Lost in Canada

Just call me Canada

[utterlylostincanada]

Moving Accounts

Due to some technical complications I guess I need a new account (thanks tumblr); you can now find me as @totallylostincanada Thanks, hope I can catch you all over there.

[darrencalvert]

People often say to me: “You draw like some kind of inhuman machine.  If I eat your brain, will I gain your power?”  The answer is yes, but there is another way. The key to precise drawing is building up muscle memory so that your arm/hand/fingers do the things you want them to do when you want them to do them.  Teaching yourself to draw a straight line or to make sweet curves is just a matter of practice and there are some exercises you can do to help improve. If you’re going to be doodling in class or during meetings anyway, why not put that time to good use?

[sarahseeandersen]

[primus0ptimus-blog]

Visit Original Link

Listen to this, whenever you’re sad or mad, down or unhappy, and tell me it doesn’t put a smile on your face. 

[utterlylostincanada]

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

[karlcat]

salt levels of the signs

saltier than the red sea: gemini, virgo, scorpio, capricorn

more salt in body than water: aries, cancer, leo, sagittarius

equal balance salt and sugar: taurus, aquarius, libra

freshwater: pisces

[sirartwork]

This took way longer than I had hoped, thanks in no small part to how many times Flash crashed on me, but it’s finally “done:”  BLUNDERTALE

thank you all for your patience and support.  i’ll keep doing my best to give you the good yucks, but the new job is going to keep me strapped for time, and harsh reality is pushing me more towards trying to monetize the content.  so look forward to SIR selling the fuck out at some point in the nebulous future

[president-coriolanus-snow]

Canada loses an entire city due to wild fire -- Yes you read that correctly.

Within the last week Canada has lost an entire city due to wild fire and it is rapidly spreading, and expected to double in size. Fort McMurray has been ablaze all week and the fire is spreading towards Saskatchewan. Attempts to put the fire out have been failing because the fire is so hot water it is evaporating before it can do any good. 

Dry and extremely windy conditions are fueling the blaze, which has already scorched more than 1,560 square kilometers (602 square miles) and displaced tens of thousands of people.

These people are no longer evacuees … They’re refugees. 

Rain is to be expected next week, but a downpour is needed to tame a monstrous fire – which is the size of Hong Kong and is almost 25% bigger than New York City – that has displaced about 88,000 people, wiped out 1,600 structures including homes, schools and hospitals, and sent plumes of smoke as far away as Iowa.

Here is a link if you want to help, please share this, this is a huge tragedy and these people need help. 

http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/want-to-help-those-fleeing-fort-mcmurray-heres-how/

These aren’t screen captions from a movie this is happening RIGHT NOW less than 1000 miles away from my own home. 

[utterlylostincanada]

Friend: Look at this cute guy im talking with! :)

Me, a simple asexual: ah yes, their face seems.. well proportioned. .. ?

[ev01art]

rough fanart from stream.  redhead friday apparently lol

[mrakobulka]

commission for SpiritOfBeard

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[bouncyenvos]

@nexerxv

[applebees-mcfriday]

[kaisacheron]

This is… oddly beautiful.

[melissapaigexx-deactivated20170]

Omg. I love this post so much

[kaisacheron]

STAY TIL THE ENDING OMG

[yungdesideratum]

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR

[mrakobulka]

Need help!

My dog got infected by a tick that bit him a couple of days ago and is in an extremely bad condition right now. The medical bill for his treament is going to be at least 500$ and needs to be covered asap.

I would really appreciate it if you could consider commissioning me, or spreading the info around!

You can find my prices and commission info here 

Also, I still have a couple of open adoptables being sold here and here

One last thing: for those who might know my paypal adress and might want to send donations - please, don’t. I aprecciate the gesture, but I have a merchant paypal account and receiving donations will only get me in trouble. 

[ev01art]

ending the stream with a 1 hour sketch.  Apparently the theme was 90s anime lol

[ev01art]

sketched spike in me stream