Ajax

Hello Vampire (former cowboy)

[v4mpyformercowboy]

Ooc: Hello, this is an OC blog with no specific fandom affiliation, so anyone may interact

Please ask questions abt him! I love yapping abt his lore lolll

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GET TO KNOW AJAX!!!

How old are you?

☆ "320, but physically, I'm 16"

Okay, pronouns?

☆ "He/Him"

Sexuality?

☆ "Ace, and my husband is dead, so don't try nothin"

Friends?

@alcoholiccultist/ #alcoholic god🍇

@totallynotharper/ #alcoholic girly pop🥃

@kyle-th3-sh4rk/ #Shark fin soup🦈🍲

@creepy-cameron/ #Psycho Killer

Hm, well, that's all I've got for now, tata!

[totallynotharper]

"Harper, what if I got hungry. What if I, hypothetically, of course, drank you like a juice box? What if?"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Maaaan, put the Raid down. It ain't doing shit to me."

[totallynotharper]

“Put them fangs away then you rabid dog”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Whaaat, I dont have fangs. You're being crazyyy. Totally unrelated, come gimme a hug buddy"

[totallynotharper]

“NOOOOOOO!!! GO AWAYYYY!!!”

*Harper exclaims laughing playfully*

[v4mpyformercowboy]

*starts chasing her, wiggling his fingers like a goof*

"IM GONNA GETCHYA, III'M GONNA GETCHYA"

[totallynotharper]

"Harper, what if I got hungry. What if I, hypothetically, of course, drank you like a juice box? What if?"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Maaaan, put the Raid down. It ain't doing shit to me."

[totallynotharper]

“Put them fangs away then you rabid dog”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Whaaat, I dont have fangs. You're being crazyyy. Totally unrelated, come gimme a hug buddy"

[totallynotharper]

"Harper, what if I got hungry. What if I, hypothetically, of course, drank you like a juice box? What if?"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Maaaan, put the Raid down. It ain't doing shit to me."

[creepy-cameron]

The operatior be like

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Cameron, you need help man"

[creepy-cameron]

With what asshole

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"The fuckshit going on in your brain"

[creepy-cameron]

The operatior be like

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Cameron, you need help man"

[alcoholiccultist]

"Hey Dio, wanna meet a friend of mine?"

"Friend is a strong word"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

“Oh? Who’s this dude?”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"This is my buddy, Ajax. Say hi Ajax!"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Hello, never thought I'd meet two whole Greek gods because of him"

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oh, hey man, what’s goin’ on? :)”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Not much, mainly keeping Kyle from raiding Harper's home right now"

@totallynotharper

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oof, sounds rough..”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Yeah, ya know, I think you would like Harper a lot. She's also an alcoholic"

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oohoho, my kinda girl!”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Yeah, I actually think I saw her around earlier hold up"

"HEY, @totallynotharper GET OVER HERE"

[alcoholiccultist]

"Hey Dio, wanna meet a friend of mine?"

"Friend is a strong word"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

“Oh? Who’s this dude?”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"This is my buddy, Ajax. Say hi Ajax!"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Hello, never thought I'd meet two whole Greek gods because of him"

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oh, hey man, what’s goin’ on? :)”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Not much, mainly keeping Kyle from raiding Harper's home right now"

@totallynotharper

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oof, sounds rough..”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Yeah, ya know, I think you would like Harper a lot. She's also an alcoholic"

[alcoholiccultist]

"Hey Dio, wanna meet a friend of mine?"

"Friend is a strong word"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

“Oh? Who’s this dude?”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"This is my buddy, Ajax. Say hi Ajax!"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Hello, never thought I'd meet two whole Greek gods because of him"

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oh, hey man, what’s goin’ on? :)”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Not much, mainly keeping Kyle from raiding Harper's home right now"

@totallynotharper

[alcoholiccultist]

"Hey Dio, wanna meet a friend of mine?"

"Friend is a strong word"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

“Oh? Who’s this dude?”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"This is my buddy, Ajax. Say hi Ajax!"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Hello, never thought I'd meet two whole Greek gods because of him"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

“ɢᴜᴇss ᴡʜᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ᴅᴀɴɪᴇʟs??”

@totallynotharper

"HARPER! STOP ABUSING YOUR LIVER! BE HAPPY YOURS IS WORKING! I LOVE YOUR LIVER, AND YOU SHOULD TOO!"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

Thoughts on Cameron Pas

"I think hes obnoxious and immature, but tolerable on occasion"

[creepy-cameron]

i miss @v4mpyformercowboy

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"All you do when we interact is insult me. What do you mean you miss me"

[creepy-cameron]

shits complicated man,

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"You are an odd specimen, my friend"

[creepy-cameron]

i miss @v4mpyformercowboy

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"All you do when we interact is insult me. What do you mean you miss me"

[creepy-cameron]

British people are illegible to me i cant understand their accent its not english to me.

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Shut up"

[creepy-cameron]

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Fuck you, being a killer is fatherless behavior"

[creepy-cameron]

“aren’t you a vampire? so many things to be said about that alone.. and your a vegetarian? embarrassing 😳”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"I eat animals, same as you. Your kill count is insane. Do you even keep track anymore? Oh, wait, never mind, I'm not sure if you're capable of counting past 10 with your shoes on"

[creepy-cameron]

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Is that a blunt?"

[creepy-cameron]

No its a candy cigarette obviously

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Im done with this, you act like a child"

[creepy-cameron]

Guys guys Mr stoner is talking

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"I will not listen, and there is nothing to learn from your incessant jabbering"

[totallynotharper]

“ ᴀᴊᴀx ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏʙᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's sᴏ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ “

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"I do indeed prefer drunk Harper's company to yours, by a large margin"

[creepy-cameron]

British people are illegible to me i cant understand their accent its not english to me.

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Shut up"

[creepy-cameron]

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Fuck you, being a killer is fatherless behavior"

[creepy-cameron]

“aren’t you a vampire? so many things to be said about that alone.. and your a vegetarian? embarrassing 😳”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"I eat animals, same as you. Your kill count is insane. Do you even keep track anymore? Oh, wait, never mind, I'm not sure if you're capable of counting past 10 with your shoes on"

[creepy-cameron]

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Is that a blunt?"

[creepy-cameron]

No its a candy cigarette obviously

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Im done with this, you act like a child"

[creepy-cameron]

Guys guys Mr stoner is talking

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"I will not listen, and there is nothing to learn from your incessant jabbering"

[creepy-cameron]

British people are illegible to me i cant understand their accent its not english to me.

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Shut up"

[creepy-cameron]

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Fuck you, being a killer is fatherless behavior"

[creepy-cameron]

“aren’t you a vampire? so many things to be said about that alone.. and your a vegetarian? embarrassing 😳”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"I eat animals, same as you. Your kill count is insane. Do you even keep track anymore? Oh, wait, never mind, I'm not sure if you're capable of counting past 10 with your shoes on"

[creepy-cameron]

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Is that a blunt?"

[creepy-cameron]

No its a candy cigarette obviously

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Im done with this, you act like a child"