-Ty-

You're a wonderful person.

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This Newspaper Says The Newest Reason To Hate Millennials Is They Have Never Seen A Real-Life Cow

"After a quick image search I'm ashamed to say that it seems what I've always thought was a cow was actually a tractor."

reblog if you’re a young person who has never seen a cow in real life

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MY TAXES PAY FOR SOMETHING IDK WHAT BUT THEY PAY FOR SOMETHING

[jayce]

[propheticfire]

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

that’s a very good horse

[freckledhips-deactivated2014103]

I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take when their favorite character dies. I love when people close their eyes and drift to somewhere in the clouds. I fall in love with people and their honest moments all the time. I fall in love with their breakdowns and their smeared makeup and their daydreams. Honesty is just too beautiful to ever put into words.

(via alunit)

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[trjoel]

“Millennials are so entitled"

[lucasnoahs]

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

[humanityinahandbag]

DAMN STRAIT.

[daggers-drawn]

Basic Millennial complaint: “I want shelter and economic security.” Some bitter old man: “WHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.”

[welcometoyouredoom]

I prefer just responding to “Thank you” with finger guns and double-click noise with my mouth.

[boy-so-pale]

[s4nctified]

I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

[allstarbear]

[sixpenceee]

By far the scariest thing I’ll ever post on my blog.

[zombieabbyka-deactivated2021070]

Omfg I’m going to puke.

[vibranium-arm-deactivated202506]

FUCKKK

[block]

You smiled to me and I thought: Damn, I’m fucking in love with you.

(via arabshawtyx)

[usedupsoul]

Can someone give me a few dollars for food?

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[goodreadss]

She waited for the train to pass. Then she said, “I sometimes think that people’s hearts are like deep wells. Nobody knows what’s at the bottom. All you can do is imagine by what comes floating to the surface every once in a while.

Haruki Murakami (via goodreadss)

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