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 wren, they/them hi! I mainly write crack fics and are labeled with cf so you know. theyre pretty cringy but theyre fun to write so idc. Enjoy whatever hell my brain puts onto digital paper!

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warnings: idk if this is needed but for safety there is a small mention of being shot or hung.

random thing i cant get out of my head:

the possible end song by bo burnham but mc singing, and possibly mammon singing back, the first 2 parts of the “so long goodbye” section. Followed by the rest of that section and the “am i going crazy” over a montage of the boys grieving over mc and hosting their funeral. Then, when the “if i wake up in a burning house” part starts its belphie being put on trial or being thrown in a dungeon while he reflects on himself. Theres the option that he keeps asking himself why he did it but never finding the answer. As the “oh shit, you’re really joking at a time like this” hits its belphegor being prepped for his execution. Then when the beat drops for the “well well look whos inside again” he gets shot or hung for his crimes.

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random headcanons/scenarios me and my friend came up with pt. 1

Lev CANNOT dress. I don't mean he struggles to understand color combos. I mean, he wears neon tie-dyes with khaki shorts.

He also LOVES shopping out of the juniors section. He actively tries to buy these clothes that are too just small because he loves the patterns. Both his parents and the team nags him for it.

The first time the team saw him like that was a "team bonding activity" that Kuroo put together to welcome the new first years. The only people who showed up were Lev, Shibayama, Yaku, Kuroo, and Kenma (because Kuroo forced him to). Kuroo had this glorious plan of window shopping at the nearby mall.

They all spent the day going to various stores, trying on random clothes and outfits for the hell of it. On the way out, Lev almost trips when he passes Khols. He BEGS Kuroo to stop in there to show them the random outfit ideas he can come up with. Everyone humors him, so they go in and wait outside the dressing rooms.

A few minutes pass, and Lev comes out in a green shirt that says some half-assed dinosaur pun. He's got bright purple shorts on and the look on his little face. He is so proud of himself.

Everyone is sitting in silence. Kenma even looks up from his PSP. It's only broken when Lev asks what they think, and everyone loses it. Kuroo is on his hands and knees, on hand clutching his stomach, wheezing. He'd be hyena laughing right now if he could stop to get a breath in.

Yaku is snapping a photo from every angle. He NEEDS to show the others. He's doing everything in his power to capture this moment so he can shame Lev for it later.

Kenma has back against the wall, sitting on one of those leather couches, kicking his legs as he loses his mind. He can't handle that Lev, just came out in that. He came out. IN. THAT. FIT?!?!

Shibayama is the only one not laughing. His jaw has hit the goddamn floor. His brain? Broken. He thought Lev was so cool and tall, and now...? He doesn't even know what to think about him anymore.