Are you Nigelous?

This blog is complete crack

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      ❝ Go look in a mirror. ❞

“Why would I need to do that? There wouldn’t be any elephants there, love.”

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        ❝ Bi-Han’s a bitch. Just saying. ❞

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“Well that’s not nice... I have a smashing idea! Let’s go find some elephants!”

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“Did you know that a giraffe’s tongue is so long, it can be used to clean their ears? Isn’t that fascinating? How convenient would that be?”

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When things are smashing just right.

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“Oh my, it seems I’ve gotten myself a bit lost.”

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Nigel: “WHy should i talk to this man about monkeys??” Nigel’s Brain: U gotta

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Blarghughlargs @ u all

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Hands him a polished rock, expecting bamboo in exchange

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“Fantastic work there Bam Bam, how about a little bamboo? I bet you’re hungry.”

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He has a panda following him everywhere now. Nigel made a new bamboo loving friend !

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Nigel is ecstatic! He’s going to introduce her to his family. He also has nicknamed her “Bam bam”.

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Drools on his lap

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“Woopsie daisy. How about we get you some bamboo my dear friend?”

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I'M BACK FROM MY ERRANDS

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“Smashing! Did you bring the bird seed I asked for?”

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Her mun gives Nigel ice cream in the shape of a rhino.

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“Oh my goodness, isn’t this just smashing!” 

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*Sees him even approach and shoots him again tbH*

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Makes loud and obnoxious Nigel noises at him tbh.

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Female thief sneaks behind Nigel before pit pocketing his undies off of his bare bum, (Somehow in "one piece") pants still on before sneaking away

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“Ah... it seems I’ve lost my knickers... how in blazes did that happen?”

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The 12th icon in your folder is your muse's reaction to finding a naked man in their house

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