@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it
Will report back soon
Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:
j im exploding you
I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn
I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.
I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?
Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.
teehee…
I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~
UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.
TOO FUCKING BAD
I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!
I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!
You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!
J I swear to me
I’m cliterally employed
Stop working yourself to death!
You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.
Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.
I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!
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J.
JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST
You are literally the ONLY person still working there
The company is DISSOLVED
Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!
And that other stuff is none of your business!!
JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!
J.
You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?
Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?
They are VERY dead.
Take the damn break.
Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!
I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.
Hello, V.
Did you need something?
I need you to TAKE A DAMN BREAK.
I will, during the break times that are designated by the JCJenson™ workbook.
You'd know this if you had ever bothered to read through it, V.
I don’t have the time nor energy to read THAT.
It’s like…. 18000 pages…
Don’t tell me you ACTUALLY read the whole thing.
I brush up on the details bi-monthly, it's what corporate recommends! It's very reasonable actually.
…
I’m going to attack you
We’re fighting.
Come on, V. Don't do this, I've got work to get done. And I'm sure, it'd be a waste of your time to have to spend the night regenerating.
Oh trust me, I won’t be the one needing to spend the night regenerating.
You’ve been so cooped up in work lately that you’ve been missing the sparring sessions me, N, and Uzi have.
Plus I’m pretty sure it’s been three days since you’ve last slept.
Trust me, you will be spending the night regenerating.
I wouldn't need to spar. I've always been more adept at fighting than you, especially N. There's a reason I, out of the three of us, was chosen to lead our squad. Heh- Actually more than one reason.
Always sleep is not even a part of this conversation and it doesn't matter how much I've slept, I'm still good at fighting.
Okay, sure.
You’ve barely left your office for weeks, aren’t taking care of yourself, yet you think you can take me right now?
I- A- You have no idea about any of that-! It's not your business-! And I could totally take you right now!
Though, I'd rather finish up this paperwork before that though.
Mhm… okay… sureeeeee.
Also, FINE! Keep working yourself to death because apparently that’s your number one goal in life. -_-
I absolutely could!
My goal is to be a good leader, and employee. Which I am succeeding at!
Explodes your paperwork with my mind.
Explodes you with my mind.
TAKE A DAMN NAP.
Y'know that you're not really exploding anything... Right, V?
I will take a nap when I need one, I'm perfectly fine as of now. Stop with your weird version of worrying about me, V.
DIE
Die
No thanks, I did that once and it wasn't a pleasant experience.
The next time I see you I am going to burn your papers, factory reset your work computers (yes, plural, I know you have secret backup ones), and change your JcJenson login to something you will NEVER be able to guess.
That'd be tampering with company property, and I'd be obligated by corporate to reprimand you as your squad leader, force is the recommended course of punishment in a scenario like that.
The price of the repairs would also come out of your salary, and you'd probably be receiving a dock in your pay.
How about I tamper with company property by shoving my tail so far down your throat that you’ll have to live with my stinger in your intestines for the rest of your life like a fish that got gut-hooked?
ALSO WE DON’T GET PAID????
Come on, V. Y'know that wouldn't end well for you. I mean, come on- Be specific here. How would you ever be able to get me into a position where that'd happen?
Let's be realistic here, V.
Yeah, we do. Cyn just blocked all of our payments over the years.
Okay so here is how:
You’re very weak because you haven’t slept in 728372727 years
I tie you up with your tail
And guthook you
