Logic? What's that?

The unholy offspring of mother hisui and the best Pokemon

[hisuianserperior]

Reposted with permission from @drawnfamiliarfaces because Tumblr won't let me pin asks and I need to see my girls!!! And now so will you. SERIOUSLY THEY LOOK AMAZING!

[botanyshitposts]

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[flipocrite]

[clickityweasel]

[catboybiologist]

Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics

[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[chillyfeetsteak]

terrible post

[lazylittledragon]

I have to ask, because I've heard new parents complaining about it forever. What would be Jinx reaction if someone went "aww she's adorable when are you having a sibling for her?"about Ihsa. Because apparently that's something people ask

i think she would have 2 options:

make up an absolutely horrific story about why she can't have any more children (complete with tears. because if you ask questions like that you should be prepared for a horrible answer)

tell them that she actually has six others at home, this child is just her favourite and the only one allowed outside

if anyone said something like "oh don't you think she'd be happier if she had a sibling to play with?" she would be like. well funny you should say that because i have a sibling and that actually caused both of us a LOT of trauma. so i think she's fine.

[shut-up-jab]

with the context of Jax being canonically transfem the visit to the digital lake hits different.

miserable, sitting off to the side instead of getting a Marketable Summer Outfit™ from Caine's changing booth and joining in on the fun. the argument with Pomni at the end of the gun episode is probably still on her mind, but as a trans woman, i can attest to how even the idea of going to the beach can evoke dysphoria.

also telling that this is where we get this line from Jax:

[yxorul]

To the people who have been asking for Armadylan (and Ice Cub) in the villains AU your wait is finally over 😌

Here they aree, the heroic duo— Armadylan and FrostBear ✨️

In this AU, Armadylan, being new to the city, wanted to be a hero. A good hero. Unfortunately, the Night Time Kids aren't exactly his ideal picture of a hero team. They're honestly more anti-hero than anything. Saving the city because they have to. Of course, that can change as they continue to develop themselves throughout the AU. Though, if I had to pick, Night Ninja is the most heroic between him, Luna, and Capt. Romeo.

Since they're the only real hero team in the city, Armadylan kind of placed them on a pedestal, having high expectations (in terms of heroics) for the Night Time Kids. that ended up with him wanting to be in with the Night Time Kids. They humored him at first but it leads to an eventual rejection.

Left bitter he eventually ran into Gator, they managed to hit off actually. Comparing who's the strongest and having the usual fun rough housing, Armadylan would eventually share his dreams of being a hero. Even though Gator is a villain here, he tries to help him out. Getting the armadillo-themed hero something to do, Gator asks SuperNova for some ideas but the Star villain took one look at Armadylan and refused. He said that the hero was 'too unpredictable'.

Then that was it. Gator wanted to push back on SuperNova, but didn't. He knows to not to mess with the person who literally holds his power crystal, so he just quietly apologized and went along with Nova. Armadylan was already pretty bitter from the first rejection, this second one made him angry. He impulsively launched an attack on SuperNova, or well- he tries to before getting absolutely bodied.

With that, Armadylan realizes that he doesn't need the help of the Night TIme Kids or anyone really. This city needs an actual hero. And for awhile he believed that he is the only true hero in Tarabiscoville.

After awhile of being a solo hero, he met Ivan during the day. He helped the kid out after bumping into him, became fast friends with each other. Wanting to be a good friend to Ivan, he started to hunt for something nice to gift him. That's when he overheard one of the other characters (I don't know which one yet) discuss something about a new power source and he thought that it might be a good gift for his new friend.

Commotion happens (tbh I haven't really thought of this part as well lmao) and it happens right outside of Ivans' house. Similar to the episode where he debuted. Ivan leaves his home to check what's all the noise about and it ended with Armadylan tossing this power source gift, be it the Ice Crystal or the Bad Asteroid (though personally I think the bad asteroid doesn't make any sense, it was an asteroid of literal badness but Ivan was just that good ig), towards Ivan.

He uses it to become FrostBear to be a hero and help Armadylan fight off the other villains. From then on, Armadylan and FrostBear have eachother's backs, being the city's heroic duo ✨

[k1mmy-esc]

Been listening to Humansongs and gave me an idea of Sage in the far future. Eggman’s long gone and she’s been deserted in Empire ruins, still trying to keep the place running…

Oh look- She made a friend!

[k1mmy-esc]

This joke was probably made a couple times.

[casterintherye]

love that the supergirl movie confirms that kryptonians aren’t weird ubermensch fascists and clark’s parents were just weird. Like they were just Scientologists or something

[collydanny2]

Isn't she lovely?

[itz-pandora]

A Doodle for my fic, Left in Night Babylon

[sketchyfandomgirl]

Thinking of Grace on Erid sleeping in and jolting in a panic thinking “I’m late for school!” only to tell himself he’s a grown man and goes back to bed.

Only to jolt back up in panic, remembering he’s a teacher. But then again, belatedly remembers that he’s not on Earth anymore and doesn’t teach middle school now. He lies down once again.

Only to jump up one last time, remembering:

“I’M A TEACHER ON ERID!”

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

The Middle Height Girlfriend Dilema

[hisuianserperior]

Look me in the eye and tell me these two aren't related in some way

[rhiotta]

I forgot I had a lil scenario for Ralsei swearing buried in my layers. I filled out any gaps it was missing, and here it is. Expansion of this post.

[my-dailydreams]

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws