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frank langdon in his divorced dad apartment is canon to me!!!!
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Procurement Officer Shane Hollander, Ontario Public Service, Retired Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov, Cycling, the WTO-GPA Summary:
Ilya had dismissed the feeling out of hand, except he has now just spent half an hour in the bicycle shop considering the difference between 190 gsm and 250 gsm merino wool and which would best keep Shane warm while wicking sweat during his morning commutes.
This is yet another thing Ilya has never done before. The only person whose sweat he has ever contemplated the wicking of has been himself.
OMG. Stop whatever you're doing to go read this. Normally I'm a sensible person who bookmarks stories and then sticks them all in a single multi-story rec post because I feel bad cluttering people's feeds.
But this is too good! And has a criminally low number of kudos and comments! And is the perfect lighter reading (it touches on heavy themes but it's not a heavy story by any means).
This is what I wrote to the author: "This story deserves a million more comments and kudos! I'm so very picky about full AUs, especially those where Shane is not a hockey player because I have a hard time seeing him as something else, but your characterisation is top-notch. He brings the same intensity and focus to…civil service, lol. Which I think sounds very Canadian. But of course your Ilya is perfectly in character too. I truly feel like in this universe Ilya is the one who got dealt the worst hand, which I wasn't expecting because a Shane who got deprived of the chance to excel at hockey sounds too depressing for words…but they found each other and that's what matters! And this is also so funny. I love how the humour permeates this all. And the way you structured the story is also quite clever, I think this story felt much longer than the relatively low wordcount it has, I mean it as a compliment, it feels fully fleshed out and complete. This truly is a mark of a talented writer, imo. Anyway, thank you so much for writing, I can tell this story is going straight to my Kindle for many, many comfort re-reads!"
@thepittmonth > week 2: dynamics [insp/insp] melissa king & frank langdon
— never have I been sunburned, russians do not need spf, Shane
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my GOD just saw this and I’m mad but I’m also happy STOP FLIRTING FRANK!!!!! STOPPPPP!!!!! but also keep going
19 HR fic recs
Clean Sweep by @theburialofstrawberries | 29K | Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank. The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”| I'm pretty sure everyone and their mother has already read this, because it spread like wildfire through my circle...if you have been living under a rock, somehow, this is a canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane is Shane and Ilya is a janitor. This is totally going to be a classic in the fandom! So, SO good. Amazing characterisation and I love how the author remixed the main beats of canon and all the slight and big changes in this AU really work.
Don't stop believing (hold on to that feeling) | 33K | A series of vignettes following Shane's relationship with music through the medium of karaoke, set along the timeline of his relationship with Ilya.| I urge you to give this fic a chance, because going on the summary alone I honestly was very sceptical. And I shouldn't have been! I would have never imagined a story about Shane Hollander and bloody karaoke could be this good.
white collar crimes | 21K | So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it. His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander. Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.| Set during the situationship. Great characterisation and banter and feelings. Second chapter is my fave but it's all very good.
No Friction, Just Chemistry by @dragonmuse| 20K | After leaving behind his last job, Ilya threw himself into a new profession: making and selling all things one can pickle. His week revolved around the Sunday farmer's market. Everything seemed simple and predictable until a new vendor arrived late in the season.| I normally don't do full AUs but Vee is a genius and I'd trust them to hell and back. This was the perfect rom-com version of Hollanov. Cute, fun and in-character. It also comes as a podfic, read by the author, and that's always a big plus for me.
so you must like me for me by @alasse9 | 36.2K | It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.| Shane is outed before the draft, goes seventh and ends up in Ottawa. Best friends to lovers, a trope I really like that somehow works really well for Hollanov. Sweet and earnest.
(Oh I believe in) Yesterday | 9.4K | Time loops are just a fact of life to Wyatt, insane as that sounds. He’ll happily settle in for a repeat day every couple of weeks. Chances are he’ll wake up tomorrow morning and go to regularly scheduled practice. A teammate probably pissed off their wife, which is an easily fixed problem. Or, the Wyatt-Hayes-centric-time-loop-Boxing-Day-fight-fix-it-fic| A super a fun and original take on the time loop trope! Love Wyatt as our POV character, he's so well-written and his relationship with Lisa is just lovely.
