Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

london, bored

[moisturiser]

adulthood be like: *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *washes dishes* *puts away dishes* *wash

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[ohevoyev]

men like the joker because clown recognizes clown, all part of the same clown fraternity honk sigma pi

[l2g-deactivated20240513]

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

[whitepeopletwitter]

[steveandbucky]

[desertputa]

My kink is someone pronouncing my name right.

[y0umakbutifulthings]

and spelling it

[persimmon444-deactivated2021052]

Also in my Soviet history class we’re reading the diaries of this teenage girl growing up in the 1930s during the height of Stalinist terror and it just strikes me how like…all teenage girls are exactly the same. No matter what time no matter what culture. I understand her because I am her 

[bopeep]

me to my future daughter: ur beautiful and cute bc u look like me

[ofctouch-deactivated20220311-de]

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[rosecrystal]

men really be talking to me and think im listening

[dutchster]

hold on. you want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal

[addictedtothe-thrill]

[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[ulibeanzz]

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

[daffodi1-remade]

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

[werewolfofsector2814]

Yeah… &?

Is it any different that women seeing cute things & wanting to squish their face?

[genderidentitty]

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

[wellbutrinboy]

god grant me the serenity to do it to em

[wellbutrinboy]

and the courage to accept that i had to