hello

i’m freddie noctude art tag//music

[noctude]

scatterghost

art i’m proud of // my music (@cuttlephone)

compendium of miscellaneous beasts

chords, tabs, and scores of my music (incomplete list)

commissions : closed

hi i’m noctude welcome to my house.

be kind :-)

[crabussy]

I like that the number of fingers animals have varies so ridiculously throughout the animal kingdom. humans have 5 per limb. cats have 5 on their front limbs but 4 on their hind limbs. a lot of birds have either 4 or 3 digits per limb. ostriches, some sloths, and some chameleons have 2 digits per limb. horses have 1 digit per limb. what are we even doing can we standardise this nonsense. imagine how embarrassing it'll be if aliens discover us and find out we still haven't agreed on what a sensible number of fingers is

[scorchroots]

I've never loved anyone as much as I love Ursula Le Guin

[noctude]

Have you watched project hail mary? The visuals are absolutely gorgeous and (while my 1 complaint is they dumbed the characters down a bit) the story was really good, i think youd enjoy it perhaps

I have & I liked it very much!!

[noctude]

what kind of animal is this and why is it three discrete logos

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[noctude]

my regular analog nothing

[eggl-rd]

whats the funniest color

red

orange

yellow

green

blue

purple

pink

Remaining time: 3 hours 55 minutes

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[wheezing-er]

Ask me about my knowledge!

[ussalcrab]

what are your top 3 things you know?

[wheezing-er]

1. Spinning

2. Twirling

3. Girling

[wheezing-er]

Don’t ask me anything.

[wheezing-er]

Ask me about my knowledge!

[noctude]

my sister: when does the show come out. with the two gay men

me: the???

her: the two gay men. one big one little.

me: one big one little???????

her: they have red chairs

me: .......TASK, MASTER......

[noctude]

i watched her struggle to write a response to this for fifteen to twenty minutes and this is what she came up with

[noctude]

my sister: when does the show come out. with the two gay men

me: the???

her: the two gay men. one big one little.

me: one big one little???????

her: they have red chairs

me: .......TASK, MASTER......

[eggl-rd]

you can catch a bug in your hands and keep it safe in there as long as you never open your palms back up nothing can hurt it. 1 2 4 hours 8 hours 16 hours 2 days 1 week . just keep your hands clasped gentle around it and itll be safe forever, hands clasped throughout your day and careful while youre asleep even when they cramp keep them clasped. and when youre ready a few weeks or months or years from when you caught it you can open your hands up and see how safe your bug is

[crimewave420]

i’m seeing little green men and i’m starting to like it

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am