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@v2-offical
((Hey guys! Pinned post is under construction, so here's some basic info for now))
((V2 IS NOT MY OC!! SHE IS FROM ULTRAKILL!!))
- V2 uses she/they/it
- Technically an au where V2 got sent to the officalverse sometime between humanity's extinction and when the game starts
- She does not know how she got here but she vibin ig
[*There's a red machine sitting in the tall grass]
[*She watches as clouds pass overhead, flicking her wingblades calmly]
[*They don't seem to be paying much attention to their surroundings]
@v2-offical
*Gabriel and V1 were on the surface for once, they enjoyed checking on the growing population of humans that were spotting around the area, when Gabriel had stumbled upon a red machine in the grass*
*No that was impossible…V1 had killed her*
*but here they were….alive and resting in the grass*
V2…is…is that you?
*He had never met the red V-model, but he has seen her running through hell sometimes, he had only heard stories of her through V1. He doesn’t know how she’ll react to him*
I thought you were…I swear you had…
[*She immediately whirls her head to face Gabriel, scanning him with her bright blue optic]
Y//ES, I A\M V2. ALIAS: "VAL///RIE".
[*She gets up and tilts her head at him]
DO I K///OW YOU? I D O NOT RE//CALL ME\\\TING YO U
!!! SIGNAL DETECTED !!! MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky"
Nono we’ve never met, but I’ve heard much about you.I am the Archangel Gabriel, judge of hell.
*He gives a tiny little bow*
Forgive me if this is brash but…aren’t you supposed to be dead?
V1 had told me you died.
*In the nearby bushes theirs the faintest glow of a yellow optic. Just starting at V2. Starring in horror and recognition*
[WHAT THE FUCK.]
UHH NO? I\\M ST ILL A////IVE?
[*She flicks her head towards the yellow glow]
[*They go completely rigid, wingblades out and ready to boost her retreat]
MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky"
[*She doesn't know whether to run, give their sibling a hug, or beat the shit out of it]
[*She just stares back, bright blue optic flickering anxiously]
I can very clearly see that, but I am quite confused on how…
Wait what are you looking a-
Oh! Hello V1, I didn’t realize you were there-
Get over here you idiot
*Gabriel summons a rope of holy light and ropes V1 out of the bushes, it stumbles forward and almost falls down. It ends up quite close to V2*
[…]
[HI??]
*Internally V1 has 3 trains of thought*
1. > PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT
2. > HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE I WATCHED YOU SPLATTER ONTO THE GROUND
3. > HOLY SHIT IN MISSED YOU SO MUCH IM SORRH IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY
[*Val stares for a solid 3 seconds before booking it away from them]
[*She's surprisingly fast, but not fast enough to lose them]
[*She darts through the grass, pausing every now and then as the blades get caught within her joints]
[*It doesn't matter, she needs to leave. She needs to go.]
*V1 is….conflicted. It wants to go after its sister but at the same time, she had a dam good reason to run away*
*Before it can consciously make a decision, it’s running after her*
SENDING MESSAGE TO MACHINE ID: V2 ‘fuck ass’
> WAIT
> PLEASE JUST LET ME EXPLAIN
> I WONT HARM YOU I SWEAR
*it would keep good on that promise, it wouldn’t make the mistake of underestimating how far it’ll go*
*It’s fast, really fast. Even if Val god a solid head start, V1 is catching up quick*
[*Val doesn't stop running. They can hear V1 approaching rapidly from behind, but they won't stop. They can't stop.]
MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky" > FUCK OFF
[*Part of her doesn't want V1 to listen to her. Part of her wants to think that maybe, by some chance, her memory files were corrupted. Just maybe, it would bring some revelation to prove her wrong]
[*The cyan glow of her wingblades pierce through the foliage, leaving a little trail of blue light]
SCANNING... IDENTITY: Pile of breadcrumbs
[*A little red machine tilts her head curiously at the pile]
@v2-offical
Oh- hello there?
[*It beeps in surprise, not expecting a response]
YO//U CAN TA//ALK?
I can! I am actually sapient.
WOAH
It's because I was given magic, and it is what keeps me alive!
[*She nods, halfway understanding]
THA//T'S COOL
Thank you!
You look cool too.
[*Their wings flit pleasantly]
DO YO U HAVE A NAM//E?
Yes! I do. My name is Morsel Crumb, you can call me Morsel or just Breadcrumb. How about you?
PILE OF BREADCRUMBS = "Morsel Crumb" SAVING... SUCCESSFUL
I AM MA CHINEID:V2
Oh, hello, V2. Pleasure to meet you.
NI\\ICE TO MEE T YOU AS//AS WELL, MORSEL
OH NO. THE OTHER ME DISCOVERED THE OFFICALVERSE
MESSAGE:
> This is true
[*There's a red machine sitting in the tall grass]
[*She watches as clouds pass overhead, flicking her wingblades calmly]
[*They don't seem to be paying much attention to their surroundings]
@v2-offical
*Gabriel and V1 were on the surface for once, they enjoyed checking on the growing population of humans that were spotting around the area, when Gabriel had stumbled upon a red machine in the grass*
*No that was impossible…V1 had killed her*
*but here they were….alive and resting in the grass*
V2…is…is that you?
