Kyle

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[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

~INTRO~

"Haiii my name is Kyle!!" (an OC RP)

"He/they"

"Minor deity of the Greek variety"

Okay Kyle, I've got some questions for you then

Age?

"I dont actually know, I just kinda appeared one day a looooooooooong time ago"

Hm, odd. Any friends?

"My boyfriend Caspian, my father @/god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes, poseidon, and um that's all the .....important ones:

"I LOVE MY DARLING BOYFRIEND CASPIAN SO MUCH"

FRIENDS

@totallynotharper// #alcoholic girly pop🥃

@alcoholiccultist// #grape salad guy🍇

@v4mpyformercowboy// #Howdy bloodbags

@ronnieaskblog// #sassy flame🔥

@ariadne-the-witch// #lovely lady of mazes🧶

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

Are you actually a shark?

"uhm, obviously? Just look at me big dawg, clearly a shark."

[tiredpapergirl]

Most sharks don't talk.

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Most sharks aren't friends with the gods"

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

Are you actually a shark?

"uhm, obviously? Just look at me big dawg, clearly a shark."

[lordandgodoftheseas]

"Hello Lord Poseidon, lovely to finally meet you. See, I have come to be a nuisance"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

Who sent you, shark boy? Don't you know better than to bother your betters?

[god-0f-the-seas]

Ignore him..

[lordandgodoftheseas]

Don't tell me what to do..

[god-0f-the-seas]

Just...trust me this time and please ignore Kyle

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"You should know ignoring me does nothing"

[god-0f-the-seas]

It sends a message. Your skulls just too thick to get that message.

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"I dont have a skull...or bones"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Take the sarcasm. next in line

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"You're just mad about being incorrect"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Get out

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Why do you keep saying that? When has it worked?"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Right now

*kyle is now at the great barrier reef*

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"What in the absolute shit"

"Annabella ain't about to be pleased"

[lordandgodoftheseas]

*facepalms*

"Because that was a worthwhile use of your power."

...

"Shall I bring him back just to spite you?"

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Please do"

[lordandgodoftheseas]

*Claps hands. Kyle is dumped on top of wherever Caspian happens to be at the moment.*

"There, maybe that will keep you occupied for awhile."

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Oh, hey Casp!"

@caspian-0f-th3-s3a

[caspian-0f-th3-s3a]

*Kyle pops out of no where while Caspian is shown eating a bag of seaweed chips on the couch in his heart boxers*

"AH! HOW DID YO- WHERE?!"

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Babe, why does Poseidon NEVER LIKE MEEEE"

*dramatically throws himself into Caspian's lap while throwing his arm over his face*

[dawgwiththatblog]

"....Who.....?"

*Runs his fingers through his pointy Mohawk

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"POSEIDON, Any of them. They never ever like meee"

[lordandgodoftheseas]

"Hello Lord Poseidon, lovely to finally meet you. See, I have come to be a nuisance"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

Who sent you, shark boy? Don't you know better than to bother your betters?

[god-0f-the-seas]

Ignore him..

[lordandgodoftheseas]

Don't tell me what to do..

[god-0f-the-seas]

Just...trust me this time and please ignore Kyle

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"You should know ignoring me does nothing"

[god-0f-the-seas]

It sends a message. Your skulls just too thick to get that message.

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"I dont have a skull...or bones"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Take the sarcasm. next in line

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"You're just mad about being incorrect"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Get out

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Why do you keep saying that? When has it worked?"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Right now

*kyle is now at the great barrier reef*

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"What in the absolute shit"

"Annabella ain't about to be pleased"

[lordandgodoftheseas]

*facepalms*

"Because that was a worthwhile use of your power."

...

"Shall I bring him back just to spite you?"

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Please do"

[lordandgodoftheseas]

*Claps hands. Kyle is dumped on top of wherever Caspian happens to be at the moment.*

"There, maybe that will keep you occupied for awhile."

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Oh, hey Casp!"

