Death of Responsibility

I am a creature of unremarkable talent and I'm mostly here to loaf around.

[thewiglesswonder]

@monkeymindscream

[vodid]

all the pieces of the factory — do you know who you are?

do they make you feel closer to escaping the dysphoria?

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[inkandteaxx]

practicing expressions but i ended up drawing pissed off leos instead

i wish they let him crash out more in the show (though the movie makes up for it lol (≖ᴗ≖ )

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[echoarts03]

Starley is genuinely such a funny concept to me, and I have no doubt that The Prototype would find it VERY funny as well.

Idk it was funnier in my head.. 😅

TikTok: ☆

[cooplagoop]

I imagine if Antauri ever confessed to Mandarin it'd be like this

[willabee]

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

[willabee]

impressive

[willabee]

hmm

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

The most obsession inducing trait a character can have for me is knowing somewhere in their heart That They Are A Bad Kid

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

This isn't necessarily literal. It can apply to characters who aren't children too. But there's something about characters who are either certain of the fact, or terrified of the possibility, that they are just fundamentally wrong and bad at their core

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

It is also important to me that it is not true. No one is fundamentally broken and evil.

[butchfagminotaur]

hello sorry what the fuck do you mean the kidz bop version of good luck babe changed "when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife" to "when you wake up in your bed in the middle of the night with your head in your hands with nothing more in this life" as if that's not SO MUCH DARKER???????

they really said "can't be lesbians it has to be there's no hope left level depression"

[butchfagminotaur]

it went from "one day you'll realize you're gay" to "leaving me will ruin your life to the point there's nothing left for you"

[gayleafpool]

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

[ashbelero]

The hatefuck thruple solution

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[monkeymindscream]

Heyyyy so I've been trying to be considerate of my poor followers and not absolutely blitz you guys with my latest hyperfixation, but as it stands I have like 300 posts in my queue, and arounnnd 250? of them are of the hyperfixation. So I'm going to do some blackout-posting as I do sometimes, and hopefully clear it all out and get everything out of my system.

So yeah in like 30 minutes or so I'm going to vomit some Poppy Playtime all over your dashes, dear followers. Either block the tag or unfollow me, either permanently or just for the rest of day. Up to you.

[monkeymindscream]

Okay that's my queue emptied of all the PPT stuff I had! If you're just tuning in, you've got a decent amount of scrolling ahead of you if you want to reach posts that aren't about murder-toys. Recommended that you either block the tag or else just kick me off your dash altogether if you'd prefer to not have to slog through it!