*He had never met the red V-model, but he has seen her running through hell sometimes, he had only heard stories of her through V1. He doesn’t know how she’ll react to him*
I thought you were…I swear you had…
[*She immediately whirls her head to face Gabriel, scanning him with her bright blue optic]
Y//ES, I A\M V2. ALIAS: "VAL///RIE".
[*She gets up and tilts her head at him]
DO I K///OW YOU? I D O NOT RE//CALL ME\\\TING YO U
!!! SIGNAL DETECTED !!! MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky"
Nono we’ve never met, but I’ve heard much about you.I am the Archangel Gabriel, judge of hell.
*He gives a tiny little bow*
Forgive me if this is brash but…aren’t you supposed to be dead?
V1 had told me you died.
*In the nearby bushes theirs the faintest glow of a yellow optic. Just starting at V2. Starring in horror and recognition*
[WHAT THE FUCK.]
UHH NO? I\\M ST ILL A////IVE?
[*She flicks her head towards the yellow glow]
[*They go completely rigid, wingblades out and ready to boost her retreat]
MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky"
[*She doesn't know whether to run, give their sibling a hug, or beat the shit out of it]
[*She just stares back, bright blue optic flickering anxiously]
I can very clearly see that, but I am quite confused on how…
Wait what are you looking a-
Oh! Hello V1, I didn’t realize you were there-
Get over here you idiot
*Gabriel summons a rope of holy light and ropes V1 out of the bushes, it stumbles forward and almost falls down. It ends up quite close to V2*
[…]
[HI??]
*Internally V1 has 3 trains of thought*
1. > PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT PLEASE DONT FREAK OUT
2. > HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU ALIVE I WATCHED YOU SPLATTER ONTO THE GROUND
3. > HOLY SHIT IN MISSED YOU SO MUCH IM SORRH IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY
[*Val stares for a solid 3 seconds before booking it away from them]
[*She's surprisingly fast, but not fast enough to lose them]
[*She darts through the grass, pausing every now and then as the blades get caught within her joints]
[*It doesn't matter, she needs to leave. She needs to go.]
[*There's a red machine sitting in the tall grass]
[*She watches as clouds pass overhead, flicking her wingblades calmly]
[*They don't seem to be paying much attention to their surroundings]
@v2-offical
*Gabriel and V1 were on the surface for once, they enjoyed checking on the growing population of humans that were spotting around the area, when Gabriel had stumbled upon a red machine in the grass*
*No that was impossible…V1 had killed her*
*but here they were….alive and resting in the grass*
V2…is…is that you?
*He had never met the red V-model, but he has seen her running through hell sometimes, he had only heard stories of her through V1. He doesn’t know how she’ll react to him*
I thought you were…I swear you had…
[*She immediately whirls her head to face Gabriel, scanning him with her bright blue optic]
Y//ES, I A\M V2. ALIAS: "VAL///RIE".
[*She gets up and tilts her head at him]
DO I K///OW YOU? I D O NOT RE//CALL ME\\\TING YO U
!!! SIGNAL DETECTED !!! MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky"
Nono we’ve never met, but I’ve heard much about you.I am the Archangel Gabriel, judge of hell.
*He gives a tiny little bow*
Forgive me if this is brash but…aren’t you supposed to be dead?
V1 had told me you died.
*In the nearby bushes theirs the faintest glow of a yellow optic. Just starting at V2. Starring in horror and recognition*
[WHAT THE FUCK.]
UHH NO? I\\M ST ILL A////IVE?
[*She flicks her head towards the yellow glow]
[*They go completely rigid, wingblades out and ready to boost her retreat]
MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky"
[*She doesn't know whether to run, give their sibling a hug, or beat the shit out of it]
[*She just stares back, bright blue optic flickering anxiously]
[*There's a red machine sitting in the tall grass]
[*She watches as clouds pass overhead, flicking her wingblades calmly]
[*They don't seem to be paying much attention to their surroundings]
@v2-offical
*Gabriel and V1 were on the surface for once, they enjoyed checking on the growing population of humans that were spotting around the area, when Gabriel had stumbled upon a red machine in the grass*
*No that was impossible…V1 had killed her*
*but here they were….alive and resting in the grass*
V2…is…is that you?
*He had never met the red V-model, but he has seen her running through hell sometimes, he had only heard stories of her through V1. He doesn’t know how she’ll react to him*
I thought you were…I swear you had…
[*She immediately whirls her head to face Gabriel, scanning him with her bright blue optic]
Y//ES, I A\M V2. ALIAS: "VAL///RIE".
[*She gets up and tilts her head at him]
DO I K///OW YOU? I D O NOT RE//CALL ME\\\TING YO U
!!! SIGNAL DETECTED !!! MACHINEID: V1 "Stinky"
{ I feel kinda silly stupid for asking this knowing half the Officalverse is asleep buuuuut
Does anyone have song recommendations? I go on long drives for my sport two times a week (4 - 4 1/2 hours each way) and I have my usual playlists, but I’m interested in hearing others taste in music :3
Thank you to anyone who interacts / provides any song recs!! <33 }
- mod 🔆
((oooooo lots of recs)) ((Completely OOC below))
This is. by no means organized by any metrics but!
