[v3xedt0nightmar3]

Ale | 23 | she/her

I am normal about the media I consume.

all time favorite books: the book that wouldn't burn. the raven cycle. all for the game. vicious. summer sons. no longer human. the final empire.

currently into: tales from the gas station!!

[isolabellz]

until death do us part

[max-worm]

new chapter of my minyard sister fic!! it's thanksgiving and Olwen and Kevin are hanging out :)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

excerpt below ⬇️

Once she got in, Olwen was a little bit too scared to move, even as Kevin beckoned her over. “No,” she kept saying, shaking her head. She didn't have the words to describe why no, but no indeed.

“You're okay,” Kevin said. He swam over to her and held out his hand. Olwen grasped his arm like her life were on the line. “Here, hold onto me and dunk your head underwater. I won't let you go. I promise.”

“What if I can't get back up?” Olwen asked, her nerves overriding the need to let her voice rest.

“You'll be able to, but if you can't, I'll pull you up.”

Olwen took a deep breath, thinking of jellyfish and octopuses and whale sharks, then dunked her whole body under the water, head and all. Water flooded up her nose, all burny and awful, and she burst back up out of the water as fast as she could, sputtering and coughing.

“Water in my nose,” she spat, frustrated, as she pulled closer to Kevin, keeping only one hand on his arm, which curled around her back, and using the other to wipe water and snot off her face.

“You didn't tell her to plug her nose, you dumbass,” Andrew called out. He had moved to crouch beside the pool.

“Oh. Yeah, you have to plug your nose,” Kevin said.

“You didn't!” Olwen argued.

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[cringeonmainst]

Jack telling Jerry he doesn’t believe the rumors:

[exylover32]

andrew and neil getting so hype about kevin covering his tattoo that they have to make out for the rest of the night has gotta be the craziest thing to survive from the kandreil drafts

[m4rs-ex3]

andrew did not say a single word to jeremy and then went home and told renee "ayo major twink alerttt"

[v3xedt0nightmar3]

I really dislike Alice Dyer's voice

[baleful-meat-worm]

who up magnusing they archives

[themaidenofwords]

Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

[v3xedt0nightmar3]

why is Martin's one of the computer's ominous text to speech voices on the Magnus protocol?

[v3xedt0nightmar3]

finished the magnus archives

[isolabellz]

happy father’s day to the two ex cons who adopted a child and a dog after escaping prison

[max-worm]

i updated my minyard sister fic !!! lots of angst in this chapter but also lots of cute andrew-olwen bonding :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/79335176/chapters/232865556

little snippet below the cut

They got into Andrew’s car and drove to the building where Andrew would be taking his exam. Before heading inside, Andrew checked to make sure the volume on the DS was turned to zero and reminded Olwen that she had to be quiet the whole time he was taking his exam. He didn’t care that much about his grade, but talking during the exam meant a zero, and if Andrew wanted to stay on the stupid Exy team, he couldn’t get a zero. It would be quick, anyway, considering that it was multiple choice and Andrew had the closest thing to a perfect memory that existed.

Andrew’s professor eyed Olwen at Andrew’s side when Andrew went up to pick up his exam and scantron from the front table, but Andrew glared back at him. The professor eventually backed off, though not without teasing Olwen by offering her an exam. However, Olwen’s sense of humor was pretty specific and revolved solely around bothering Kevin Day, so she didn’t seem to understand that the professor was joking and began to frown with nervousness. Andrew just turned around and tugged on Olwen’s sleeve to get her to follow.

The exam took Andrew about twenty minutes to complete. As soon as he turned it in at the front, he and Olwen were out of there.

They spent the rest of the day together in a comfortable silence. They had mostly wiped out all their energy for conversation at breakfast that morning, so neither minded the quiet. Andrew had some errands to run, and it was nice to have Olwen as a small companion.

The two of them went to the grocery store to restock the kitchen without Kevin’s nagging, horrible, health-nut input, then to the mall to fill Olwen’s remaining closet space with clothes more suited for cold weather (much to Olwen’s dismay—she did not seem to like clothes shopping one bit). Once that was done, they stopped by the food court to get some overpriced pretzel bites, then finally headed to Reddin for Andrew’s usual Wednesday appointment with Bee.

[falafels]

pt.154!!

<pt.153

pride month edition!! 🌈 (technically an hour and a half late but im still gay no pumpkin yet)

i have to confess the kevin tweet was actually one of the first i made for this au like before it even started so maybe 2 years ago now and ive just been sitting on it the whole time because the longer it goes on and the more aggressively heterosexual taylor swift is while insane people online claim everything is lesbian signalling the funnier this becomes to me. my fine wine that i have been wanting to drink the entire time but know ages well 😭

taglist!! 🎉🎨❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @vreow @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @frequentlysuicidal @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @whatwereyouthinkingaboutagain @dragonslayer26806 @lesbiansforkevinday @theacademicghost @petitrenard02

[blgaroadno]

The King’s Men - Nora Sakavic

Drawing Blood - Poppy Z. Brite/Billy Martin

[v3xedt0nightmar3]

I'm so upset I don't like season five of the magnus archives :/