nedi

bi menace | 19 | this is a snz blog ofc🪽

[nedisnzblog]

i have to admit one thing. i've never had an orgasm when having sex with someone else, i only have orgasms when i listen to sneezing or watch videos and masturbate. i don't know how i'm gonna have a partner someday and enjoy having sex with them if sneezing isn't a part of it..

[professorsn]

Made this for the ‘blr. Go wild. EDIT: Adding a few clarifications

"Sneezer" refers to a fellow sneeze fucker patreon, OF, ko-fi: can include TikTok YT IG on sneezing

[nedisnzblog]

i love this idea so muuuuch !!!!

[nedisnzblog]

ok so am i the only one that only thinks abt masturbating to wavs when i'm tipsy or drunk, any way it doesn't matter if i'm just tipy or already very drunk, that's all i can think about😭😭

[snzmeow-deactivated20250804]

MDNI NSFW

Had a waist trainer corset thing on and decided to show a bit more of my stomach but if you see my fat shining through… no you dont

[rell3050]

sneezing from behind is my absolute weakness 😩😩 #assman

[nedisnzblog]

this is the hottest shit ever i CAN'T

[sneezingfetishftw]

Reblog this if you’re a sneeze blog

Given the recommendations I’ve seen on tumblr, I feel like the kink community has expanded over the past few years and I’m curious how many of us there are now. So, if you’d like to help satisfy my curiosity, or if you just want more visibility so sneeze ppl can find your blog, please reblog this. If you’re cool with it, also put in the tags what year you started your blog.

[feverfangs]

someone sneezing while you're giving them head,, and they still cover, stifle, or turn away, as if their precum's not already all over your mouth.

+ bonus points if they still apologize or excuse themselves after, through shaky breaths & moans.

[nedisnzblog]

yes please..???

[nedisnzblog]

i'm in the bus rn and this hot ass dilf just started having the worst cough fit which led to him sneezing at the end. he keeps having these fits. i'm literally so turned on rn..

[warmasf]

Obsessed with sick cuddles. I love it when people have a bad cold and just long for affection and warmth. I love it when someone is sniffly and tired and feverish and cold, their body begging to be held and comforted. I love it when they lean into the touch of their caregiver/significant other with such pleading affection, they just need to be held. I love it when said caregiver holds them close and lets them rest their feverish head on their chest, whispering sweet nothings into their ear, because the poor thing just doesn’t feel good.

[nedisnzblog]

can someone PLEASE just get me a gf or a bf idgaf, just GIVE me one, so i can take care of them when they're sick :(( ion wanna read the fics again..

[nedisnzblog]

i think i'm getting a cold.. plz go away, i have to work tomorrowwww :(

[nedisnzblog]

i just drank two bottles of wine with my sister and she went to sleep now, i literally cannot wait to listen to some wavs and make myself feel amazing, WINE DRUNK + SNEEZE WAVS = FUCKIN HEAVEEEEEN 🙌🏼

[nedisnzblog]

every time i vape i feel so sneezy, like i don't even inhale it into my nose, yet i still sneeze like 3 times if i take a drag for just one time 😭😭 is this normal???

[feverfangs]

eating someone out and feeling their thighs squeeze your head when they sneeze,, thank you goondnight <3

[nedisnzblog]

OH MY GOSH 😭😭😭😭

[polycentricsnz]

Someone came up with the scenario of a milf passing her cold onto her girlfriend.

[nedisnzblog]

i just watched this movie. this is exactly what i needed to see.

[cursedandetc]

oh to be woken up on a crisp autumn morning by the sound of your lover sneezing

[nedisnzblog]

literally a dream morning 😖😖

[gay-for-the-snz]

We as a community do not talk enough about the inherent eroticism of the morning fit. Knowing that someone will, as a simple matter of course in their life, sneeze when they wake up!!

If it hits before they're even really conscious, bleary eyed and openly spraying their pillow, their blankets, their partner...

If it hits while they're dressing in the quiet dark, the sound of their footsteps falling out of rhythm before they sneeze and pick it back up...

If it hits while they're showering, the bathroom lights and the steam making it oh so much harder to hold back even if they wanted to...

If it hits during their commute, whether they're behind the wheel or a passenger with others around them...

It just doesn't miss!! It's perfect any way you slice it!!!

[nedisnzblog]

uhhhh my gosh, or like when they JUST wake up a lil, still all sleepy under the covers and start like stifling their sneezes and then the stronger sneezes that come after force them to fully wake up and then they get up and start sneezing much more and the sneezes are so strong it makes them bend a little UGH STOPPP (just made a whole scenario in my head hahah)

[nedisnzblog]

does anyone like get kinda scared bc of the fact that ur future partner won't have the fetish or won't be willing to do anything including the fetish.. like sex life is a big part of a relationship for most of the people and i'm so scared that i won't be able to like actually have a good sexual relationship with my significant other if they're weird abt it..

just some thoughts..

[nedisnzblog]

literally the best fkn thing i when u get into the shower, get that water pressure on ur cl!t and get all horny so u know what you're gonna do when u get out.. so i just did that, got out of the shower, sat on my bed, listened to some wavs and ;)