. Hit the like (or reblog if ur a sideblog) and I’ll hop in your IMs?

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text message starters pt. 1

[ text; ] this is a terrible idea

[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)

[ text; ] i need help.

[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re

[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!

[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?

[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good

[ text; ] i love death and dying

[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.

[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING

[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.

[ text; ] leave me alone.

[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.

[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG

[ text; ] some-

[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.

[ text; ] i'm going to do it.

[ text; ] i'm sorry.

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me

[ text; ] you okay?

[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please

[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it

[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy

[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.

[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep

[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!

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H’lo, h’lo! I just got this blog revamped and I need people to follow, so do me a favor and if you want to interact with this little shit please LIKE or REBLOG this! Piko’s an android who works the black market, though he mostly does hacking jobs to whoever pays the most. He acts big and tough but his face is very squishy and he’s been mistaken for a Pokemon in the past.  Thank you! - Ghost

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Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

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CS || Hit & Run

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fallingoffeathers:

        Confusion laid bare on the males face, as he was unaware things like the other even existed yet. While the being wished to be with others, he didn’t keep up with pop culture. In that regard he was a bit of a recluse. However, he wasn’t completely oblivious to technology.           “But… it would still be an inconvenience to you.” Unable to keep himself supported with his arm, he laid back against the slightly bent pole. “… I would rather this, than put you through such trouble.” To someone unaware of his being, this would certainly seem absurd… Truly, in this moment he looked to be an idiot. 

       “… As I said, this body of mine doesn’t matter much… so it’s alright.” The male’s smile never wavered as he spoke. Only flickering slightly as the waves of pain came and went. “Please… don’t take me to a hospital… I’ll be fine if I just rest for a while…” Certainly, this must have sounded mad. Although, he couldn’t have the other taking him to a hospital. That would not end well… Perhaps he could change the subject? It was unlikely given the circumstances, but was worth a shot. “… Why would I yell back…? You’ve done nothing wrong to me… I was the one that pushed you, so…” 

He couldn't believe this, what sort of goody-two-shoes bullshit was this supposed to be? Piko was starting to wonder if he would have more luck strangling himself by wrapping his USB cord around his own throat despite not needing to breath. Power level flashes again in the blue eye, and he stood and stretched, pulling the backpack around to fish out a phone.

"You stupid fucking peanut plant," He snapped, glaring at the phone to get it open to the right application he would need. There was one thing he knew, this no doubt would drag out attention. If he wasn't going to take him to a hospital, someone else would. Basic functions of an android were still running, he still took commands as stupid as they were. "I'll be silent for a bit." 

The cord is unplugged once more, freely manipulating it to wrap around the male's mid-riff followed with a few tugs. Piko internally nodded but outwardly stared at him as if waiting for a response, an 'OK' to lift him.

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neuroticsynth:

He begins to laugh hollowly before ceasing himself to wipe away the evidence surrounding his unusual response. 

            “Nobody else I want dead but myself, really.” he answers, trying to play it off as a questionably sarcastic sense of humor. The aloofness given about the other’s aura sent the male chills. Truly he expected another chirpy android behind this door, like all others he encountered in his time. Suppose he overshot that assumption. After all, this strange task of his was almost unheard of. In the end this was exactly why Len laughed– comfort came to him upon finding an unwelcoming android. But when his eyes finally stole a decent glimpse of the synth standing in front of him, he found obvious features peculiarly different compared to previous Piko-droids he had met in the past. An iconic USB cable had a specific purpose this time. He wondered what it was for. Out of politeness he did not want to stare– and tried to bring his thoughts (and eyes) back up to his objective.              “Crypton asked me to take you in. Come work with us,” he simply said.

Piko's eyes rolled off to the side and a hip rested against the frame of the door. Arms crossed, briefly looking over their nails - if it wasn't for the fact the nails were covered. The gesture was still there regardless. So nothing that he could help with, then why was he here? It wasn't as if Sony wanted anything more to do with him when they abandoned the project.

"Crypton?" He mused aloud, gaze looking to the laptop they were attached to before back to Len. He wasn't attached to anything, but just the same he was popular and adored. He was part of the reason why there wasn't enough popularity for Sony to be genuinely interested in PIKO V4. Most everyone did not have any interest in the Piko models, why would anyone, let alone Crypton, want him to work with them?

Teeth started to grind, the USB cord swaying angrily much like a cat's tail. Even Piko himself didn't care about him, he didn't want to be abandoned again with stupid promises.

"I'd rather not. The last time I worked for someone my voice providor and company dropped me like a sack of potatoes.” He paused, shaking his head as he walked back over to his spot on the floor to continue work. “...At least come in you're going to let the air out. Maybe there's some promise I can't refuse here that I'm not looking at because abandonment issues are clouding my judgment."

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CS || Hit & Run

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fallingoffeathers:

        When the world around him had started to settle, and cease it’s constant rotation, the male had registered that someone was poking him. The sensation felt far away, as his ears still rang, and he struggled to keep his eyes open. The pain was starting to fade now– replaced with a numb sensation that made his body feel warm.          It seemed as though he had been successful in pushing the other out of the way… that was good… Despite it all, the male tried to support himself on one of his hands. Although by doing so, another spark of pain shot through his body like electricity. Through it, he gave a stupid smile up at the other. Relieved more than anything that they were alright. 

