#stoplickingthedamnthing

[chaoswritesthemultiverse]

I adore sweet, tender, loving Gale. Of course I do. HOWEVER most of the time...

i really need this man to address me like i am his feral rescue cat and i am trying to eat plastic

[cherrydj-l]

this is like his most innocent urge girl leave him alone

[littlestarbigfangs]

Gale "Cat Dad" Dekarios

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

[freesidexjunkie]

i think the reason that Gale, monster fucker extraordinaire, gets so mad at you for licking the spider carcass is bc the only magic meat he wants you to put in your mouth is HIS

[xvesperrose]

You licked a dead spider.

Dead. Spider.

You licked it.

That is something that happened.

[edenza]

It took three saves for me to do the spider thing and it was worth every second

[spicygremlinchick]

Okay but why hasn’t anyone made a comic based on the iCarly swing set joke where it’s Gale and Tav talking about the time Tav licked the dead spider? Why isn’t that a thing that’s happened yet?