Broken/Fixed

Slytherin//Cancer//INFJ

[half-blood-princessh]

[vanta-gold]

Ink & sketchbook

[strugglingslytherinkid]

MC: When you said “magical in bed”, this wasn’t what I actually expected.

Charlie, holding the eight of hearts: is this your card?

MC: holy shit

[feministism]

[thoughtsaboutsnape]

Snamione for the ship thing?

shops for groceries

Hermione. Severus would probably starve if she left him to his own devices.

kills the spiders

Crookshanks. Hermione has tried telling him to leave the spiders alone. Severus just laughs at her.

comes home drunk at 3am

Hermione is a total lightweight and Severus doesn’t drink. She’s a very amusing drunk.

makes breakfast

Hermione. She’s on a health kick and Severus is slowly getting used to being presented with a grapefruit first thing in the morning.

remembers to feed the fish

Severus. Hermione has yet to realise they’re not the same fish as last week…

decorates the apartment

Hermione. She tells people it was a collaboration but all Severus did was pick out the bedroom cushions.

initiates duets

Hermione. She gets really into karaoke when tipsy and will always drag Severus up with her.

falls asleep first

It depends what they’ve been doing ;)

[kabaks]

the older i get the more i realize what it meant for lily and james potter to die at 21. when you’re 11 and you’re reading the books, watching the films, 21 feels ancient. it did to me. even the actors they picked looked like they were in their thirties, because actual 21 year olds standing next to harry in the mirror would have been an excruciating sight i think. actual 21 year olds lined up in the photo sirius shows harry would have been horrible to see. they weren’t adults. i look at 21 year olds now and most of them are still teenagers. and i’m so sad because you know harry turns 21 and then 22 and then 28 and 29 and realizes how terribly young his parents were, how brave they were, how exceptional they were, GOD I’M SAD IM GETTING A BEER

[death-by-snape]

Yes and please…

[masha-russia]

The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

[gojomegumi]

Dumbledore: you must join the festivities, Severus.

Snape: …Yes… Headmaster..

*minutes later*

Dumbledore to Minerva: that wasn’t what I had in mind…I meant for him to chaperone…

[alexromero]

Ocean’s 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross

[suffer-my-displeasure]

ol’ Snape makes a brief appearance in the Cursed Child and everything he says in that short amount of time is instantly quotable, what a man what a guy

[i-feel-fantastic-deactivated202]

Yo I know Rickman!Snape isn’t everyone’s cup of tea nor is he really canon compliant, but I would like to devote a moment of respectful silence to this moment

“Snape deflected the spell with an almost lazy flick of his wrist.”

I don’t know what I love more: the almost insulted look on his face or the little lean back he does.

Well done, Alan. Thanks for this.

[penssamento]

[befitphotos]

[jumpingjacktrash]

this is the first piece of ‘fitspiration’ that has ever in my life actually kinda inspired me.

[snapedefense]

If you hate Severus Snape just remember that his name spelled backward is Epans Sureves which makes no sense just like your opinion.

[steambend]

waiter, bring me the usual please

[theflowerthatsmilestoday-deacti]

Alan in “Snow Cake” (2007).

Credits: @hellodarjeeling