All Love Must Leave but Search For It I Will | 23K | A shoulder injury takes Ilya out for the season ten games into his second year with the Ottawa Centaurs. With one good arm and an empty house, Ilya battles with memories of his parents and his mental health.| Good depiction of depression (I have a thing for stories that explore Ilya's mental health). Great characterisation.
babies born in the month of may by @bitterbloodyorange | 5K | Yuna Hollander and the Art of Raising a Winner Without Giving Him (or Yourself) Too Much of a Complex About It; Ilya Rozanov's Incomprehensive Guide to Charming Your Stoned Boyfriend| Really lovely Yuna character exploration.
multitasking by @emotional-synth-music| 7.3K | *I am in hell, Ilya thinks. He's awkwardly hard in his cup and layers of gear. He can't focus. How the fuck is Hollander functioning like this? Is he actually so gifted at hockey that he can play at this level and still have space to let the sex demon in his brain run rampant? Is this what he's like all the time? *|Crack treated seriously. Ilya can suddenly hear Shane's thoughts. Hot and so lovely.
when you leave here by @iddayidnight | 8K | “It just feels like such a nothing story," Shane says. "But my mom’s so fucking... worked up about it.” Ilya watches him. “I think,” he says carefully, “that your mom is also the parent of a teenage boy who played on that hockey team. And not just the manager of a person who is being asked for comment on a bad story. Yes?” (Shane was fifteen years old when he moved to Sarnia.)| Extremely painful to read but extremely good fic about hockey culture. Inspired by We Breed Lions (which I discovered and read thanks to this fandom, obvs). Amazing characterisation.
Pencil in the Rest | 87K | Scent patches were mandatory for anyone participating in World Junior's, but a lot of the Russian guys Shane saw in the hotel or around the rink had them loosely attached to their necks or not quite centered over their scent gland. Shane had been on his way to his parents' car when the wind shifted, and he smelled that Rozanov, leaning against the wall and not-at-all-surreptitiously fishing a carton of cigarettes out of his pocket, must have been one of them.| Omegaverse with fully realised world-building and great characterisation. Excellent use of the soulmate trope. Unputdownable.And I say it as someone who's usually meh on both these tropes.
winning streak by @citrusses | 9.1K | Everyone hates All-Stars. If anyone asks, Shane does, too.| Perfect, perfect Shane characterisation. Ilya is amazing too, but we are in Shane's head here. What All Stars means for our unhinged duo during the situationship era.
Shane As It Ever Was by @@exactphoify | 7.1K | Ilya wakes with no memory after an eventful night. Or maybe it wasn’t eventful. He doesn’t remember, that’s the problem.|Time travel fic. Short and sweet. And hot. Lovely.
oh well, I guess we're gonna find out! by @angel-deux-writes | 95K | Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again. Except, well. Then there are zombies.|Again, this took fandom over by storm for a reason, but if you haven't read it yet, my bookmark reads "OMG. Zombie apocalypse AU. Fucking perfect."
here we are and what the hell are we going to do with it | 24K | “Shane.” Ilya takes Shane’s head in his hands, squeezes his cheeks so that Shane looks puffy, absurd. Beloved. “I am saying that to me, even though you are retired, you will always be No. 1 hockey player. Fuck Wayne Gretzky.” That’s what does it, as Ilya knew it would. Shane rears back, spluttering, outraged, trying not to laugh. “Oh, I have committed blasphemy now. They will take back my citizenship, big crime, very sad.” Shane smoothes his hands along Ilya’s calves, rests his fingertips on Ilya’s ankles. “Fuck Wayne Gretzky,” he says. He looks like he can’t believe what he’s saying. Ilya wonders, distantly, if he can get it on tape to play back to himself when things feel particularly bleak. “We can live in exile together. I don’t care. You’re my, my best, my second best hockey player forever too.”| Probably the best 'Shane has to retire and comes to term with it all' fic out there. Excellent characterisation all around, I love that this was plenty angsty without being over the top.
Dance Yrself Clean | 3.3K | Two summers, nine years apart, and the changes they bring| Really good Ilya character study.
clouds in my coffee | 7.4K | A scandal breaks. Rose drives to Ottawa, to be not-alone.| A fic in which Rose gets some of the care and comfort she deserves.
When I Walk Into The Room, I Do Not Light It Up. Fuck. | 12.2K | Transitions are hard for Shane. Joining his husband's team turns out not to be an exception to that rule.| Shane struggles to adapt to Ottawa. Amazing Shane POV. Lots of hockey, which makes it all much more grounded and interesting.