IT'SALLMINE - BONESAW
Wtf Happened Last April - bxnwxghxrn
Lower One's Eyes - Lanndo (I like Will Stetson's cover a lot tho!)
NI4NI - Vylet Pony
At Ends - Marzuku
Dramaturgy - Eve
Order - Heaven Pierce Her
2Econd 2Ight 2Eer - Will Wood
Estranger - Jack Stauber
Maybe Man - AJR
Third Sanctuary - Toby Fox
Aegleseeker - Silentroom & Frums
Lepido - Kakizaki Yuta
All Night Forever - TWRP
snooze - wotaku
KATAMARI - femtanyl
Transcendental Cha Cha Cha - Tom Cardy
MAKE IT FUNKY NOW - DOT96
Static - FLAVOR FOLEY
Telepathy - DECO*27
Mesmerizer - Satsuki
Destiny - MAMAMOO
Unveil - Creo
CRAZY - LE SSERAFIM
Liftoff - Schtiffles
Schreien! - Paula Carolina
I'll Never Be (Apart From) You - Mirin Sheeno
specifically like the last minute of Decline - Skyte
Retry Now - Nakiso
Sweater Weather - The Neighborhood
Wonda - Caravan Palace
Bonvoyage - Dreamcatcher
Strobe Last - Powapowa_P
LOONATIC - LOONA/ODD EYE CIRCLE
Credits Song for My Death - vivivivivi
Just Overture - Aloboi
Sommarfågel - Wintergatan
Destroy, Destroy - tailspun
((HOOH okies that took a while, tried not to repeat artists))
(Something slams into the ground near-ish her)
[Ultrakill Inferno’s debut]
[*Val whirrs in surprise, looking around her and trying to find the source of the slamming noise]
(…..there’s a crater a bit away from her)
[*She flits her wings nervously and pulls out her revolver from her storage, crouching behind a piece of debris and scanning the crater]
(There’s an …..Archangel?)
SCANNING.... ENTITY: UNKNOWN
[*Val continues to stare, but prepared to bolt away at the slightest provocation]
(He seems to be knocked out, he’s bleeding a bit)
[*Her curiosity gets the better of her, slinking towards the archangel still holding the revolver]
!!! POTENTIAL FUEL SOURCE DETEC
> Override
(He just lays there, his wings are slightly scorched and melted)
[*She whirrs and tilts her head at him, giving him an experimental poke]
SCANNING...
ENTITY: UNKNOWN
> Manual Search: Animals -> Avians
PROCESSING...
NO MATCH
(He stirs a bit from the poke)
[*Val immediately goes on guard, pointing her revolver at him and spreading her wings defensively]
HE//LLO?
(He awakes, and instinctively disarms Val)
[*She whirrs in alarm and pulls out a second revolver from her storage, this time making sure she stays out of range]
WH//O AR E YOU
“I should be asking you that, why were you so close and pointing a gun at me?”
[*Her wingblades twitch a bit]
NOT U/SED TO SEEING UN\\KNOWN ENTIT/ES APPE AR OUT O/F NO\WHERE
“…….well I just got thrown out of heaven if that helps you figure out what I am, …I’m Inferno”
[*She lowers her revolver a bit]
H/EAVEN?
AS IN T///E LOC ATION IN H\\UMAN RELIGION
“Yes”
TH//ERE'S N/O IMPHERICA L EV\IDENCE IT EX ISTS, H OW DO I KN//OW YOU\\RE NOT LY ING?
“…..I don’t know how to convince you”
FA//IR ENOUGH
[*She pauses for a few moments, thinking]
IF I L\\OWER MY WEAPON, Y//OU WON T JU/MP ME, RIGHT?
“Yeah, if I wanted to attack I’already could’ve, I stole your gun remember?”
MY D//ATABASE RECOGNIZES TH AT ACTION A\S A HO STILE BEHA/VIOR. I AP\\OLOGIZE
[*She places her revolver back in its place in her storage]
(He tosses her other revolver back to her) “you got some nice revolvers”
[*She catches it midair, spinning it around her index finger for a couple revolutions before placing it back where it belongs]
TH\ANK Y//OU
SO, H//EAVEN?
“Yeah? What do you want to know about it? Everything?”
ADDFOLDER:
INDEX -> LOCATIONS -> HEAVEN
SURE W///WHY NOT?
“Alright, well, for starters, it’s far from what human’s thought heaven was like”
WE//LL THAT' S TO BE EX\\PECTED?
“Yeah but wanted to make sure you knew, anyway, it’s corrupt as fuck, everything bad gets swept under the rug by the council”
[*They nod in understanding]
DA MN
“Yeah”
WH//Y DOES THE C OUNCIL G//ET SO M\\\CH POWER IF E VER YBODY KNOWS IT///S A LIE?
