my leg just broke?

new hotline, who bling? || this blog was opened cuz i broke my leg some years ago and was bored, thank u leg!!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[morbidlycrunchy]

[em0-dads]

Me: I hate corny shit

*sees something corny*

Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…

[starwarsgenerator]

she wears short skirts, i have the high ground

[evocationwizard]

it’s over anakin, i’m on the bleachers

[o-wise-corvid]

She’s cheer captain, you underestimate my power

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[thebootydiaries]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[theoppositeofadults]

<3

[godofsmallthings]

i can’t wait until people realize that child labor laws should apply to family vlog channels too

[dear-ao3]

[badkidgorgug]

winner

[grimsreblogs]

gender of being a funny little guy. a he/he/he , if you will.

[throneofyord]

[dumbfricker-deactivated20141125]

finally found the site for me

[tastefullyoffensive]

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

[toastbutteregg]