@caspian-0f-th3-s3a

[caspian-0f-th3-s3a]

*Kyle pops out of no where while Caspian is shown eating a bag of seaweed chips on the couch in his heart boxers*

"AH! HOW DID YO- WHERE?!"

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Babe, why does Poseidon NEVER LIKE MEEEE"

*dramatically throws himself into Caspian's lap while throwing his arm over his face*

[lordandgodoftheseas]

"Hello Lord Poseidon, lovely to finally meet you. See, I have come to be a nuisance"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

Who sent you, shark boy? Don't you know better than to bother your betters?

[god-0f-the-seas]

Ignore him..

[lordandgodoftheseas]

Don't tell me what to do..

[god-0f-the-seas]

Just...trust me this time and please ignore Kyle

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"You should know ignoring me does nothing"

[god-0f-the-seas]

It sends a message. Your skulls just too thick to get that message.

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"I dont have a skull...or bones"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Take the sarcasm. next in line

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"You're just mad about being incorrect"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Get out

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Why do you keep saying that? When has it worked?"

[god-0f-the-seas]

Right now

*kyle is now at the great barrier reef*

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"What in the absolute shit"

"Annabella ain't about to be pleased"

[lordandgodoftheseas]

*facepalms*

"Because that was a worthwhile use of your power."

...

"Shall I bring him back just to spite you?"

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Please do"

[lordandgodoftheseas]

*Claps hands. Kyle is dumped on top of wherever Caspian happens to be at the moment.*

"There, maybe that will keep you occupied for awhile."

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Oh, hey Casp!"

@caspian-0f-th3-s3a

[theultimatenerd0fficial]

Hey uhhh

You should definitely look at my shark oc who got wrapped into the epic/pjo fandoms

@kyle-th3-sh4rk

*INSERT THE GAYEST GASP*

SHARK MAN!?

QUEER SHARK MAN!?

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"That's what they do indeed call me"

[alcoholiccultist]

"Oh, Didi~, I met your lovely wife!"

New nickname unlocked

“You did? Oh, she’s amazing, isn’t she? So beautiful, so kind, ugh I love my wife so much-“

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Yeah! She was so nice! Usually, gods swat me like a fly, but she didn't! Also, yeah, she is so pretty!!! She showed me the snakes and some big cats too!!! One of em bit me, it kinda tickled."

[doctorannabella]

@kyle-th3-sh4rk

“of course not”

base used

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Rude, I was bein silly"

[ariadne-the-witch]

"INSERT DRAMATIC TELENOVELLA GASP

SO, THIS IS THE LOVELY WIFE IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT!! It's lovely to meet you, Mrs Ariadne!"

@kyle-th3-sh4rk

hello!! You must be the Kyle my dear Dio talked about, and yes!! That is me!! It is quite lovely to meet you too. How did you meet my husband?

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Your husband backed up my campaign against Poseidon. It was a while back, what a blast that was. Anyways, how are you on this fine day, ma'am?"

[ariadne-the-witch]

I am lovely!! I visited Semele today and then went to look after the children because they were sick. I need to feed my snakes and our leopards later and Dio is going to bring home some new wine blends he’s never made before which is exciting. I had to miss out on hanging around with the maenads today because of the children but I heard they tore someone to pieces!! Isn’t that exciting?

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"WOW! That's a lot! Also, really cool, though! Can I meet the snakes and leopards?!"

[ariadne-the-witch]

why of course!! Do be warned, they act feral with most so they may not be kind to you.

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"I can deal with that. Harper, when she's drunk, is basically feral. She's one of the people I introduced Dio to earlier. She's the one who can have fun as he phrased it"

[ariadne-the-witch]

"INSERT DRAMATIC TELENOVELLA GASP

SO, THIS IS THE LOVELY WIFE IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT!! It's lovely to meet you, Mrs Ariadne!"

@kyle-th3-sh4rk

hello!! You must be the Kyle my dear Dio talked about, and yes!! That is me!! It is quite lovely to meet you too. How did you meet my husband?

