j / 18 / uk

im jack im 18 and i like dogs

[grimspy-deactivated20201130]

why is everyone sad

[cungadero]

dopamine machine broke

[babyfairy]

y’all: *put all sorts of dick and balls and ass and whatnot on my dashboard at 3 in the afternoon*

me:

[uumadella]

yeah, you could say im broken

[uumadella]

wassup tumblr im back bunt now instead of cutting myself im addicted to drugs

[uumadella]

I dyed my hair that pretty blonde colour you liked

[luckily]

Mr. Robot (2015)

[cockhunt]

[thelastdiadoch]

[uumadella]

Due to the size of my tatas, I'm in a lot of pain daily. Going private is the only option I have

[uumadella]

me: *opens Facebook app*

facebook: you tryna show everybody this slideshow of your titties?

[uumadella]

me: *opens Facebook app*

facebook: you tryna show everybody this slideshow of your titties?

[uumadella]

me: *opens Facebook app*

facebook: you tryna show everybody this slideshow of your titties?

[qlexie]

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

[squeakitties]

shadow the hedgehog is old enough to legally be considered a senior citizen in some municipalities 

[squeakitties]

[ghostlywriterr]

Eyes of Michelangelo’s David.

[thebonegardens-deactivated20171]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[fuckheadwitha]

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

[memewhore]