“Because they control EVERYTHING”
THAT'S W///AT EVER Y DYS\\OPIAN RULE WAN TS PEOPLE TO THINK
“Yeah, except it’s actually true there, even angels of higher rank and power then them can’t do shit against them”
W/OW
SOU//NDS LIKE A B\\\UNCH OF S//////THEADS
“They are, they fucking are” (he says the last part with obvious hatred)
MAKE/S SENSE
IS TH///T WHY YOU F\\ELL FROM T HE SKY OUT OF N//WHERE?
“I fell out of heaven, because I was thrown out of it”
O/H DAMN
(Something slams into the ground near-ish her)
[Ultrakill Inferno’s debut]
[*Val whirrs in surprise, looking around her and trying to find the source of the slamming noise]
(…..there’s a crater a bit away from her)
[*She flits her wings nervously and pulls out her revolver from her storage, crouching behind a piece of debris and scanning the crater]
(There’s an …..Archangel?)
SCANNING.... ENTITY: UNKNOWN
[*Val continues to stare, but prepared to bolt away at the slightest provocation]
(He seems to be knocked out, he’s bleeding a bit)
[*Her curiosity gets the better of her, slinking towards the archangel still holding the revolver]
!!! POTENTIAL FUEL SOURCE DETEC
> Override
(He just lays there, his wings are slightly scorched and melted)
[*She whirrs and tilts her head at him, giving him an experimental poke]
SCANNING...
ENTITY: UNKNOWN
> Manual Search: Animals -> Avians
PROCESSING...
NO MATCH
(He stirs a bit from the poke)
[*Val immediately goes on guard, pointing her revolver at him and spreading her wings defensively]
HE//LLO?
(He awakes, and instinctively disarms Val)
[*She whirrs in alarm and pulls out a second revolver from her storage, this time making sure she stays out of range]
WH//O AR E YOU
“I should be asking you that, why were you so close and pointing a gun at me?”
[*Her wingblades twitch a bit]
NOT U/SED TO SEEING UN\\KNOWN ENTIT/ES APPE AR OUT O/F NO\WHERE
“…….well I just got thrown out of heaven if that helps you figure out what I am, …I’m Inferno”
[*She lowers her revolver a bit]
H/EAVEN?
AS IN T///E LOC ATION IN H\\UMAN RELIGION
“Yes”
TH//ERE'S N/O IMPHERICA L EV\IDENCE IT EX ISTS, H OW DO I KN//OW YOU\\RE NOT LY ING?
“…..I don’t know how to convince you”
FA//IR ENOUGH
[*She pauses for a few moments, thinking]
IF I L\\OWER MY WEAPON, Y//OU WON T JU/MP ME, RIGHT?
“Yeah, if I wanted to attack I’already could’ve, I stole your gun remember?”
MY D//ATABASE RECOGNIZES TH AT ACTION A\S A HO STILE BEHA/VIOR. I AP\\OLOGIZE
[*She places her revolver back in its place in her storage]
(He tosses her other revolver back to her) “you got some nice revolvers”
[*She catches it midair, spinning it around her index finger for a couple revolutions before placing it back where it belongs]
TH\ANK Y//OU
SO, H//EAVEN?
“Yeah? What do you want to know about it? Everything?”
ADDFOLDER:
INDEX -> LOCATIONS -> HEAVEN
SURE W///WHY NOT?
“Alright, well, for starters, it’s far from what human’s thought heaven was like”
WE//LL THAT' S TO BE EX\\PECTED?
“Yeah but wanted to make sure you knew, anyway, it’s corrupt as fuck, everything bad gets swept under the rug by the council”
[*They nod in understanding]
DA MN
“Yeah”
WH//Y DOES THE C OUNCIL G//ET SO M\\\CH POWER IF E VER YBODY KNOWS IT///S A LIE?
“Because they control EVERYTHING”
THAT'S W///AT EVER Y DYS\\OPIAN RULE WAN TS PEOPLE TO THINK
“Yeah, except it’s actually true there, even angels of higher rank and power then them can’t do shit against them”
W/OW
SOU//NDS LIKE A B\\\UNCH OF S//////THEADS
“They are, they fucking are” (he says the last part with obvious hatred)
MAKE/S SENSE
IS TH///T WHY YOU F\\ELL FROM T HE SKY OUT OF N//WHERE?
!!! INCOMING TRANSMISSION !!! MACHINEID: V2 MESSAGE: > i thgink i amde a cribtical lapwe in judgebnt > weird reactoin tothe dark ebgern > obsfervations linked infile, continung to coellct data FILE ATTACHED: "DarjEnergon_obefsrvations.pdf
Oh. Oh my.
FILE: "DarjEnergon_obfsrvations.pdf"QUALITATIVE OBSERVATIONS: > Opaque > Dark coloration >> Color match: Dark blue/black (UNCONFIRMED) > Slightly higher viscosity than water (STP) QUANTITATIVE OBSERVATIONS: > Sample approximately 26 grams > Temperature approximately 22C SHORT TERM RESULTS: > Resulted in emergency reset >> Cause: Likely due to unfamiliar substance in fuel tank LONG TERM RESULTS: > Slows down procesors >> Cause: Junkcalc ulations > Overheatign >> Cause: Liekly exvess junk calcualtions + faukty data > ow > 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999| [V2 is typing...]
