the monster that pantses you

early 20s, they/them, my name is verdin but i accept nicknames. psa: i reblog 18+/nsfw content.

[v3rd1n]

prev url was tofu-bento-box.

Interests: theater // stagecraft // art // writing // philosophy // law // psychology // anti-ai // disability // chronic illness // birds

Media: d&d // genshin impact // x-files // iwtv (amc)

Tags:

almond tofu - genshin impact

birdy baby - birds. surprise

trouble's always gonna find you baby - the massive dottolone fic

Ao3: v3rd1n

[starcanid]

EAT YOUR KINGS

[inbabylontheywept]

my roommates car is named barff. it was originally bought from a dealership called garff, but then she tinkered with the g on the license plate thing so it looks like a b and now the car is just called barff.

my wife once asked our roomate where she was parked in a group chat. but she messed up the word "parked" and instead spelled it as "garked". and then me and my roommate just started referring to parking as garking because its just really fun to give my wife shit. its just part of the professional little brother playbook.

but also, at some point it stopped being ironic and we just started calling parking garking.

then today me and my wife were looking out the window and we saw our roommate struggling to do a three point turn into a parking space. and as fun as it is to give my wife shit its also really fun to give our roommate shit. so we ran outside and we ran around her car while chanting GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. and then she did, eventually, gark the barff. theres no moral to this its just a surreal part of my life that i really enjoy. maybe tease people more? find your barff and gark it and never ever stop?

[inbabylontheywept]

@thicketscratches you get it

[v3rd1n]

clocking in at a massive fifty-three thousand words... that's a wrap! chapters 11 and 12 of trouble are posted, and i can finally move on with my life. and again, no meme, so here's another re-draw.

personally i wouldn't worry too much about it.

Chapters 11 & 12 of Trouble's Always Gonna Find You Baby, out now.

trouble's always gonna find you, baby (53464 words) by tofu_bento_box Chapters: 12/12 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Il Dottore/Pantalone (Genshin Impact), Minor Neuvillette/Wriothesley (Genshin Impact)

[mariekearchives]

i am so ready for snezhnaya

[v3rd1n]

alright it's bullying time, i have until august 11th to get the next and final chapter of my fic done: please give this post notes as a way of kicking my ass into gear. scheduling it to rb every day with snarky comments is encouraged but not required.

cheers.

EDIT: IT'S FINISHED!!!

[everoutoftouch]

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

[field-cryptobotanist]

and what do i want? just some coffee strong enough to kill a young child

[field-cryptobotanist]

update: it's really not good

[bbnotumbl]

woof

[wendiwenwen]

dottore doodle! + i finally remade my strawpage, link in bio <3

had to add ambrosia next to dottore once i finally got to see him in game again 🩵 i love them

[hearthawk]

Couldn't resist a bit of Valentine's fun with the birds at work! This is one of our ambassador red-tailed hawks, Jesse, trying to get at her snack! Jesse is a non-releasable ambassador, not a pet, and she had been at our facility for 25 years this year, so she deserves some love! (She is not very good at enrichment, so sometimes she needs 'help!')

[v3rd1n]

i think before anyone gets to make fun of jelly roll for being a white trash hick country singer they should have to watch his testimony before congress on the effects of fentanyl… like oh sure it’s a public image and the emotion is a rhetorical device whatever the fuck. there’s still a hell of a lot of people that would not have the guts to get up there.

[rorywonder]

hey so filming people without their consent is weird. you know that right? filming people you don't know and they aren't aware of what you're doing is creepy. posting strangers online is fucking weird. we're too comfortable with doing it now for shits and giggles, chasing some sort of viral hit instead of reckoning with the fact that you posted someone who did not consent to their body and face being publically used.

we're being pushed these Meta Glasses as if mass surveillance of strangers is fun and normal! it's weird!!! there are already reports that people are using these to film women without them knowing and sharing it to communities who get off on this shit. who else knows who people are filming. these glasses with cameras are not obvious and that is dangerous.

[c-53]

Please take my white ass to anor londo

[shadowysiren]

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

[c-53]

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

[papertowness]

skinner the type of dude to be mad as HELL that he’s actually important to the plot

[v3rd1n]

THATS MY GUYY!!!!!!!

[michaelnordeman]

Värmland, Sweden (17 July 2020).

[papertowness]

the fact that skinner was shirtless the entire time mulder was in his apartment .. not that i think mulder was complaining

[v3rd1n]

check out skinner’s dress shirt sleeves for the next three seasons. they’re noticeably oversized they’re like balloons. because they’re trying to hide the fact that mulder’s boss is jacked as hell