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[unadornedbureauologist]

i like pineapple on pizza but i don't like that i like it. That combination of ingredients shouldn't taste good. This same mentality also leads me to conclude that i should never try strawberry on pizza as i'd risk uncovering some sort of forbidden knowledge that will pull my soul out of my eyesockets if i embrace it

[usefulcreature]

You’re gonna lose your shit when you try marshmallows on pizza.

[this-is-physi-sensory-ableism]

People really don't think about how isolating it is to have a sexual, urogenital, reproductive, or gastrointestinal disability.

If you have sexual dysfunction, its considered a taboo, a hush-hush condition, something to never be spoken of. A failure, a humiliation.

All of the "can't get them wet", "can't get them to orgasm," "can't get it up in bed", "only lasts two minutes in bed" jokes, dismissing the real people with sexual dysfunction, the real people struggling. How do you think they feel, hearing these "jokes"?

If you have fertility complications, it's considered something to be pitied for, a "failure of a man", "failure of a woman", "failure of a person", a "waste of your genetic line."

If you have complications with urination or defecation, it's considered gross or belittling. Nobody wants to hear about it, nobody wants to acknowledge it, and God forbid you have an accident in public - then everyone's eyes are on you, judging or pitying.

And menstrual & perinatal disabilities just aren't taken seriously. If you have debilitating menstrual cycles, for example, its brushed off as "typical" or "an exaggeration."

-Tom (he/him)

[herpsandbirds]

Eyelash Pit-Viper (Bothriechis nigroadspersus), family Viperidae, Caribbean lowlands of Panama

Venomous.

This snake comes in a variety of colors and patterns, but this one is unusually red!

photographs by Ignacio Yúfera 

[romehbo]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[x3aa]

#👀🤨👈🤗👩‍🍳

[usefulcreature]

🦎🍌👀🎉💋

Okay I’m fuckin dead

[ruby-the-bunger]

STOBOTNIK IS GONNA KISS SLOPPY STYLE ON CAMERA/j

[gyrovagus-bibliophile]

THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED FOR TAX PURPOSES, I'M TELLING YALL

[ryan-sometimes]

One of my biggest “tinfoil hat” conspiracy theories that I believe with my whole chest is that many, if not most, of the beauty standards surrounding women’s bodies are artificially plugged into the media by abusers whose sole purpose is to make women as easy to oppress as possible. They tell you that you should be delicate and skinny because it’s harder to fight back that way.

[theconcealedweapon]

A child is punished for moving and making noise.

To avoid more punishment, the child sits still and is quiet. But they have to actively remind themself constantly to sit still and be quiet.

The teacher sees the child sitting still and being quiet. The teacher treats this as the baseline.

Since the child is putting a lot of effort into sitting still and being quiet, doing so distracts from paying attention to what the teacher is teaching. The child then is punished for not paying attention.

The child now knows that they'll be punished no matter what they do. And they can't explain why they struggle, because any attempt to explain is arguing.

[petulantpony]

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

[petulantpony]

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

[casuallyodd]

[usefulcreature]

Anyway, happy Pride.

[les-fleur]

If you want me, I'll be in the bookstore smelling the paperbacks like a pervert.

[busket]

conservatives suddenly become fucking hippies when one of their own dies. "i cant believe the disgusting and macabre reaction from the left. we should never celebrate someone's death. all human life is precious 😔" meanwhile the guy theyre mourning caused incomprehensible suffering, and his death is a net positive for humanity and life on earth

when IT finally happens the moral grandstanding from the right is going to be absolutely insufferable. just remember the deaths that these lowlifes celebrated over the past few years; single mothers, doctors, transgender teenagers, innocent people. remember the people that THEY mocked and laughed when they died, and dont fucking believe them when they try to tell you they have the moral high ground. dont let them make you feel bad for being happy when he dies. and you fucking party

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[fladurblegon]

“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.

[translatingpoststogerman]

fladurblegon

"Deine Tage sind gezählt" ja man nennt es einen Kalender du Vollpfosten.