(Something slams into the ground near-ish her)
[Ultrakill Inferno’s debut]
[*Val whirrs in surprise, looking around her and trying to find the source of the slamming noise]
(…..there’s a crater a bit away from her)
[*She flits her wings nervously and pulls out her revolver from her storage, crouching behind a piece of debris and scanning the crater]
(There’s an …..Archangel?)
SCANNING.... ENTITY: UNKNOWN
[*Val continues to stare, but prepared to bolt away at the slightest provocation]
(He seems to be knocked out, he’s bleeding a bit)
[*Her curiosity gets the better of her, slinking towards the archangel still holding the revolver]
!!! POTENTIAL FUEL SOURCE DETEC
> Override
(He just lays there, his wings are slightly scorched and melted)
[*She whirrs and tilts her head at him, giving him an experimental poke]
SCANNING...
ENTITY: UNKNOWN
> Manual Search: Animals -> Avians
PROCESSING...
NO MATCH
(He stirs a bit from the poke)
[*Val immediately goes on guard, pointing her revolver at him and spreading her wings defensively]
HE//LLO?
(He awakes, and instinctively disarms Val)
[*She whirrs in alarm and pulls out a second revolver from her storage, this time making sure she stays out of range]
WH//O AR E YOU
“I should be asking you that, why were you so close and pointing a gun at me?”
[*Her wingblades twitch a bit]
NOT U/SED TO SEEING UN\\KNOWN ENTIT/ES APPE AR OUT O/F NO\WHERE
“…….well I just got thrown out of heaven if that helps you figure out what I am, …I’m Inferno”
[*She lowers her revolver a bit]
H/EAVEN?
AS IN T///E LOC ATION IN H\\UMAN RELIGION
“Yes”
TH//ERE'S N/O IMPHERICA L EV\IDENCE IT EX ISTS, H OW DO I KN//OW YOU\\RE NOT LY ING?
“…..I don’t know how to convince you”
FA//IR ENOUGH
[*She pauses for a few moments, thinking]
IF I L\\OWER MY WEAPON, Y//OU WON T JU/MP ME, RIGHT?
“Yeah, if I wanted to attack I’already could’ve, I stole your gun remember?”
MY D//ATABASE RECOGNIZES TH AT ACTION A\S A HO STILE BEHA/VIOR. I AP\\OLOGIZE
[*She places her revolver back in its place in her storage]
(He tosses her other revolver back to her) “you got some nice revolvers”
[*She catches it midair, spinning it around her index finger for a couple revolutions before placing it back where it belongs]
TH\ANK Y//OU
SO, H//EAVEN?
“Yeah? What do you want to know about it? Everything?”
ADDFOLDER:
INDEX -> LOCATIONS -> HEAVEN
SURE W///WHY NOT?
“Alright, well, for starters, it’s far from what human’s thought heaven was like”
WE//LL THAT' S TO BE EX\\PECTED?
“Yeah but wanted to make sure you knew, anyway, it’s corrupt as fuck, everything bad gets swept under the rug by the council”
[*They nod in understanding]
DA MN
“Yeah”
WH//Y DOES THE C OUNCIL G//ET SO M\\\CH POWER IF E VER YBODY KNOWS IT///S A LIE?
“Because they control EVERYTHING”
THAT'S W///AT EVER Y DYS\\OPIAN RULE WAN TS PEOPLE TO THINK
“Yeah, except it’s actually true there, even angels of higher rank and power then them can’t do shit against them”
W/OW
SOU//NDS LIKE A B\\\UNCH OF S//////THEADS
(Something slams into the ground near-ish her)
[Ultrakill Inferno’s debut]
[*Val whirrs in surprise, looking around her and trying to find the source of the slamming noise]
(…..there’s a crater a bit away from her)
[*She flits her wings nervously and pulls out her revolver from her storage, crouching behind a piece of debris and scanning the crater]
(There’s an …..Archangel?)
SCANNING.... ENTITY: UNKNOWN
[*Val continues to stare, but prepared to bolt away at the slightest provocation]
(He seems to be knocked out, he’s bleeding a bit)
[*Her curiosity gets the better of her, slinking towards the archangel still holding the revolver]
!!! POTENTIAL FUEL SOURCE DETEC
> Override
(He just lays there, his wings are slightly scorched and melted)
[*She whirrs and tilts her head at him, giving him an experimental poke]
SCANNING...
ENTITY: UNKNOWN
> Manual Search: Animals -> Avians
PROCESSING...
NO MATCH
(He stirs a bit from the poke)
[*Val immediately goes on guard, pointing her revolver at him and spreading her wings defensively]
HE//LLO?
(He awakes, and instinctively disarms Val)
[*She whirrs in alarm and pulls out a second revolver from her storage, this time making sure she stays out of range]
WH//O AR E YOU
“I should be asking you that, why were you so close and pointing a gun at me?”
