Sammy, just when I thought there was no more depth to your ego, you go ahead and keep surprising us all. It’s really quite smart, using your ur pathetic gang of vapid, attention seeking, and overall horrible human beings you call friends to do your PR for you. Your BFFL Jordyn posting from your boyfriend’s lake house, draped over his brother and friend, could not have been a brighter proclomation asking for some cling to relevancy. People thought Quinn wasn’t there or didn’t like your friends? Here, let’s post two absolutely atrocious pictures of my random friend climbing him like a tree, while he looks like he’d rather just have been drowned than to pose for a picture which looks like it belongs on a pamphlet in a therapist office for people with depression and suicidal tendencies. But your friends, particularly Jordyn, know all about taking mediocre pictures and posting them on instagram, wouldn’t they? Very embarrassing she’s followed him and he hasn’t yet, when I know Quinn has a quick follow thumb for anyone he actually has a semblance of interest, friendship or even acquaintance for. I know you and your friends loved Birthright, because you think you’re entitled to a land you and your ancestors have absolutely no legal claim to, but I didn’t know your “Birthright” included being small minded, hateful and annoying little gnats. Don’t think I read that in the brochure.
Speaking of your little clowns, you love to post like you’re trying out for a low budget revival of Friends, but talk shit about each other like you’re on a crappy reality show. Does Jordyn know you guys (especially Claire) speak about her behind her back, complaints of her being too extra, too annoying, and obviously not as pretty as the rest of you. This, in spite of my absolute disregard for her character, is quite hypocritical, when the rest of you rats aren’t quite the sights anyone would wish for yourselves. You all have moral high ground equivalent to someone who degrades POC PNMs for fun… oh wait, that’s actually something you all did.
Does Claire know that you speak your grievances about her to Leigh and Ella, about how you think she gets too try hard around Jack and his friends, and how she copies everything you do? And the only reason you don’t say anything is because you don’t want to lose someone you deem “inferior” to you, to boost your unwarranted sense of high self importance? You’ve said you don’t see her as an equal, looks, money, or intelligence wise, so obviously she’s not a threat to you and Jack, oh no no. You can get off whatever superiority complex you feel you have over her but you must have a delusion akin to mental illness if you truly don’t see how low of a specimen you are. Then again, she loves the fact she’s the closest to you, because of the sense of importance it gives her. Maybe it makes up for the fact she’s liked him since high school, when they both went to school 30 mins away from each other? Guess she’s still salty she couldn’t break into the NTDP friend group cult that featured your “high quality” boyfriend and his ex (that Claire still follows, which is totally not weird) You also love to belittle Gigi because of her weight, or do you not remember getting drunk at Rick’s and telling people how fat and gassed you thought she was? If I can remember correctly I heard something close to “trailer park trash” but then again, lots of things sound exactly like that that I could have confused it with.
That leaves only Ella and Leigh, and whilst you don’t spew as much venom towards them, you’ve told Jack’s friends (especially the more noticeable ones) who have been interested in them that they’re good hookups but bad to date. Of course, only doing this because you don’t want them to upstage you in the WAG department. Because only you can be a wag, and only you can be ignored by all of the other Devils and Team USA wags, and only you can be not given merch every other player got for their partner, and only you can be shit talked by both groups for being standoffish, boring, and rude!!! I agree, that distinction should be solely reserved for you girl!!
Hope you didn’t make friendship bracelets when you were in Montauk for your super amazing best friend sisters!!!! Such a great group of intelligent, kind, and empowering group of women!!