Fracture and Collapse by @ilyapasta | 66K | Shane gets hurt three days before playoffs begin. It's nothing to worry about, really.| Really lovely and complex, layered exploration of who Ilya and Shane are, both individually and as a couple, in the wake of a potentially career-ending injury for Shane.
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HEATED RIVALRY — 1.02 "Olympians" | Chapter Eleven
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To the Anon who just sent me an ask...do send me a link when the time comes! I don't want to miss it. Good luck with your writing! You and the other writers are doing the lord's work. :)
I have 4 really long plane rides ahead of me would anyone like to recommend some HR fics to download? My MFL is too long to be useful. I have wide reaching taste my main qualifier is that you loved it too! WIPs welcome! If you tell me what you loved about the fic I will be extra delighted. Thank you ❤️
Tumblr coming through with the recs in the comments tysm everyone should peruse!
I found 5 stories I haven't read in the comments to this, and they all look awesome. The others are good too, it's only they're not new to me. :D
My favourite HR fic
This is for @citrusses, who asked for HR recs. These are not new recs, quite the contrary, these are all older stories that I've downloaded to my Kindle for frequent re-reading because I love them so much.
1) and i spit out the seed . AU, of the canon divergence kind. Basically Ilya and Shane get outed much earlier than in canon. Amazing characterisation and dialogue. The first HR fic I read basically.
2)Now, I normally don't care for AUs where they boys have a different profession, because despite how relatively little hockey there is in canon, the world of pro hockey is so much part of who Ilya and Shane are, and their dynamic, that I feel taking it away would make them unrecognisable...This fic here is the one exception so far. Ilya is still a hockey player, Shane is a surgeon. And it makes so much sense! Please give it a chance, you won't regret it.
clear to a hedgehog . 12 K
Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
3)english as a second language | 7.1K | set post 1.06, at the cottage | Shane's been fucking Ilya Rozanov for a decade and yet somehow the more time they spend together the more he realizes how little he actually knows about Ilya, like, as a person. As a partner. Again, he wishes he spoke Russian. That they had any shared native language besides sex and hockey.| This is one of my all-time favourite fic in this fandom. And I have read A LOT of fic, not literally all of it, but surely it is not for lack of trying. This is absolutely perfect Shane POV. And it features a lovely reflection on language and what it means. I teach English as a foreign language, so any story that focuses on this will always have a special place in my heart.
4)Too ripe not to split | 2.6K | Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”| Hot, hot, hot. Supernova hot. Perfect character voices too.
5)A Dozen Forget-Me-Nots | 6K | Hayden doesn't have hanahaki and if he does, it's purely platonic and if it's not, nobody ever has to know. Especially not Shane| This is Shane/Ilya but also Shane/Pike and Pike/Jackie. But you should read it! Like, I didn't even know this fandom trope, hanahaki diseases, before reading a couple in HR fandom, and it's not something that would appeal to me, but I love a good Hayden POV and also pining/unrequited love, and Pike can be such a moron, but he's a loyal moron. This was lovely.
6) Home Ice Advantage | 51K | Shane gets traded to Boston AU | One of the best AUs of the canon divergence kind out there, because it is plotty but not drawn out. I've already read it a few times and I fervently hope the author will continue the series.
7)black dog | 68 K | Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.| Magical realism. Sucked me in, took me by surprise and blew me away. I'm not saying more because it totally pays to go into this completely unspoiled, just know that I normally can't stand magic realism and I'm so glad this story wasn't tagged as such, otherwise I'd have never given it a chance and I would have seriously missed out.
8) Torture Me (With All I’ve Wanted) | 7K| Regina to Edmonton was nine hours by bus if the weather was decent; it took a bit longer if — for example — your bus lost power on Highway 11 just past Dundurn, Saskatchewan. | AU, canon divergence. During the World Junior CHampionship, the Team Russia bus breaks down and players get split up on the other buses. Guess where Ilya ends up? Amazing, amazing fic. Toomuchplor is probably one of the most talented writers in this fandom. This really captures well that liminal, dreamlike quality of nighttime driving, and our two heroes are believable teenagers.
9) Change Your Win Conditions | 102K | Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck. So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing. Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.| My obsession with AUs in the fandom stems probably from the fact that canon is so perfect as it is and there's only a certain amount of missing scenes/fill-in-the-gaps I can take. But taking out characters, changing their context/giving them a new challenge and seeing how the consequences spins out and yet they find their way to each other is the most interesting kind of intellectual exercise, to me. Mostly because it comes with all the feels! And this story is a stunning example of all that. What a journey.
10) Drop the Gloves | 8.4K | Shane has been trying to figure out how to ask Ilya to stop using condoms. He finally works up the courage the night Boston eliminates Montreal from the playoffs.| mcshrug writes some of the hottest sex in this fandom (and the bar is quite high). I don't think I need to say more than this. :D
11)i know where to draw the line | 61K | “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.” OR the 2016-2017 MLH season in a world where Shane was born three years earlier and Ilya was born three years later.| magneticwave is an amazing writer. Their other AU (clear to the hedgehog) was quite possibly my all-time fave AU in this fandom - and I have a thing for AUs!...until this one came along. I love how the age gap and Shane's maturity change their dynamic in some ways but also not fundamentally. This is SO well-written and engrossing. And there's so much hockey! And it's central to the story. I'm running out of superlative adjectives to describe this story. It's pathetic.
12)A Well-Organized Life by @409-conflict 11.8K | Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane. No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that. When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?| I normally don't rec WIPs, I'm making an exception for this because I was familiar with the author from The Pitt fandom, they are extremely talented, and I love their characterisation of Ilya especially here, it's so full of details, and his voice is perfect. I think this fic needs way more kudos and comments than it currently has. Go forth and make the author feel the love!
13)the art of long-term cohabitation | 5.5K | “Sometimes, I wish he was a worse person,” Ilya admits one night, while he and Yuna are doing the dishes. Shane and Ilya had come over for chicken parmesan, and it had been a lovely dinner, right up until David, clearing the plates, mentioned that he had met a guy at the store the other day who was a big fan of Shane’s, had a kid who idolized him. David asked if Shane could sign a piece of merchandise for him, maybe record a video. Shane said yes, because he had a rule, about doing things for child fans. Now, Shane was off shooting a video while Ilya did the dishes, and Ilya already knew the way it would require Shane to drag his public face up from the depths of his stomach, the work it would take him to shed it afterwards, the way it would taint this evening.| The summary doesn't really do justice to what I feel is the strength of this piece: it delves into the negative side of being in a committed relationship, the fighting, the difficulty in adjusting to being with another person who is, fundamentally, very different from you, and also how clinical depression might factor in from both sides. I'm making it sound boring and/or sad, when it's not. It's just so real and thought-provoking. And it has great characterisation. This anonymous author has such an excellent grasp on how Shane and Ilya work.
14)Alligator Bites Never Heal by @flawlessassholes| 72K | Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.| One of my fave AUs is finally complete! Definitely on a par with 'Concussion Protocol'. Superb! I'm sure you all know it already, judging from the number of hits, kudos and bookmarks.
15) anybody like you | 50K | It gets lonely at the top. In Sochi, unrivaled generational hockey talent Shane Hollander reconnects with his old skate training buddy, Joe.| This is an AU in which Ilya is a figure-skater, while Shane is still Shane. It is, quite simply, one of the best character studies for Shane out there. And what I love the most about it that tit shows us how toxic hockey culture is, how much of a fish out of water Shane is most of the time, and how it shouldn't have to be this way. And the author does it by giving Shane...friends. Non-hockey friends. And they are some of the most glorious OCs out there. There's of course, a fantastic slow-burn Shane/Ilya, but that is not the main draw here. It's, like, the cherry on top of an already awesome cake. This has been downloaded and gone to my absolute favourite collection on my Kindle.
16)Carrion Comfort| Flight 771 shouldn't have been any different than any of the hundreds of other flights that Shane has taken over the course of his career, aside from the fact that it was taking him towards his lifelong dream—towards the Olympics.| You know I normally don't rec WiPs but if you like survival stories, you HAVE TO go read this story and leave a comment every chapter, because it's seriously amazing. Mind the tags, as it is a serious and obviously well-researched story that is not afraid of going dark places. The characterisation is just perfect. And as a language nerd, I just love how Russian is used in this story (yeah, I don't unbderstand a single word of it, but that's what makes it great, that's how we're supposed to feel and the author trusts their readers!). This author deserves all the kudos and comments.
17) Concussion Protocol| Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow. For no particular reason. Certainly not because he’s fallen in love with Ilya Rozanov. | 49K | I have a thing for canon divergence AUs and this is one of my favorite. The sequel is equally good.
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