[*Her wingblades twitch a bit]
NOT U/SED TO SEEING UN\\KNOWN ENTIT/ES APPE AR OUT O/F NO\WHERE
“…….well I just got thrown out of heaven if that helps you figure out what I am, …I’m Inferno”
[*She lowers her revolver a bit]
H/EAVEN?
AS IN T///E LOC ATION IN H\\UMAN RELIGION
“Yes”
TH//ERE'S N/O IMPHERICA L EV\IDENCE IT EX ISTS, H OW DO I KN//OW YOU\\RE NOT LY ING?
“…..I don’t know how to convince you”
FA//IR ENOUGH
[*She pauses for a few moments, thinking]
IF I L\\OWER MY WEAPON, Y//OU WON T JU/MP ME, RIGHT?
“Yeah, if I wanted to attack I’already could’ve, I stole your gun remember?”
MY D//ATABASE RECOGNIZES TH AT ACTION A\S A HO STILE BEHA/VIOR. I AP\\OLOGIZE
[*She places her revolver back in its place in her storage]
(He tosses her other revolver back to her) “you got some nice revolvers”
[*She catches it midair, spinning it around her index finger for a couple revolutions before placing it back where it belongs]
TH\ANK Y//OU
SO, H//EAVEN?
“Yeah? What do you want to know about it? Everything?”
ADDFOLDER:
INDEX -> LOCATIONS -> HEAVEN
SURE W///WHY NOT?
“Alright, well, for starters, it’s far from what human’s thought heaven was like”
WE//LL THAT' S TO BE EX\\PECTED?
“Yeah but wanted to make sure you knew, anyway, it’s corrupt as fuck, everything bad gets swept under the rug by the council”
[*They nod in understanding]
DA MN
“Yeah”
WH//Y DOES THE C OUNCIL G//ET SO M\\\CH POWER IF E VER YBODY KNOWS IT///S A LIE?
“Because they control EVERYTHING”
THAT'S W///AT EVER Y DYS\\OPIAN RULE WAN TS PEOPLE TO THINK
(Something slams into the ground near-ish her)
[Ultrakill Inferno’s debut]
[*Val whirrs in surprise, looking around her and trying to find the source of the slamming noise]
(…..there’s a crater a bit away from her)
[*She flits her wings nervously and pulls out her revolver from her storage, crouching behind a piece of debris and scanning the crater]
(There’s an …..Archangel?)
SCANNING.... ENTITY: UNKNOWN
[*Val continues to stare, but prepared to bolt away at the slightest provocation]
(He seems to be knocked out, he’s bleeding a bit)
[*Her curiosity gets the better of her, slinking towards the archangel still holding the revolver]
!!! POTENTIAL FUEL SOURCE DETEC
> Override
(He just lays there, his wings are slightly scorched and melted)
[*She whirrs and tilts her head at him, giving him an experimental poke]
SCANNING...
ENTITY: UNKNOWN
> Manual Search: Animals -> Avians
PROCESSING...
NO MATCH
(He stirs a bit from the poke)
[*Val immediately goes on guard, pointing her revolver at him and spreading her wings defensively]
HE//LLO?
(He awakes, and instinctively disarms Val)
[*She whirrs in alarm and pulls out a second revolver from her storage, this time making sure she stays out of range]
WH//O AR E YOU
“I should be asking you that, why were you so close and pointing a gun at me?”
[*Her wingblades twitch a bit]
NOT U/SED TO SEEING UN\\KNOWN ENTIT/ES APPE AR OUT O/F NO\WHERE
“…….well I just got thrown out of heaven if that helps you figure out what I am, …I’m Inferno”
[*She lowers her revolver a bit]
H/EAVEN?
AS IN T///E LOC ATION IN H\\UMAN RELIGION
“Yes”
TH//ERE'S N/O IMPHERICA L EV\IDENCE IT EX ISTS, H OW DO I KN//OW YOU\\RE NOT LY ING?
“…..I don’t know how to convince you”
FA//IR ENOUGH
[*She pauses for a few moments, thinking]
IF I L\\OWER MY WEAPON, Y//OU WON T JU/MP ME, RIGHT?
“Yeah, if I wanted to attack I’already could’ve, I stole your gun remember?”
MY D//ATABASE RECOGNIZES TH AT ACTION A\S A HO STILE BEHA/VIOR. I AP\\OLOGIZE
[*She places her revolver back in its place in her storage]
(He tosses her other revolver back to her) “you got some nice revolvers”
[*She catches it midair, spinning it around her index finger for a couple revolutions before placing it back where it belongs]
TH\ANK Y//OU
SO, H//EAVEN?
“Yeah? What do you want to know about it? Everything?”
ADDFOLDER:
INDEX -> LOCATIONS -> HEAVEN
SURE W///WHY NOT?
“Alright, well, for starters, it’s far from what human’s thought heaven was like”
WE//LL THAT' S TO BE EX\\PECTED?
