Logic? What's that?

The unholy offspring of mother hisui and the best Pokemon

[hisuianserperior]

Reposted with permission from @drawnfamiliarfaces because Tumblr won't let me pin asks and I need to see my girls!!! And now so will you. SERIOUSLY THEY LOOK AMAZING!

[ossy-serenity]

check-up

[sailf1she]

Putting a lil bit of fresh paint on em and doing more rewrite workkkk (guys I'm working on this frfr trust)

Part of a mini comic for how Reburst gang get together 👇👇👇

[lunalockser]

Another thing about Been 10 is that he won against the Highbreeds by forcibly diversifying them with his woke leftist agenda and that is so dear to me lol.

Also the fact that he had babies and we never got to see them again is wild. I want to see the Little Chills.

[helis97]

Ahzimu saying things like he has already been to jail. Not even his brother, Atta, can help him now. And before you ask, they are both adopted.

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when people go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[tigerwolfdemon21]

Soo as Rumi gets older it also effects her Demon!mode. So ya know how cats, especially girl cats who've been spayed, has that little tummy pouch (like the cat equivalent of a Fupa?) that wibble wobbles when they walk? Yeah Demon!Rumi gets one of them. Her kids have a field day teasing her about it.

So adolescent/teen demon! babies just running underneath Demon!Rumi to make it wibble wobble. Lovingly calling it her Eomma squish.

The funny part is that Rumi doesn't really have much of a fupa in her human form, but since cats have looser skin it makes it droop.

Demon!Rumi: (putting her big old peets on the back of the sofa to stretch to hide her squish, looks around and sees that her kids aren't there, so moves her peets off and flops on her side)

Demon!Jack & Demon!Mimi: (immediately appeared out of nowhere and begin nipping her tail, pouncing on her and general irritations)

Demon!Rumi: (gets up after bapping the twins)

Demon!twins: (take turns running underneath her squish)

-five minutes later in their dance studio-

Mira: So on that next lyric do you think we should turn toward the audience or each other ?

Zoey: I mean we could-

Demon!Rumi: (teleports in carrying the twins by the scruff, drops them in the studio and teleports back upstairs)

Mira: (cooing) were you two being annoying? huh? (pulling them into a hug and giving them lots of head kisses)

Zoey: Aww widdle babies!! With widdle baby beans!!

Demon!Twins: (moos in complaint as they receive the same level of annoyance they dished out to Rumi)

-meanwhile-

Demon!Rumi: (flops back on her side)

Demon!Emmett and Demon!Sean: (walk over and cuddle against her squish and start making biscuits on it while purring and chuffing)

Demon!Rumi: (deep sigh, realizing she can't escape her children squishing her tiger fupa)

[polytrixtrutherforlife]

as a kid rumi had a fuck ton of energy so when celine was at her wits end she just put on the king julien version of “i like to move it” or some shit and just let rumi have at it until she fell asleep

celine ended up creating a “rumi’s zoomies” playlist. and it had whatever nonsense seven year old rumi was hyperfixated on at the time. it ranges from cute theme songs of shows or songs she liked to crazy frog

rumi is mortified that celine still has the playlist, and worse - she’s more than happy to show it to zoemira. zoey and mira are obviously deeply entertained by this revelation. when zoey has zoomies now (because of course she’d still have them) she puts on i like to move it.

rumi makes the unfortunate (for her) discovery that when she hears king julien say “i like to move it move it” she still gets zoomies

[writingdose]

genuine writers getting wrongly accused of using ai because of witch hunt and proper grammar/structure in their works must be what being a woman in the 1600s who is wrongly accused of being a witch because she can read and is intelligent feels like

[brainstreams]

[transformativeworks]

[ID: A screenshot of Boromir of Gondor from Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring, standing in Rivendell and staring (at either Legolas or Aragorn) off camera. The subtitle has been edited to say

AO3 has no App.

AO3 needs no App.

/ID]

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[foralittlewile]

Actually, on the note of Eridians being natural multitaskers (capable of both fully engaged conversations and complex tasks simultaneously), while humans are... Not Like That, I think the human habit of going on "autopilot" would also be totally foreign to them.

Rocky is having a conversation with Grace while he's furiously typing at the computer, going "Uh huh. Mm. Yeah." every time Rocky pauses. What a good listener Grace is today, Rocky thinks happily! No arguing, how unusual!

Then he tries to bring the topic back up later and Grace has NO IDEA what he's talking about. "Grace agreed when Rocky said this meeting was at a good time!" "What?! No I didn't, you literally never talked to me about this!" "ROCKY DID. THREE HOURS AGO. EARTH HOURS. GRACE MADE AGREEABLE HUMAN NOISES AND SAID YEAH. ROCKY OKAYED MEETING WITH GRACE PERMISSION. GRACE SETTING ROCKY UP, QUESTION?" Rocky briefly thinks maybe human memories ARE that bad — but no, Grace has never forgotten a conversation they've had in such a short timeframe before.

He is NOT happy to learn that humans are capable of certain pre-programmed responses that we can just... automatically do when our brains are elsewhere.

What do you MEAN you can fake an entire conversation without absorbing any of it? How does that even work? Why?? GRACE DIDN'T EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT ROCKY WAS SAYING. HOW can Grace give such convincing responses???? And JUST TO TRICK ROCKY INTO THINKING HE WAS LISTENING????!??!? FOR WHAT BENEFIT??????????????? WHY WOULD HUMANS EVOLVE THIS??!!??!!!!!

It sends him into a brief rage of demanding to know why human brains can't just function completely consciously on several levels "LIKE NORMAL," before begrudgingly admitting at least it's not as fucking creepy as sleeptalking.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[garnetislovegarnetislife]

there’s something so fun to me about the idea of mira scruffing rumi and zoey when she thinks theyre getting too insane. she says she’s “picking them up like my disobedient cats” and even though she’s annoyed she does listen to zoey’s lecture that “actually you really shouldnt do that to cats-“ while carrying her and an equally enthralled rumi away from the madness they were involved in

[coksi-likes-shrimps]

I didn‘t know the dragon flame was transferred through the tiddy ..? 🤨

Genuinly why did they place Icy‘s hand there if they could‘ve just moved it onto Bloom‘s sternum?? 😭😭 unfortunate choice

[lady-angst]

Naww, not even ai slop can save Icy from the allegations, this is just hilarious

[coksi-likes-shrimps]

It gets even funnier because she follows it up by saying „I only gave it to you because I didn‘t want Vexius to have it“ (denial) and then next episode has a crash out where she first aggressively tries to forget this ever happened (denial again) and then proceeds to hunt down Bloom to yell „Bloom! Fight me! 1 on 1!“ Like just ask her out on a date at this point 😭

[isabelaleleh]

Surprise attack (Revenge)