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I’ve reached the final form of writing procrastination: going through the years-accumulating big evil stack of paper

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like eels to a pizza

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NO

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I was going to post something funny on tumblr dot com but I got too distracted thinking about the droid in star wars that said “oooba”

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just finished s1. had to study this sad man's pretty face

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ONE WAY OUT

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Commissioned by @noctude volothamp geddarm x sans made in professional program gartic phone

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he has arrived

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peak is back and more harrowing then ever!

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crashed my friends’ waterdeep-based dnd module as gale dekarios this week the world is so beautiful

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crashed my friends’ waterdeep-based dnd module as gale dekarios this week the world is so beautiful

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florbo fleepus

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see.

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I was trying to think of something “worthwhile” to post on here, neglecting to remember the fact that most of ya’ll in a fugue state write florbo fleepus SEND

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i ran a dnd oneshot in a magical realism setting for my sister and her friends over the summer :-)

from left to right: a sorcerer who secretly hates magic & its users, a newbie warlock who's patron is... himself. from the future (mostly providing ominous portents) and a normal human youtube influencer pretending to be a tiefling wizard for clout

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I <3 the ethereal realm

I yearn to play funny time loop warlock man again some day. he has many crimes yet to commit. including the crime of fashion: I Got Banished to the Nine Hells and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt

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What’s your favorite hat

the weight of the cosmos… also beanies