USEFUL HIRES

Dr. Harlow has decided to bring in 8 new groups of hires after countless shifts and anomaly attacks The original staff are all pleased to have dire assistance But some hires have hidden histories and covert secrets with the Animal Corporation... Crossover AU of Thomas & Friends and Animal Hospital Anomaly Ran by Mod V and MJ Main account is @unpopularvivian

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INTRO POST:

GREETINGS

STAFF INTERACTIONS

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FIRST FLOOR

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Staff Interactions #4:

"Okay, okay. Listen up."

"We have a new hospital manager. Many our of previous managers have all died in horrific incidents, so make sure that he doesn't suffer the same fate. Understood?"

"Oh! Oh! Dr. Harlow!"

"Yes, Programmer?"

"Where is the new manager? I haven't seen him all day!"

"The kid's right. There is practically no sign of him that proves he actually exists."

"Agreeing with Security here. Call me a horror nerd, but perhaps there's a chance that he no-clipped into the Backrooms."

"Doctor, nobody's no-clipping into the Backrooms. The manager has his own office that he signs paperwork such as renovation requests and taxes. He doesn't take care of the patients or anomalies like you."

"Oh."

"Now........All of you can go back to your usual duties. I'll be checking myself out with an important meeting."

"..............................................................................................................................."

"W-Where.......Where is my office?"

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'HOSPITAL WORKER':

Lv.1: +2 Max inventory capacity

Lv.2: +2 Max inventory capacity, gain access to main parking lot outside and unlocks 'Prep Care' upgrade

Lv.3: ????????????????????????????????????????????????

(Prep Care adds on 20-50 seconds onto patients' timer after completing tasks on ambulances during Ambulance Events. How much seconds you add depends how well your tasks. If Hospital Worker fails to prep care properly, patients' death timer decreases from 100 seconds -> 90 seconds)

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Utility:

Lv.1: None

Lv.2: ????????????????????????????????????????????????

Lv.3: ????????????????????????????????????????????????

Starter Money: None

Cost: 1450 Animal Coins

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Extra Info:

'Hospital Worker' is a Pacific gull

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Staff Interactions #3:

"Where's the second hire!?!?"

"Don't fret Head Nurse! We'll just keep looking for them!"

"I swear, first hire was a crybaby and the second hire is practically invisible!!!!"

"It's only been 30 minutes! It's not like they're lost in the building or something!"

"When will we actually get somebody who's competent AND easy to spot?!!?-"

*Sips coffee obnoxiously loud enough to catch Head Nurse's and Nurse's attention*

"Hullo! Hullo! Are you two my co-workers? :D"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

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FIRST FLOOR NPCS:

James the Barista

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Greetings #4

Ahem. Hello there! I'm Psychologist!

I'm currently conducting a therapy session with Programmer. And we're making progress!......If we were making any at all.....

Currently, he's crying hysterically (It sounds more like baying?) on the hospital bed in Room 1 because we don't have a counsellor's office on the main floor. I can't get Programmer to open up or calm down at all.

Secret Agent and Security are trying their hardest to console him but I think the sight of Intern might have been a major emotional trigger.

*Sigh* Dr. Harlow. If you're seeing this, can you perhaps run a mental health check on the hires? Just in case we don't have situations like this, okay?

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Mod V speaking here.

Completely unrelated to anything but this is probably the hospital after we're done with the 8 groups of hires, plus the new NPCs and potential new enemies:

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Greetings #2

Hey....This is Paramedic here.

Um, so remember the new hire that was coming today?

Well......I think I accidentally ran him over with my ambulance while I was coming back with critical patients.....

God, I don't want to be fired!!!!! What do I do now?!?!!? PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

[miko-the-fox]

Why are you in korea

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Mod V speaking.

Animal Hospital takes place in South Korea, hence the Korean text and it is actually a real place. The Asian Highway is also a real highway that links Japan, Korea, China, India and Turkiye.

Here's image proof of what I'm talking about straight from the AHA fandom wiki:

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Staff Interactions #2:

"Oh?....Who's that over there Nurse?"