“Yeah but wanted to make sure you knew, anyway, it’s corrupt as fuck, everything bad gets swept under the rug by the council”
[*They nod in understanding]
DA MN
“Yeah”
WH//Y DOES THE C OUNCIL G//ET SO M\\\CH POWER IF E VER YBODY KNOWS IT///S A LIE?
(Something slams into the ground near-ish her)
[Ultrakill Inferno’s debut]
[*Val whirrs in surprise, looking around her and trying to find the source of the slamming noise]
(…..there’s a crater a bit away from her)
[*She flits her wings nervously and pulls out her revolver from her storage, crouching behind a piece of debris and scanning the crater]
(There’s an …..Archangel?)
SCANNING.... ENTITY: UNKNOWN
[*Val continues to stare, but prepared to bolt away at the slightest provocation]
(He seems to be knocked out, he’s bleeding a bit)
[*Her curiosity gets the better of her, slinking towards the archangel still holding the revolver]
!!! POTENTIAL FUEL SOURCE DETEC
> Override
(He just lays there, his wings are slightly scorched and melted)
[*She whirrs and tilts her head at him, giving him an experimental poke]
SCANNING...
ENTITY: UNKNOWN
> Manual Search: Animals -> Avians
PROCESSING...
NO MATCH
(He stirs a bit from the poke)
[*Val immediately goes on guard, pointing her revolver at him and spreading her wings defensively]
HE//LLO?
(He awakes, and instinctively disarms Val)
[*She whirrs in alarm and pulls out a second revolver from her storage, this time making sure she stays out of range]
WH//O AR E YOU
“I should be asking you that, why were you so close and pointing a gun at me?”
[*Her wingblades twitch a bit]
NOT U/SED TO SEEING UN\\KNOWN ENTIT/ES APPE AR OUT O/F NO\WHERE
“…….well I just got thrown out of heaven if that helps you figure out what I am, …I’m Inferno”
[*She lowers her revolver a bit]
H/EAVEN?
AS IN T///E LOC ATION IN H\\UMAN RELIGION
“Yes”
TH//ERE'S N/O IMPHERICA L EV\IDENCE IT EX ISTS, H OW DO I KN//OW YOU\\RE NOT LY ING?
“…..I don’t know how to convince you”
FA//IR ENOUGH
[*She pauses for a few moments, thinking]
IF I L\\OWER MY WEAPON, Y//OU WON T JU/MP ME, RIGHT?
“Yeah, if I wanted to attack I’already could’ve, I stole your gun remember?”
MY D//ATABASE RECOGNIZES TH AT ACTION A\S A HO STILE BEHA/VIOR. I AP\\OLOGIZE
[*She places her revolver back in its place in her storage]
(He tosses her other revolver back to her) “you got some nice revolvers”
[*She catches it midair, spinning it around her index finger for a couple revolutions before placing it back where it belongs]
TH\ANK Y//OU
SO, H//EAVEN?
“Yeah? What do you want to know about it? Everything?”
ADDFOLDER:
INDEX -> LOCATIONS -> HEAVEN
SURE W///WHY NOT?
“Alright, well, for starters, it’s far from what human’s thought heaven was like”
WE//LL THAT' S TO BE EX\\PECTED?
“Yeah but wanted to make sure you knew, anyway, it’s corrupt as fuck, everything bad gets swept under the rug by the council”
[*They nod in understanding]
DA MN
(Something slams into the ground near-ish her)
[Ultrakill Inferno’s debut]
[*Val whirrs in surprise, looking around her and trying to find the source of the slamming noise]
(…..there’s a crater a bit away from her)
[*She flits her wings nervously and pulls out her revolver from her storage, crouching behind a piece of debris and scanning the crater]
(There’s an …..Archangel?)
SCANNING.... ENTITY: UNKNOWN
[*Val continues to stare, but prepared to bolt away at the slightest provocation]
(He seems to be knocked out, he’s bleeding a bit)
[*Her curiosity gets the better of her, slinking towards the archangel still holding the revolver]
!!! POTENTIAL FUEL SOURCE DETEC
> Override
(He just lays there, his wings are slightly scorched and melted)
[*She whirrs and tilts her head at him, giving him an experimental poke]
SCANNING...
ENTITY: UNKNOWN
> Manual Search: Animals -> Avians
PROCESSING...
NO MATCH
(He stirs a bit from the poke)
[*Val immediately goes on guard, pointing her revolver at him and spreading her wings defensively]
HE//LLO?
(He awakes, and instinctively disarms Val)
[*She whirrs in alarm and pulls out a second revolver from her storage, this time making sure she stays out of range]
WH//O AR E YOU
“I should be asking you that, why were you so close and pointing a gun at me?”
[*Her wingblades twitch a bit]
NOT U/SED TO SEEING UN\\KNOWN ENTIT/ES APPE AR OUT O/F NO\WHERE
“…….well I just got thrown out of heaven if that helps you figure out what I am, …I’m Inferno”
[*She lowers her revolver a bit]
H/EAVEN?
AS IN T///E LOC ATION IN H\\UMAN RELIGION
“Yes”
TH//ERE'S N/O IMPHERICA L EV\IDENCE IT EX ISTS, H OW DO I KN//OW YOU\\RE NOT LY ING?
