i have become addicted to sending people mail, there really is no greater headrush than sending a solitary napkin in the mail im gonna send my roommate a homemade unicorn pinata full of mike and ikes. why? because i fear no god and eat no demons

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i have become addicted to sending people mail, there really is no greater headrush than sending a solitary napkin in the mail im gonna send my roommate a homemade unicorn pinata full of mike and ikes. why? because i fear no god and eat no demons
*takes a deep breath*
whats the punchline ?
there is none, i just like to breathe
why’d you reply to your own post?
“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????
Mental illness is stored in the balls
mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell
my daily routine
wake up (8 am)
cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)
listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)
punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)
sleep (8 pm)
*hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard* “hands you a lil-*
Me when I see a . Funny post about
Dirt
Shoes are such a fucking scam. I wanna put my feet in the mud. Fuck you!
me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess
LOL
Same energy 😂
I cannot b r e a t h e
completely illegal how dare u exist like this
He is fucking innocent of all crimes
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
The tides coming in, hurry up dude.
Tide got him but he’s ok.
He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?
His best bud just showed up to help him.
Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.
Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.
OH NO!
CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”
HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!
WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.
UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.
IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!
THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”
BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!
I THINK THIS IS IT!
SHE’S APPROACHING!
YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!
OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.
ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college
bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy
and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry
and y’all wanna know the funniest part? immediately after this trend blew up, the Men decided to sexualize the hell out of these girls. this included movie adaptations and pornos where the skirts were made shorter and the tits were bigger cause apparently they had found their new fetish
but here’s how they actually looked, and it’s actually pretty badass:
so anyways. who up for a girl gang
more about the Sukeban girl gangs: X
you should experience this. via
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Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.
I can vouch for this. Click the link. :)
i love this!
“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”
Minecraft Players:
this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.
hi what the Fuck