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Your husband backed up my campaign against Poseidon. It was a while back, what a blast that was. Anyways, how are you on this fine day, ma'am?"

[ariadne-the-witch]

I am lovely!! I visited Semele today and then went to look after the children because they were sick. I need to feed my snakes and our leopards later and Dio is going to bring home some new wine blends he’s never made before which is exciting. I had to miss out on hanging around with the maenads today because of the children but I heard they tore someone to pieces!! Isn’t that exciting?

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"WOW! That's a lot! Also, really cool, though! Can I meet the snakes and leopards?!"

[ariadne-the-witch]

"INSERT DRAMATIC TELENOVELLA GASP

SO, THIS IS THE LOVELY WIFE IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT!! It's lovely to meet you, Mrs Ariadne!"

@kyle-th3-sh4rk

hello!! You must be the Kyle my dear Dio talked about, and yes!! That is me!! It is quite lovely to meet you too. How did you meet my husband?

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"Your husband backed up my campaign against Poseidon. It was a while back, what a blast that was. Anyways, how are you on this fine day, ma'am?"

[alcoholiccultist]

"Hey Dio, wanna meet a friend of mine?"

"Friend is a strong word"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

“Oh? Who’s this dude?”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"This is my buddy, Ajax. Say hi Ajax!"

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Hello, never thought I'd meet two whole Greek gods because of him"

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oh, hey man, what’s goin’ on? :)”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Not much, mainly keeping Kyle from raiding Harper's home right now"

@totallynotharper

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oof, sounds rough..”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Yeah, ya know, I think you would like Harper a lot. She's also an alcoholic"

[alcoholiccultist]

“Oohoho, my kinda girl!”

[v4mpyformercowboy]

"Yeah, I actually think I saw her around earlier hold up"

"HEY, @totallynotharper GET OVER HERE"

[totallynotharper]

“ʜᴜʜ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ.” *Harper walks over eyes landing on the literal god in front of her.* “ᴏʜ sʜɪᴛ, ᴋʏʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴍɪ ɢᴏᴅ?? ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʟᴇɢ, ᴡ-ᴡʜᴏ’s ᴛʜɪs?”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"YOU THOUGHT I WAS BLUFFIN?! Nah, anyways, this is Dio, bro is cool as hell"

[totallynotharper]

“ғʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"HARPER NO!"

[totallynotharper]

“ʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ʏᴇs!! ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 𝟷𝟶 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"BITCH NO, EVER HEARD OF THE JACK DANIELS WHISKEY FUNGUS!?!?!"

[totallynotharper]

“ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"YEAH! DO YOUR RESEARCH! FUCK POLLUTION AND FUCK COMPANIES THAT DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT!"

[totallynotharper]

“ʜᴜʜ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀᴡғᴜʟ, ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ sᴛᴏʟᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs.”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"That's acceptable then"

[totallynotharper]

“ғʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"HARPER NO!"

[totallynotharper]

“ʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ʏᴇs!! ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 𝟷𝟶 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"BITCH NO, EVER HEARD OF THE JACK DANIELS WHISKEY FUNGUS!?!?!"

[totallynotharper]

“ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"YEAH! DO YOUR RESEARCH! FUCK POLLUTION AND FUCK COMPANIES THAT DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IT!"

[totallynotharper]

“ғʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"HARPER NO!"

[totallynotharper]

“ʜᴀʀᴘᴇʀ ʏᴇs!! ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 𝟷𝟶 ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴏʏs”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"BITCH NO, EVER HEARD OF THE JACK DANIELS WHISKEY FUNGUS!?!?!"

[alcoholiccultist]

"Hey Dio, wanna meet a friend of mine?"

"Friend is a strong word"

-- @kyle-th3-sh4rk

“Oh? Who’s this dude?”

[kyle-th3-sh4rk]

"This is my buddy, Ajax. Say hi Ajax!"