        “… Hehe, perhaps I am.” Although his voice came out pained and choked, there was still an air of positivity to it. “It was rood of me to shove you… I’m sorry, but you would have been hurt otherwise… your unharmed, right? What happens to me doesn’t matter much, but your irreplaceable… Theres only one of you, after all.” 

Piko's eyes narrowed, head tilting only for a second before he straightened himself and used the cord to poke harder until he was jabbing at the stranger. He remained silent, at most the repsonse he gave was a click of the tongue in his mouth. A final jab is given before the cord is pulled away and it plugged itself back into the device. Silence remains for a moment, needing to load data once more, but he fills the empty air between them with poking him with his finger this time.

"I'm an AI, my programming can be transferred and my model repaired you stupid fucking peanut plant." Snippy as ever, he moved around to explore and examine the situation before opening his mouth again. "Fuck's sake, l'd have more luck just carrying you to my apartment to properly yell at you. Maybe that car hitting you scrambled your ability to know when to yell back at someone."

Though, maybe the removal of some of the android's accessories in the outfit would make that a bit easier. "A hospital wouldn't let me do that."

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neuroticsynth:

                This was certainly not what the droid had in mind on his first day back in a workable public space. The rarest chance of his desire to sing again brought him in front of an odd task he rarely thought was necessary of the company to perform. Rather than to sing a favorite song, Len was given the job of retrieving a specific asset similar to his own build. It belonged to a friendly neighboring organization. He shrugged at his supervisors and challenged their reasons, why not make another android? His own numbers doubled by the day anyway. Instead, he was scolded, and reminded that his very existence was expendable, too.                   ( not that it mattered to him ) He took a deep breath and squinted at the piece of paper in his hand with a scrawled address written inside. Before shoving the slip into his pocket after assurance told him he was at the right place Len raised his hand and gave the door three solid knocks that echoed down the hall. His mouth opened, and inside the gears began to click.

                   “~ Piko-pi ~ !!” sang a sampled cold append.                                                                     @usbtangled                                                                         “Are you home?”

Shoulders flinched at the sing-song voice that gave his own self-given nickname, eyes returned to staring down at the laptop. A quiet apology is given, a program closed, then a hand is dragged down his face as a groan of pure and simple annoyance is made. No doubt loud enough to hear through the door of the apartment. This felt almost like it was being rubbed in, the fucking other VOCALOIDs---

Piko shook his head and stood while walking to the door - dragging the laptop with him across carpet - to open and stare at the blonde. He stared, silent, and tapped his foot before clearing his throat.

"What is it, Kagamine?" He asked, tone unsurprisingly bitter and at the usual high-pitch that fans knew him for as he said the surname aloud. Sometimes it was difficult to tell Rin and Len apart. "I have work I should be doing, if you need a duet or some stupid shit like that find A V2 Piko model. Or do you need something else that I can actually offer? Hack into something? Want someone dead?" He's joking. Kind of...

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CS || Hit & Run

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fallingoffeathers:

        While the beings body resembled the person whom he stole it, that of his matter remained as it always was. It was because of this, that his body was a lot more durable than average humans. Because of this, the male was prone to reckless acts. The distinction between that which would wound– and normally kill others, was something that he seemed to constantly forget.         This was the reason why the male had not hesitated to push a stranger out of the way of a truck, whom disregarded the crosswalks single to halt.          Body thrown like a rag doll, due to the momentum of the vehicle– the male collided with a street lamp. Knocking out what little oxygen was left in his lungs. For a moment, the male merely laid there in pain. The world was spinning, and his ears rang with the honking of the car as it sped away. 

        While he wouldn’t die from something like this, it certainly did hurt like hell.         Huh, ironic.

Feet barely managed to get grounded again, though it was brief and the android was left to his knees. Frustrating, he wanted to turn and yell, it was first instinct rather than to wince since pain was irrelevant to his system functions. But before he could pull together the functions to do so, he felt snowy hair shift and sway with speed, something wheezed by and a hard sound gave hint to something had shoved him out of the way purposely. 

Teeth grind, blinking a few times - power level flashing a few times before it was replaced by annoyance - as gloved hands pushed the android up to see the damage. Chatter was picking up, Piko bothered not to even call someone. A waste of time, instead he only took in a breath of air to exhale before raising his voice in a yell -- "Are you---- FUCKING STUPID?" 

The USB is removed from the laptop in his bag, rendering him without a voice to speak with, but it's used to poke at the stranger to see if whomever it was.... was alive so he could properly yell at them for being stupid. Who the hell pushes an ANDROID out of the way? 

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he is startled when the other squeaks at him, almost letting out a plume of fire from his lips. looking down, the drake notices the smaller, rubbing the back of his neck. ❝ i am sorry, I was not paying attention. ❞ he hopes it soothes the other a little...

He let out an eventual huff, wanting to cross his arms over his chest if it wasn't for the laptop in hand. Mismatched eyes stare up, and it takes a minute or two before he finally speaking. Damn V2 voicebank. "If you step on me you're paying for any repair work." He snapped while using his hand to tug on his outfit and smooth out any wrinkles. "Get down here so I can actually look you in the face when talking!!"

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don't mind the 8ft tall male, not looking where he was going... ((kozath))

Piko minds a lot - in fact, he barely manages scramble to avoid getting stepped on. The android goes to speak, though fear and the fact he was startled is clouding the ability to speak - it just sounds like high pitched, angry squeaking. Come down here and fight Piko like a man!!