Dylanhasablog

Remember Son, all underwear is edible if you're man enough.

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

[animals-lovers]

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[usedskin]

Dude. I’ve been lying in bed for 3 hours. I’m just in so much fucking pain and I’m tired. I’m tired of keeping up this charade of faking it until I make it or going along to get along. I’m tired of people asking me if I’m good because they expect the answer to be yes. I’m tired of people telling me to chin up, and smile, and hang in there. I’m tired of feeling worthless and useless. I’m tired of being wanted because I’m funny and fun to be around yet very few people make me feel that way about them. I’m tired of being strong. I’m tired of feeling uninterested in life. I’m tired of feeling fucking cheated out of everything. I am honestly not sure how much longer I can feel this way my guy. I’m tired and people are just telling me to walk slower but don’t stop. Whistle while you work. Have a positive mind and it’ll be fine. You’re the creator and solution to your own problems. Like I may have made too many problems and tapping out permanently seems like a pretty good solution right now.

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[fliegend-nilpferd]

WHAT IS THIS????

[inconvenientsarcasm]

I arrive at the park

Dinosaurs: Released

Tits: Out

Life: Finds a way

I am forcibly airlifted from Jurassic Park.

[ohnoraptors]

「TENGA-ROBO」 

[ubuyo]

[usedskin]

I’m gonna be a hedonist and just do whatever feels good. Using good lighting to take selfies feels good. #selfie #feelgoodfriday #feelgoodphoto

[usedskin]

The Daigo of cats. He is my cat after all! #cats #cat #fightstick #cats_of_instagram #fgc

[childhoodruiner]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE CATS

[softchubbypuppy]

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[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[vesley-deactivated20151028]

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

[vodkanburgers]

Part 1 |  Part 2 | Part 3

warning for loud vines 

[usedskin]

I have a problem...

I have this crush

She likes me back

I’m trying not to freak out and just text her non stop because I’m nervous she’s gonna think I’m insane when all I want is just someone who I get excited to see.

IM NOT FREAKING OUT I PROMISE

Ok...

NO I AM FREAKING OUT JESUS CHRIST I JUST WANT HER TO LIKE ME. AND LIKE SHE DOES BUT LIKE SHIT SON I JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HER ALL THE TIME BUT LIKE I CANT BECAUSE THATS WEIRD UGH.

[howlsmovingumbrellastand]

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

[solace-y]

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

[selesnyapokemonprofessor]

This is a good one 12/10

[toomucherin]

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

[defineyourgrind]

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[usedskin]

Hey man like no one asked you to fucking fix all my shit in a quote.

[silverhawk]

some lesser known small cat species

the kodkod

the flat headed cat

the pampas cat

the andean mountain cat

the jaguarundi

[severalowls]

I’m just going to add the Margay here:

“But Tumblr user severalowls, that’s just an Ocelot!”

No, you fool! You Buffoon! The Margay has mastered something generations of cats have only dreamed of! Getting down out of trees:

The Margay has reversible ankles, and uses them to do some pretty sweet tricks (And also hunt down monkeys, birds and other tree-dwelling critters in their otherwise safe treetop homes.)

Pictured: Margay who is not stuck.