"That's the new hire! Bit of a morbid story to tell here. He got run over by Paramedic on accident while he was walking to the entrance...."

"......That's not a good first impression admittedly...."

"Don't worry! He's all better now! Look!"

"Full of energy and chatting with all of the staff! He'll surely be a great addition!"

"What's his name? I'm curious."

"Programmer. He'll be in charge of the digital systems for our technology and software."

"Alright. I'll go say hi to Programmer!"

"Hey dude! How are you?"

'I'm fine! I'm doi-"

"No......No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO."

"You were missing for 6 months when we graduated. I've been looking for you in every waking moment."

"At first. I thought it a miracle that I'll found you in the hospital that I was hired at!...But then I saw your face...."

"What did they do to you?"

"You were my best friend, and now you've turned into somebody unrecognizable......"

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DIGITAL BLACKOUT

Around shift 30-35, the lights will flicker violently before everything in hospital becomes pitch dark.

The shop will not open at the start of the shift. No patients/npcs will come to the hospital. Computers will display a "UNABLE TO LOAD" screen. Security cams are turned off. Printers and pc analysis machines also stop working. The camera at the check in however, still function normally. You can pick it up and snap a picture of anomalies to stun them for 20 seconds. The taser found in your office will now have 20 uses. And has a faster cooldown of 90 seconds.

Your character will have a small circle of light of 50 cm diameter in length for visibility. Anomalies and hostile monsters will spawn more frequently at an increased rate of 75% percent, being glow-in-the-dark for better viewing. Anomalies can hide in the patient rooms and jumpscare you.

In order to complete this shift, you have to manually turn on the lights in every room and reboot the machines. The lights are simple to handle. You just have to look up, tap and hold at each individual bulb for it to light up. In order to reboot the machines, you'll have to enter a random code consisting of 4 numbers that has a timer of 30 seconds.

After completing the shift, the Digital Blackout event will return every 10 shifts.

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VIRUS INFILTRATION:

Every 1-2 shifts, a virus hacks the digital system and it decreases the speed of the tech by 30%-40%. The computers and pc analysis machines' screens are now buggy and has static effects as a visual cue.

There are 3 things you need to do to delete the virus.

First, go on the computer in the office and disconnect the internet. A round of Memory Match featuring 9 cards will begin as a 1 minute timer counts down. The cards include icons based off of the existing classes.

Second, restart everything into Safe Mode. It'll be a simple tap and hold mechanic.

Finally, run the full system scan. During the scan, little digital roly-polies will spontaneously spawn everywhere on the screen and you need to shoot at them to make them disappear. Let them stay longer than 15 seconds and they'll disrupt the scanning and restart the scan.

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PROGRAMMER:

Lv.1: 10% speed boost to computer, pc analysis and printer

Lv.2: 15% speed boost to computer, pc analysis and printer. +10 sanity after deleting digital virus

Lv.3: 20% speed boost, +15 sanity and unlocks 'Polygonal Vision' upgrade

(Polygonal Vision upgrades lets you view your surroundings in 3D polygonal aesthetics in the Digital Blackout event. Players appear as simple shapes while anomalies appear as glitched out abnormalities. Cooldown of 350 seconds)

Starter Money: $50

Cost: 750 Animal Coins

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Extra Info:

Programmer is a blue merle pomeranian

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Greetings #3:

OH THANK THE HEAVENS THE NEW HIRE'S ALIVE!!!!!

I THOUGHT I WAS TO BE FIRED FROM MY JOB FOREVER FOR ACCIDENTAL MANSLAUGHTER!!!!!!!

OH PRAISE DR. HARLOW!!!!!!!!

*Cue ugly ass bawling from Paramedic*

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FIRST FLOOR CONTENT:

First Floor Classes

First Floor NPCS

First Floor Mechanics

First Floor Events

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FIRST FLOOR EVENTS:

Digital Blackout

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FIRST FLOOR MECHANICS:

Virus Infiltration

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FIRST FLOOR CLASSES:

Programmer

'Hospital Worker'