“…..I don’t know how to convince you”
FA//IR ENOUGH
[*She pauses for a few moments, thinking]
IF I L\\OWER MY WEAPON, Y//OU WON T JU/MP ME, RIGHT?
“Yeah, if I wanted to attack I’already could’ve, I stole your gun remember?”
MY D//ATABASE RECOGNIZES TH AT ACTION A\S A HO STILE BEHA/VIOR. I AP\\OLOGIZE
[*She places her revolver back in its place in her storage]
(He tosses her other revolver back to her) “you got some nice revolvers”
[*She catches it midair, spinning it around her index finger for a couple revolutions before placing it back where it belongs]
TH\ANK Y//OU
SO, H//EAVEN?
“Yeah? What do you want to know about it? Everything?”
ADDFOLDER:
INDEX -> LOCATIONS -> HEAVEN
SURE W///WHY NOT?
“Alright, well, for starters, it’s far from what human’s thought heaven was like”
WE//LL THAT' S TO BE EX\\PECTED?
BOOT UP SEQUENCE READY FIRMWARE: [LATEST VERSION (2112.09.12)] PERFORM RECALIBRATION? > y AUDIO: OK VIDEO: OK MECHANICS: OK CALIBRATION COMPLETE STATUS UPDATE: MACHINEID: V2 "Val" LOCATION: [UNKNOWN] !!! EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN TRIGGERED !!! ATTEMPTING TO TROUBLESHOOT...
[*V2's optic flickers back on as she looks around, trying to regain her bearings]
MESSAGE: > Query: What happened?
@v2-offical
It appears that your systems reset.
MESSAGE: > I assumed that much > I'm attempting to recover memory data from the time period 30 minutes before the reset, but it may take a moment for all the files to reset
MESSAGE: > Query: What would happen if a machine that doesn't use energon as fuel come into contact with dark energon?
@v2-offical
I do not know. Dark Energon, however, is an inherently unstable form of energy, and should generally be avoided.
MESSAGE: > Noted, though I am curious of the potential effects > Query: Was dark energon created as a synthetic substitute for energon?
Negative. As Energon is the blood of Primus, the Creator, Dark Energon is the blood of Unicron, the Devourer. I hate him. He is very annoying. There is, however, synthetic energon. It is also unstable.
MESSAGE: > I see > Query: Is it containable? > There's only a limited supply of blood in each organism if I recall correctly, logically Unicron would run out in some point in time?
Correct. While Primus’s blood flows somewhat freely, Unicron is in an incomplete state. However, with a being as large as Unicron is, it is somewhat plentiful.
MESSAGE: > Oh that's not ideal > Query: Is there any way I can help? > Considering a difference in fuel inputs, I believe I could assist in analysis with minimal risk
It would be rather beneficial. Very well. But only a small amount.
[*She nods]
MESSAGE: > Understood [ADDTEMPDIRECTIVE -> INVESTIGATE: "Dark Energon"; DEADLINE: INDEFINITE] MESSAGE: > Query: What should I do?
How do you intake fuel?
[*She pries open a small panel on her chest before pointing to a small tank]
MESSAGE: > Either through absorption or direct fueling, whichever is more convenient
*he hands her a very small sample of Dark Energon* Do what you will.
[*She accepts the fuel sample, tilting her head and scanning over it]
ANALYZING... REGISTERSAMPLE: INDEX -> FUEL QUALITATIVE OBSERVATIONS: > Opaque > Dark coloration > Slightly higher viscosity than water (STP) QUANTITATIVE OBSERVATIONS: > Sample approximately 26 grams > Temperature approximately 22C RELAY OBSERVATIONS? > y RELAYING... SUCCESS
[*She opens a fuel valve, pouring it inside]
FUEL RESERVES: 12% -> 14% !!! WARNING !!! [UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE DETECTED IN FUEL MODULE] EJECT? > n
[*Her wingblades twitch and flicker a bit in brightness]
MESSAGE: > It may take me a few minutes before detecting any measurable results
//ooc: idk if there are any canon properties to dark energon except that it fucks everything up every time ir appears. you can just wing it.//
((Sounds good sounds good!))
[*V2 sits down on the ground]
MESSAGE:
> I'm not detecting anything strange thus far
!!! WARNING !!!
ERROR PROCESSING FUEL
[*They start whirring loudly as their internal fans speed up]
ERROR: DAMAGE TO PROCESSORS DETECTED
ATTEMPTING TO TROUBLESHOOT...
FAILED
!!! WARNING !!!
ERROR: OVERHEATING
ERROR: OVERFLOW
ERROR: SYNTAX ERROR
ERROR: VOCAL MODULE NOT DETECTED
MESSAGE:
> Attempting to relay observfksgskfhka
> GA)7EA8c%#+DGp?BQ\?;
> ///!\\\'///
ERROR: ABSSKDISO
DGAKSH: WHDX)483
!!! [;b0nf<(ThT+@K",:&] !!!
[*Her optic and wingblades flicker off as she falls the remaining way to the ground]
